British alternative to "kick ass"?

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Hi all--I'm looking for a British-vocab alternative to "kick ass!" (as in, "do a fantastic job and thrash your opponent!"). Or, for permission to use it as is in British dialogue ;-)

Firstly, I know that the British is "arse" rather than "ass." But googling UK sites shows "kick arse" to be significantly less used than "kick ass" (even searching with "-film" to adjust for the use of "kick ass" as a movie title).

Lots of American phrases seem to be creeping into common use over here. If I can reasonably retain the phrase "kick ass" in my dialogue between British characters in a British-set book, I would like to.

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Would it distract you to read a British character say "kick ass"?
If yes, what equivalent phrase would you recommend?

Many thanks, all!
 

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If it's contemporary I think 'kick-arse' would be fine - not kick-ass though. You've used a good alternative yourself - thrash, or thrashed.

It's a little long-winded, but I'm fond of 'handed his arse on a silver platter', or as I like to say, being butlered.

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I share your doubts about saying 'kick arse' or 'kick ass'.
I'm fond of the phrase 'stuffed out of sight' to describe the kind of overwhelming victory you refer to.
 

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I don't think I'd be too bothered if a UK character said "kick ass" in any context -- this is one of many phrases that have migrated across the Pond and been absorbed into everyday language.

Of course this would vary by region, some older traditional phrases are unlikely to be easily displaced, e.g.

Threatening: "I'm gonny kick his arse!"*

Triumphant: "We kicked their arses!"*

Complimentary: "That's pure dead brilliant."

* a much ruder worse than "arse" would be used where I live.

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Kicking someone's arse, yeah pretty okay I think. I don't hear it as in the phrase 'That was really kick-arse' though for something good. It's more about the arse-kicking as in your actual kicking it.

Some alternatives

Threatening: "I'm going to kick your arse into next week!"

Triumphant: "We wiped the floor with them/knocked seven shades of snot out of them!"*

Complimentary: "That curry was the dog's bollocks!"
 

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Give them a slap. Give them a smack. Give them a spank.



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This thread is the bollocks.

And you, my American fellow AWers, will get your arses felt.
 

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I don't think it would bother me much. After all, I've started writing check for cheque these days....

Showed them how it's done. Walked all over them. Showed them who's boss.
 

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Give them a gubbing.
 

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I think you can get away with "kick-ass" as an adjective, since it's made its way into British English as a loan-word:

"That was a seriously kick-ass movie."

Any other usage, though, it depends on context. In the imperative, "(go and) kick ass!", maybe "Give 'em what for!"? If it's an exclamation, "(that was) kick ass!", some of the suggestions above, like "You showed him who's boss" would be more idiomatic, or just "You totally kicked his arse".
 

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Wander over to Quora, where Jonathon Green - the world's pre-eminent expert on English language slang - seems to be happy to answer all kinds of slang-related queries.
 

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My favourite (for telling someone to go kick ass) "Put some welly into it!" or "Give him some welly!"

From wellingtons-big boots. It's a pretty useful phrase meaning 'give it all you've got'.
 

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So long as none of your UK male characters refer to having hurt their fannies you'll be fine. :p

But yeah,

"Kicked his arse" for violence. Is fine. But if you want kick-arse as a complimentary it would grate for me to have coming from a UK character. Our language may be becoming more Americanised amongst the younger ones, but I've still yet to know anyone who uses "kick-ass" as a positive. Phrases equivalent will vary from region region but phrases I grew up with include

dog's bollocks
fucking minted
fanbloodytastic
well dead good
fecking marvellous

The fecks and fucks are important. We are not such a polite bunch :D

Also as a general cheering-on of someone as in watching sport, dog racing etc, COME ON MY SON! Regardless of whether the thing being cheered is your son, male or even human :)

My best advice is - play Killing Floor for a bit. The characters are all delightfully working-class-British-Londoner in the way they speak.
 

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On my trip to England, I learned this one: Get stuck in! Is that close to what the OP wants?
 

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If I saw "kick ass" coming from an Englishman's mouth in a novel, I'd assume the novel was written by an American who hadn't bothered with any research.
 

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I love the episode of Fawlty Towers where Basil tries to get all Clint Eastwood and shouts "I've had enough of this ARSE!"
 

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If I saw "kick ass" coming from an Englishman's mouth in a novel, I'd assume the novel was written by an American who hadn't bothered with any research.

Agreed. A British author could have a British character use it in a smirky, sarcastic way, but that wouldn't come over from a foreigner author.