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kayleamay
03-15-2011, 11:38 PM
I just looked all over the home page and I can't find the Subscribe/Donate button. That's right. It's been stolen and I just know it was one of you.

So, who was it?

alleycat
03-15-2011, 11:40 PM
Do you have an ad blocker turned on?


You can also look at the bottom of the page.

kayleamay
03-15-2011, 11:41 PM
No, but you're starting to look suspicious, keekat.

Chris P
03-15-2011, 11:41 PM
It was me. Gas prices have gone up so I ran off with the kitty. I take PayPal, Visa, MasterCard and MoneyGram, by the way.

alleycat
03-15-2011, 11:42 PM
Oh, sure, blame the poor little innocent kitty cat.

Here: http://absolutewrite.com/forums/payments.php

cray
03-15-2011, 11:43 PM
send me your credit card info, klm. i'll take care of it for you.
:D

Lavern08
03-15-2011, 11:45 PM
The devil made me do it. :D

kayleamay
03-15-2011, 11:45 PM
Pfft. You're just like a bunch of school kids; moving buttons, blaming each other, not taking any responsibility for yourselves, giving each other atomic wedgies. I'm very disappointed in both of you. Hell, I'm diappointed in the whole lot of you!

Put the button back on the home page this instant or I'm going to start grounding people.

kayleamay
03-15-2011, 11:46 PM
Et tu, Vern?

kayleamay
03-15-2011, 11:54 PM
Fine. I'm taking a nap. I'll probably cry myself to sleep with disappointment. I hope you're all very proud of yourselves.

alleycat
03-15-2011, 11:58 PM
I gave you the link, what more do you want?

kayleamay
03-16-2011, 12:00 AM
I suppose you're going to deny short sheeting my bed too?

alleycat
03-16-2011, 12:01 AM
I deny everything, even being here.

dpaterso
03-16-2011, 12:02 AM
As mentioned: scroll down to the bottom of any page. :)

-Derek

Chris P
03-16-2011, 12:02 AM
I deny everything, even being here.

and a glitch made your avvie appear as a black box. *spooky music*

(it's been doing that at random for a few hours now on this computer, and not just AW)

kayleamay
03-16-2011, 12:04 AM
*sigh*

I know I can scroll down to the bottom the page. That isn't the point. The point is that the button should be on the home page, at the top, where it's easy to locate. And you should stop leaving the toilet seat up too. And cellophane has no place in the bathroom!

alleycat
03-16-2011, 12:09 AM
Anything else you'd like to gripe about today?

dpaterso
03-16-2011, 12:14 AM
*sigh*

I know I can scroll down to the bottom the page. That isn't the point. The point is that the button should be on the home page, at the top, where it's easy to locate.
I believe I've seen member complaints about too much info and links showing at the top of each page, pushing forums and threads down so they're off-screen. I would guess the donate button is one of the things that got moved for this very reason! Everything we do, we do for you! And this is the thanks we get!


And you should stop leaving the toilet seat up too. And cellophane has no place in the bathroom!
I always leave the seat down. I spray and wipe it (with antibacterial nuke-em) after using it, too! The cellophane, I make no apologies for. Anything nasty coming up the drainpipe will think twice.

-Derek

Medievalist
03-16-2011, 12:19 AM
*sigh*

I know I can scroll down to the bottom the page. That isn't the point. The point is that the button should be on the home page, at the top, where it's easy to locate. And you should stop leaving the toilet seat up too. And cellophane has no place in the bathroom!

Mac got concerned about maybe people thinking they had to donate to join, and not realizing that it's voluntary, and not expected or required.

Times are really hard right now for a lot of people, you know?

alleycat
03-16-2011, 12:21 AM
Oh, she's just looking for a reason to blame me for something.

I am an abused cat.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-16-2011, 12:28 AM
You're not abused...

Here! Let me abuse you so you'll be able to tell the difference.

alleycat
03-16-2011, 12:29 AM
You people!

BeatrixKiddo
03-16-2011, 12:35 AM
Mac got concerned about maybe people thinking they had to donate to join, and not realizing that it's voluntary, and not expected or required.
Times are really hard right now for a lot of people, you know?


You mean, we're not? :eek: ;) I kid, I kid.

I only donated when I first joined because I couldn't stand the thought of having to wait an entire 50 posts before I could pick my own homemade avatar. Newbies are an impatient lot. :D

alleycat
03-16-2011, 12:44 AM
I only donated when I first joined because I couldn't stand the thought of having to wait an entire 50 posts before I could pick my own homemade avatar.
We could have it sparkle if you'd like . . .

kayleamay
03-16-2011, 02:38 AM
Anything else you'd like to gripe about today?

I have a whole list. Someone put the empty milk carton back in the fridge. The neighbor got my mail. Again. I took my car in for a $250 tune-up and by the time they were done it cost me $400. It's still raining. I have to work tomorrow. My knees hurt. My son commented on Facebook that I looked normal when I was a kid.

I've got more. I'll PM you.


*snip*


I always leave the seat down. I spray and wipe it (with antibacterial nuke-em) after using it, too! The cellophane, I make no apologies for. Anything nasty coming up the drainpipe will think twice.

-Derek

I wouldn't have told you that snake story if I thought you'd get all paranoid about it.


Mac got concerned about maybe people thinking they had to donate to join, and not realizing that it's voluntary, and not expected or required.

Times are really hard right now for a lot of people, you know?

There goes Mac again being all considerate. Pfft. Next thing you know you'll be telling me she's not an evil overlord.


Oh, she's just looking for a reason to blame me for something.

I am an abused cat.

I don't have to look that hard, keekat.


You're not abused...

Here! Let me abuse you so you'll be able to tell the difference.

*deputizes OFG*


You mean, we're not? :eek: ;) I kid, I kid.

I only donated when I first joined because I couldn't stand the thought of having to wait an entire 50 posts before I could pick my own homemade avatar. Newbies are an impatient lot. :D



Cheater! ;)




:D Fanks!

alleycat
03-16-2011, 02:45 AM
I don't have to look that hard, keekat.
Oh, put a sock in it.

You don't scare me, evil nurse. I lived with one for eighteen years.

kayleamay
03-16-2011, 02:46 AM
No. Dessert. For. You.

alleycat
03-16-2011, 02:52 AM
Too late.

http://26.media.tumblr.com/Qvt6ZD9R2r13ps7gQc4De40Qo1_400.jpg

kayleamay
03-16-2011, 02:58 AM
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgv7x1ekZS1qb1rwho1_500.jpg

alleycat
03-16-2011, 03:00 AM
You're heartless and cruel, kayleamay.



I like that in a person.

kayleamay
03-16-2011, 03:01 AM
Years of practice, keekat. Years of practice.

alleycat
03-16-2011, 03:02 AM
Yeah, I've talked to some of your patients.

kayleamay
03-16-2011, 03:04 AM
How'd you find the ones who could still talk?

I thought I'd taken care them.

Lavern08
03-16-2011, 08:35 PM
I hear a couple of them just *pretended to be dead*

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Y8ywT-57YWE/S9lsAr209PI/AAAAAAAAEKk/vJwL4I7YJMA/s400/nurse-ratched.jpg