Okay, so strictly speaking it's not the done thing to namecheck other members in thread titles but...
There's a bit of history to this.
It's come to my and Kitty's attention that vampire novelists have a reputation for going batshit either on Amazon (hola, Anne Rice!) or their personal websites (smeyer and LKH, this means you). So, we joked that if/when we were published in the genre, we would gallantly carry on that tradition and lose control of the remnant shards of our sanity in most public, scary, cuckoo, fruitloop, batshit fashion.
And I'm happy to announce the time of my undoing is upon us. This morning I received a contract offer on A Little Death, a vampirey erotic romance.
So. Expect my personality to splinter very soon.
*sticks a pencil up each nostril, pulls knickers onto head and says "Wibble."*
There's a bit of history to this.
It's come to my and Kitty's attention that vampire novelists have a reputation for going batshit either on Amazon (hola, Anne Rice!) or their personal websites (smeyer and LKH, this means you). So, we joked that if/when we were published in the genre, we would gallantly carry on that tradition and lose control of the remnant shards of our sanity in most public, scary, cuckoo, fruitloop, batshit fashion.
And I'm happy to announce the time of my undoing is upon us. This morning I received a contract offer on A Little Death, a vampirey erotic romance.
So. Expect my personality to splinter very soon.
*sticks a pencil up each nostril, pulls knickers onto head and says "Wibble."*
yay for batshit crazy! And book contracts 
and the future batshittery. 
