Tequila shots for the ladies *wink wink*, a jagermeister ye old shirtless bartender, but, according to ABC rules you can only have one mixer/beer at a time, so. . . Mr. Fingers, is that going to be a kamikze or a jack and coke? (No double fisting on my watch, I am a responsible shirtless bartender. . . alright. . . who's up for body shots?)
(please, when you pour liquor on me, refrain from throwing any incendiary devices)