Vegetables, Alan. Eat a vegetable with every meal -- even if it's just mushrooms. Then you can pretend you're eating healthy while you're in college.
I'm just a little disappointed that you can't actually taste virtual food. If you could do that, you would have the benefit of being able to taste yummy delicious food without paying for it at the waistline.But Susie's got sooper-dooper magical birthday cake with infinite pieces and invisible non-existent calories.