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Lavern08
03-01-2011, 12:58 AM
Sweet Penni:

Oh, how I love thee.

Thy properties are so divine.

My ribs, they hurt

My nose was raw,

But now I'm feeling fine.

:hi:

scarletpeaches
03-01-2011, 01:05 AM
Oh penicillin,
my tonsils they were illin';
the doctor made a fuss.

He told me take these tablets,
but don't make them a habit
and you rid me of the pus.

###

I thank you.

night-flyer
03-01-2011, 01:09 AM
:D

Glad you're feeling better, Lavern. We missed having you around.
w00t! w00t! for penicillin!

I saved you some bacon:

http://i463.photobucket.com/albums/qq359/nocrabsjoe/Crystaleye-brat-CamVarious-sspolied%20bra3%20tel/223_x600_feat_cheap_bacon.jpg

er...there was more, but I just couldn't resist. :D I have no poem, but hoping the bacon will do. ;)

Lavern08
03-01-2011, 01:13 AM
DANG!

That bacon was just what the doctor ordered, Nighty.

Oh, and SP,

I forgot all about the pus - Thanks for the reminder - You rock!

tiny
03-01-2011, 01:16 AM
Oh oh penicillin, you turned me red, blistered my skin from head to toe, and closed my airway. I hate you so you get no rhyme. :D

scarletpeaches
03-01-2011, 01:23 AM
The great thing about penicillin for tonsilitis is, when it starts to tackle the problem, and you swallow, you taste the pus running down the back of your throat.

Mmm, tasty.

Haggis
03-01-2011, 01:26 AM
Pus has germs in need of killin'.
That's why I use penicillin.
Burma Shave

CACTUSWENDY
03-01-2011, 01:29 AM
With all these visuals, makes me want to run out and get sick. THANK YOU SO MUCH. :tongue

night-flyer
03-01-2011, 01:30 AM
The great thing about penicillin for tonsilitis is, when it starts to tackle the problem, and you swallow, you taste the pus running down the back of your throat.

Mmm, tasty.

:tmi:

Well, that goes along nicely with the bacon. :eek:

stormie
03-01-2011, 01:35 AM
All this talk about pus--reminds me of that Mucinex commercial with the little green globs running around in someone's lungs and throat.

It stopped me from eating in front of the tv.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRNWYLnlwP9ARiuCVAK9jcVDxpGMKvK3 T4dnZRfj6gtGOLaEYlT

Ol' Fashioned Girl
03-01-2011, 01:47 AM
Oh oh penicillin, you turned me red, blistered my skin from head to toe, and closed my airway. I hate you so you get no rhyme. :D

:fist bump: You and me both, tiny.

scarletpeaches
03-01-2011, 01:51 AM
Gerry Butler invented penicillin.

MaryMumsy
03-01-2011, 06:21 AM
:fist bump: You and me both, tiny.

me three, except I don't get the closed throat. Just the hives from head to toe.

MM

Bravo
03-01-2011, 06:23 AM
penicillin, like syphillis, would give me an uncontrollable rash.

Gretad08
03-01-2011, 03:35 PM
Hey, I'm on penicillin too. What a marvelous drug. Last week, I thought the end was near...this week, it's much further away.

ETA: Or should I have said farther?

Satori1977
03-01-2011, 09:22 PM
I hate penicillin, it makes me vomit. I can't take it or I will get really sick. Which kinda defeats the purpose of taking it to make you feel better.

shyne
03-01-2011, 09:26 PM
It's what the world needs more of. *scrapes mold onto new piece of bread*