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scarletpeaches
03-15-2011, 03:14 AM
I blame MacCannister, if you must know.

mscelina
03-15-2011, 03:18 AM
Why? Just because some watery tart lying in a puddle told you that NO, you can't use Jared Leto pRon as your avatar is no reason to claim the oppression of the ages.

And you shouldn't call Mac a watery tart either. Then you'll REALLY be oppressed.

kayleamay
03-15-2011, 03:18 AM
Are you up for bannination again?

MacAllister
03-15-2011, 03:19 AM
You're all going on The List.

scarletpeaches
03-15-2011, 03:22 AM
Yeah? Well YOU'RE going on MY list, Buster.

(The list of people I'm scared of. There's just you, Ol' Bag and that scary guy on the bus who eats his own snot).

Jersey Chick
03-15-2011, 03:22 AM
Oh... no...

The List.

**hides**

DamaNegra
03-15-2011, 03:32 AM
:e2moon: I ain't not afraid of no list

Mr Flibble
03-15-2011, 03:40 AM
Scarlett turned me into a newt!






I got better.

kayleamay
03-15-2011, 03:41 AM
You're all going on The List.

Yay! I made the list! I made list!
:partyguy:










(What's the list for?)

scarletpeaches
03-15-2011, 03:45 AM
Wait. This is the sparkly avatar list, isn't it?

OPPRESSION! WE'RE ALL BEING OPPRESSED!

DamaNegra
03-15-2011, 03:46 AM
Scarlett turned me into a newt!






I got better.

Scarlett's a witch! A witch! Bring forth the ducks!

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-15-2011, 03:46 AM
Yeah? Well YOU'RE going on MY list, Buster.

(The list of people I'm scared of. There's just you, Ol' Bag and that scary guy on the bus who eats his own snot).

You were just about to get a strongly worded S.L.I.M., lady... but you saved yourself by confessing your fear.

SWest
03-15-2011, 03:49 AM
'Not bringing out the Comfy Chair, are they? :scared:

scarletpeaches
03-15-2011, 03:49 AM
You were just about to get a strongly worded S.L.I.M., lady... but you saved yourself by confessing your fear.Slippery, long, invasive...man?

KTC
03-15-2011, 03:52 AM
i'm the only one on my list. and i have my eye on me, buster!

KTC
03-15-2011, 03:53 AM
ooh. i see shoes.

scarletpeaches
03-15-2011, 03:58 AM
Smelly, lice-infested macaroon?

KTC
03-15-2011, 04:00 AM
lingerers.

KellyAssauer
03-15-2011, 04:03 AM
Situationally Lenient Intelligent Moderator?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-15-2011, 04:08 AM
Situationally Lenient Intelligent Moderator?

Kelly for the win!

(Tho the real answer is: $#1tty Little Inter-Office Memo)

Mr Flibble
03-15-2011, 04:15 AM
Kelly for the win!

(Tho the real answer is: $#1tty Little Inter-Office Memo)

Wait

Wait

And they are how we know the world to be banana shaped?

Aimrite?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-15-2011, 04:19 AM
Wait... what... when did Scarlet start to sparkle? Is she a vampire now?

scarletpeaches
03-15-2011, 04:21 AM
SPARKLY JENSEN! :D:D:D

I'd suck his...blood...any time. :D

Mr Flibble
03-15-2011, 04:21 AM
Wait... what... when did Scarlet start to sparkle? Is she a vampire now?

I was just wondering the same

Someone is on the ball. A sparkly one.

scarletpeaches
03-15-2011, 04:22 AM
Shparklee Ackles. :D

Ari Meermans
03-15-2011, 04:42 AM
You lot been smokin' toadstools again, I see.

Jersey Chick
03-15-2011, 04:48 AM
Perhaps if we built a large, wooden badger...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-15-2011, 04:50 AM
First we must pass the test!

scarletpeaches
03-15-2011, 04:51 AM
And carved the figurehead out of mushrooms, with spoons?

Jersey Chick
03-15-2011, 04:52 AM
She's got huge... tracts of land!

scarletpeaches
03-15-2011, 04:53 AM
And I've got a sparkly Jensen!

Mr Flibble
03-15-2011, 04:55 AM
She's got huge... tracts of land!

One day son, all this will be yours

What, the curtains?

ETA I had to explain who Monty Python were the other day. Sad, the lack in the education system today. Made me feel old....

KellyAssauer
03-15-2011, 04:58 AM
Only last week someone mentioned hedgehog

and I responded Dinsdale...

and no one knew WTF I was going on about.

Mr Flibble
03-15-2011, 05:09 AM
Only last week someone mentioned hedgehog

and I responded Dinsdale...

and no one knew WTF I was going on about.


I could tell you one of my emails...


But you might guess....

Jersey Chick
03-15-2011, 05:31 AM
He's pining for the fjords???

scarletpeaches
03-15-2011, 05:46 AM
Ni!

