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My son and I were sitting on the couch watching the end of a tv show before he was off to bed. Our conversation went like this...
Sb (Superbad): Mom, where's dad?
Me: He went to the store.
Sb: I have something really bad to tell you.
Me: What!?
Sb: I got detention on Friday and you need to sign the paper. (Here comes the bull pucky) You know how you're at the wrong place at the wrong time?
Me: What did you do?
Sb: It wasn't me! I was just sitting there. My friend was drawing a penguin and I was trying to help him. (By this time I was looking over the rim of my glasses) Then I was caught with the pencil in my hand.
Me: Mmmmhmmm. What kind of a penguin did you draw!?
Sb: You know just a penguin.
Me: Really? What did it look like?
Sb: (my son demonstrated with his finger) Two circle eyes and a beak! And then...
Me: Wait!!! You mean you drew a wee wee on a wall?!!! (now, the word wee wee coming from your mom doesn't sound as valiant as the word penis and the look on his face was worth capturing on camera but it wasn't near me. He sort of looked like a squirrel frozen in the middle of a street deciding which way to go as his small life flashes before his eyes.)
Sb: Mom, I swear it was a penguin!
And then the movie Superbad, which I had to watch just to make sure my kids couldn't see it and I reassured them that they were NOT under any circumstances to watch that foul movie. The only part of the movie that made me die laughing was the penis part. Now, I'm trying to be serious here with my son...
I couldn't do it. I bit my lips hard to keep from laughing while trying to look serious through my eyes. I really tried. But...
Sb: Why are you laughing?
Me: Remember that movie Superbad? And don't lie! Anytime I tell you not to watch a movie you run to what's his face's house.
An embarassing smile washed over my son's face then reality hit him.
Sb: NO MOM, I SWEAR TO YOU IT WAS A PENGUIN!
I laughed for an hour. He's still mad at me and I'm still laughing.
Sb (Superbad): Mom, where's dad?
Me: He went to the store.
Sb: I have something really bad to tell you.
Me: What!?
Sb: I got detention on Friday and you need to sign the paper. (Here comes the bull pucky) You know how you're at the wrong place at the wrong time?
Me: What did you do?
Sb: It wasn't me! I was just sitting there. My friend was drawing a penguin and I was trying to help him. (By this time I was looking over the rim of my glasses) Then I was caught with the pencil in my hand.
Me: Mmmmhmmm. What kind of a penguin did you draw!?
Sb: You know just a penguin.
Me: Really? What did it look like?
Sb: (my son demonstrated with his finger) Two circle eyes and a beak! And then...
Me: Wait!!! You mean you drew a wee wee on a wall?!!! (now, the word wee wee coming from your mom doesn't sound as valiant as the word penis and the look on his face was worth capturing on camera but it wasn't near me. He sort of looked like a squirrel frozen in the middle of a street deciding which way to go as his small life flashes before his eyes.)
Sb: Mom, I swear it was a penguin!
And then the movie Superbad, which I had to watch just to make sure my kids couldn't see it and I reassured them that they were NOT under any circumstances to watch that foul movie. The only part of the movie that made me die laughing was the penis part. Now, I'm trying to be serious here with my son...
I couldn't do it. I bit my lips hard to keep from laughing while trying to look serious through my eyes. I really tried. But...
Sb: Why are you laughing?
Me: Remember that movie Superbad? And don't lie! Anytime I tell you not to watch a movie you run to what's his face's house.
An embarassing smile washed over my son's face then reality hit him.
Sb: NO MOM, I SWEAR TO YOU IT WAS A PENGUIN!
I laughed for an hour. He's still mad at me and I'm still laughing.