It seems to me that a lot of you are missing the point of the Charlie Sheen phenomenon. Your problem is that you see his meltdown - and Mel Gibson's, and Lindsay Lohan's, and Brittany Spears', etc. etc. - as a news story. Or, to be fair, a non-news story, or a faux-news story, or a quasi-news story.
But these implosions aren't news stories. They're theater. In fact, they are the newest art form that America has given to the world, right up there with jazz, movies, and prank phone calls. And as an art form, meltdowns were in danger of dying out, becoming old and stale. (After all, after you've seen the v**** of one kleptomaniacal starlet, you've seen them all.) But Charlie has taken his meltdown and expanded the boundaries.
First of all, the use of phrases like "I'm a warlock" and "Tiger Blood" - Is Charlie being literal? Is he using metaphor? Whatever. I'm a wordsmith, and I have yet to write phrases that pithy.
Then, ranting via UStream and Twitter - way to SNet your meltdown!
And the meticulous planning and prep: What kind of effort does it take to be on bad terms with ALL your exes?
Screw Platoon and Wall Street and Ferris Bueller's Day Off. THIS is Charlie Sheen's greatest performance.
Bravo.