SWest
03-15-2011, 05:47 AM
I see you shall need to be taunted a second time.

scarletpeaches
03-15-2011, 05:53 AM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

CaroGirl
03-15-2011, 05:56 AM
I never wanted to do this for a living.

BenPanced
03-15-2011, 06:05 AM
My oppression is more oppressed than your oppression so y'all have to pay attention to me for a while.

:e2violin::e2drown::e2faint::e2violin:

Thank you.

CaroGirl
03-15-2011, 06:07 AM
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

SWest
03-15-2011, 06:08 AM
I want to do Pointed Sticks!

BenPanced
03-15-2011, 06:11 AM
Okay. I get the feeling I'm not getting the attention I so richly deserve. Where's my mother?

kayleamay
03-15-2011, 06:34 AM
Yes, but can Sparklypeaches cut down a tree with a herring?

Jersey Chick
03-15-2011, 06:37 AM
Only if it's the largest tree in the forest.

Medievalist
03-15-2011, 06:42 AM
Wait. This is the sparkly avatar list, isn't it?

OPPRESSION! WE'RE ALL BEING OPPRESSED!

Buster MacCannister has a list; me, I'm chock-full of whimsy.

Medievalist
03-15-2011, 06:45 AM
Yes, but can Sparklypeaches cut down a tree with a herring?

The man in the wilderness asked me
How many strawberries grow in the sea;
And I answered him as I thought good,
As many as red herrings grow in the wood.

BenPanced
03-15-2011, 07:01 AM
Buster MacCannister has a list; me, I'm chock-full of whimsy.
I misread that as "chocolate full of whiskey".

KellyAssauer
03-15-2011, 07:04 AM
I thought it said mimsy and ran out to check on the borogoves...

mscelina
03-15-2011, 07:21 AM
Wait...shouldn't the llamas be showing up right about now?

KellyAssauer
03-15-2011, 07:27 AM
My sister was bit by a llama Moose once...

(lets see who remembers that! Haha!)

*apparently I don't

SWest
03-15-2011, 07:32 AM
I apologize for the fault in that reference. Kelly has been sacked.

KellyAssauer
03-15-2011, 07:39 AM
http://voices.gr/wp-content/uploads/TheLarch.jpg

benbradley
03-15-2011, 07:50 AM
Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit :censored.

KTC
03-15-2011, 02:57 PM
And carved the figurehead out of mushrooms, with spoons?

There is no spoon.

Fenika
03-15-2011, 03:01 PM
In this case, I approve of any violence inherent in the system!

brainstorm77
03-15-2011, 03:03 PM
Halp! Halp! I'm being oppressed!


Then you're one of many in this world who think that! :tongue Are you so easily offended? Now that's the big question.:ROFL:

KTC
03-15-2011, 03:04 PM
Yes, but can Sparklypeaches cut down a tree with a herring?

is the herring red?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-15-2011, 03:20 PM
It's just a flesh wound.

Jersey Chick
03-15-2011, 04:24 PM
My sister was bit by a llama Moose once...

(lets see who remembers that! Haha!)

*apparently I don't
Mind you, moose bites can be nasty. :D

No, seriously, my sister was carving her initials into the moose...

CaroGirl
03-15-2011, 04:34 PM
I would like to buy a shrubbery.

NeuroFizz
03-15-2011, 04:43 PM
I am a fan of shubbery as long as it is neatly trimmed. (May that plant me in the land of the oppressed?)

BardSkye
03-15-2011, 05:16 PM
A nice shrubbery.

Would elderberry bushes count as a shrubbery?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-15-2011, 06:29 PM
Not too small, mind you.

scarletpeaches
03-15-2011, 06:29 PM
This is not a thread for small shrubberies.

Soccer Mom
03-15-2011, 10:20 PM
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?


African or European?

Time for the Llama Song! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wmdbg9Loo0o&feature=related)

bettielee
03-15-2011, 10:35 PM
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b40/bettieleetwo/silentlyjudging.jpg

SWest
03-15-2011, 10:49 PM
*menaces thread with a quart of rahzburies*

regdog
03-15-2011, 10:56 PM
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquistion (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tym0MObFpTI&feature=related)

Snowstorm
03-15-2011, 11:08 PM
I misread that as "chocolate full of whiskey".

*GASP!*

*Runs to kitchen, then the bar*

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-16-2011, 12:29 AM
:menaces thread:

SWest
03-16-2011, 12:38 AM
*sets the tiger loose*

BeatrixKiddo
03-16-2011, 01:22 AM
Oppressed in what way?

Is this another "long time AW member inside joke that a newbie like me is never going to get?"

:D

scarletpeaches
03-16-2011, 01:44 AM
All you have to do to be in on the joke is randomly claim the mods are Nazis and proclaim you're being oppressed.

regdog
03-16-2011, 02:17 AM
:|

scarletpeaches
03-16-2011, 02:20 AM
But don't insult MacCannister's jackboots.

