Creative Insults

MissMacchiato

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I saw this game on another forum! It's loads of fun!

Basically, each person posts the most creative insult they can think of for the person above them. The only rule is that they're as inventive as humanly possible

I'll start.

I'm going to rip out your tonsils, chop them into pieces, sauté them in garlic butter, and feed them back to you. All the while forcing you to listen to Cotton Eyed Joe on permanent repeat.

Your turn :D
 

Silent Rob

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I'ma replace your coffee with decaf.
 

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You might poop sparkly rainbows, but it still smells like shit.
 
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What are you gonna do for a face when the gorilla wants his arse back?
 

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If you work very, very hard, you might someday write almost as well as Patricia Cornwell.