SWest
03-16-2011, 02:50 AM
I'm sorry - is this a Five Minute Argument, or the full Half Hour?

Jessianodel
03-16-2011, 02:56 AM
We are no longer the knights who say ni! We are now the knights who say ecky ecky ecky ptang zooboing!

Medievalist
03-16-2011, 03:55 AM
But don't insult MacCannister's jackboots.

Or the tassels on said jackboots.

scarletpeaches
03-16-2011, 03:55 AM
And the fact they're pink.

BenPanced
03-16-2011, 09:28 AM
All you have to do to be in on the joke is randomly claim the mods are Nazis and proclaim you're being oppressed.
I'M OPPRESSING THE MODZ BECAUSE I'M A NAZI!

No...wait...

NAZIS ARE OPPRESSING ME BECAUSE I'M A MOD!

Hang on...I'll get it...

ROCKERS!

wtf?

I POOP RAINBOWS AND OPPRESSIVE MODERN NAZIS ARE oh bugger it.

KTC
03-16-2011, 01:21 PM
FINALLY a thread that made Ben blow up real good.

kayleamay
03-16-2011, 07:10 PM
https://d27fcql9yjk2c0.cloudfront.net/assets/2442111/view_large/%5BLB%5D%20AD%20Combat%20Boots%20-%20Pink%20Laces.jpg?1288838668

Cleated bottoms...for crushin' your hedz.

regdog
03-16-2011, 09:51 PM
My jackboots are stilettos

writerterri
03-16-2011, 10:58 PM
I'm a frayed knot.

Jersey Chick
03-16-2011, 11:37 PM
Two guys walk into a bar...









funny, you'd think the second guy would have seen it.

SWest
03-16-2011, 11:40 PM
:eek: My hovercraft is full of eels...

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-17-2011, 12:08 AM
Regdog is right... we wear nothing if not the most stylish of jackboots.

Some of us wear nothing but jackboots... but not when we're on duty.

scarletpeaches
03-17-2011, 12:34 AM
Bet Ol' Boy loves that. ;)

KTC
03-17-2011, 12:43 AM
my other boots are jack

scarletpeaches
03-17-2011, 12:47 AM
Your face is on fire.

regdog
03-17-2011, 03:19 AM
Regdog is right... we wear nothing if not the most stylish of jackboots.

Some of us wear nothing but jackboots... but not when we're on duty.

Hey, we don't about what happens in Mod Room, remember.

bettielee
03-17-2011, 03:27 AM
https://d27fcql9yjk2c0.cloudfront.net/assets/2442111/view_large/%5BLB%5D%20AD%20Combat%20Boots%20-%20Pink%20Laces.jpg?1288838668

Cleated bottoms...for crushin' your hedz.

FARKING WANT!!!!

SWest
03-17-2011, 03:31 AM
Behead this thread! Turn it out of the forum! Suppress it! Pinch it! Off with its posts!

BenPanced
03-17-2011, 06:09 AM
Two guys walk into a bar...









funny, you'd think the second guy would have seen it.
A Scotsman, an Englishman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, an Aussie, a Yank, a Kiwi, a Springbok, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Greek, a Russian, an Estonian, a German, an Italian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Swede, a Finn, a Norwegian, an Israeli, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Czech, and a Swiss all went to a nightclub.....

The doorman said ...

"Sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai"

BeatrixKiddo
03-17-2011, 09:36 AM
^ LOL. (I liked that one)

BenPanced
03-19-2011, 09:26 AM
Who's Irish and complains about personal social injustice committed against him?

Ben O'Pressed.

scarletpeaches
04-21-2011, 03:47 PM
Has anyone been oppressed lately?

shyne
04-21-2011, 03:48 PM
Indeed

KTC
04-21-2011, 03:57 PM
Has anyone been oppressed lately?

My life is a series of oppressions. I'm too big for me.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-21-2011, 04:57 PM
Has anyone been oppressed lately?

:raises hand:

Ol' Fashioned Girl
04-21-2011, 04:58 PM
:raises hand:

Oh. Wait. What?

I thought she said 'been oppressive'!

KTC
04-21-2011, 07:27 PM
Oh. Wait. What?

I thought she said 'been oppressive'!

Well, you know what I say. If you can't stand the heat, turn off the stove.

scarletpeaches
04-21-2011, 07:35 PM
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the oven.

RNJ
04-21-2011, 08:16 PM
If you can't stand the heat, move to Sascatchuan ... Sascattichuon ... Sasquatchuron ... Oh, Hell.

Susie
04-21-2011, 08:34 PM
If you can't stand the heat, don't move to Florida! :)

Shakesbear
04-21-2011, 08:52 PM
If you can't stand the heat sit in cold bath.

Bmwhtly
04-22-2011, 08:22 PM
that scary guy on the bus who eats his own snot.Don't make me show you the violence inherent in the system!