Ewwww. Just... ewwwwww.

I'm sure he'd wait until I was cold.

Poor animals

Oh hell, if they find my dead body with little kitty nibbles in it, you can be damned sure the cat was at fault. I know for a fact that if I died of accidental causes she would disdain my corpse and let it rot.

If I were her kill, however, no way she would be able to deny herself the pleasure of eating my defeated corpse.

No, my husband's dog wouldn't eat me. He's too picky an eater. And if he did, I'd give him indigestion or he'd choke.

So, either way, I'd win.

First off OFG, I never figured you for the "ewwww, Just ewwwwww" type woman. You have blown my mind.

Second, If she died around Christmas and the animals were locked in the house with her, why wouldn't they eat her corpse? They were starving, obviously. That is almost two months locked in a house with no food. If I was locked in a house with no other food, dead people might be a consideration for me too.

(Just not the brains. Bad things happen when you eat the brains.)

Ambrosia said:

First off OFG, I never figured you for the "ewwww, Just ewwwwww" type woman. You have blown my mind.

Second, If she died around Christmas and the animals were locked in the house with her, why wouldn't they eat her corpse? They were starving, obviously. That is almost two months locked in a house with no food. If I was locked in a house with no other food, dead people might be a consideration for me too.

(Just not the brains. Bad things happen when you eat the brains.)

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Yeah, I think it's gross now after finishing some pasta, but if I didn't have food for two months and was locked inside a house with a dead woman...my mind might go a little South too.

I am so not posting a pic of Gerry in this thread. Ol' Bag might eat him.

I am so not risking bannination with the obvious punchline.

If I died and my corpse would keep my dog alive, I would hope she would go for it. After I am dead, what do I care?

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:

Our tuxedo hides in wait for Ol' Boy. She'll jump out when he goes by and hook his ankle with a paw... one of these days, she'll bring him down. I just hope I'm around to pry her teeth out of his calf.

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Gerard is on the floor.

He wants you to eat him. NOM NOM NOM!

A friend of mine says she's not really a cat person. I said, "But they sleep a lot and just wander by when they want food."

"Yes, that's why I'm not a cat person. Dogs have loyalty."

I shrugged and said, "Sleeping a lot and just showing up for food sounds like the ideal life to me."

"Are you a cat in disguise?"

I think I am. (Apart from the sleeping a lot. I wish. I do nap, but never more than a few hours at a time. Still, I do like to loaf on the settee and eat junk).

Hell, I wouldn't need to wait a month. Me and the other half have a tacit agreement that if one of us has to have a bit amputated and it isn't gangrenous, we're taking it home and barbequeing it. When I die all the useable bits will go in the spare parts drawer of the nearest surgery and what is left over will be burned anyway, so if he wants to reserve a chunk for nibbling that is fine by me.

I would sorta like my tattoos to be saved and tanned, though. That'd be cool. My uncle has an entire Japanese hunting scene on his arse with the fox tail poking out of you-know-where, and he has promised me I can frame it when he goes.

scarletpeaches said:

A friend of mine says she's not really a cat person. I said, "But they sleep a lot and just wander by when they want food."

"Yes, that's why I'm not a cat person. Dogs have loyalty."

I shrugged and said, "Sleeping a lot and just showing up for food sounds like the ideal life to me."

"Are you a cat in disguise?"

I think I am. (Apart from the sleeping a lot. I wish. I do nap, but never more than a few hours at a time. Still, I do like to loaf on the settee and eat junk).

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See, I'm not all that convinced that dogs ARE loyal. Sure, they act like your coming home is the best frickin' thing that ever happened to them, and they'll follow you wherever you go, and even go to ridiculous lengths to find their family when lost. But if some stranger shows up with a fucking sausage, or he even smells like one, most dogs will follow him to the ends of the delicious-smelling earth and not look back.

Don't get me wrong: I've got two pups and I love them to death. But they love everyone, especially people with food (or who smell like food or, incidentally, who smell like dog ass). They're not loyal to me. Whereas cats, they choose who they like and they stick to it.

I kinda like that.

MacAllister said:

My cat wouldn't even wait for my corpse to cool all the way.

Hell, she's not above taking the odd experimental bite on occasion, just to see if I'll fight back.

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This, except it's my Dad's cat. He and cat live with us. *My* cat doesn't bite unless provoked.

MM

not_HarryS said:

...they love everyone, especially people with food (or who smell like food or, incidentally, who smell like dog ass).

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Just...you know...curious, but...do you know many people who smell like dog ass?

I think the more pertinent question is why they smell like dog arse

Cats eating people who smell like dog arse.

God I love this website.

I don't think my dog would wait until I was dead before she started eating me... that's why I need to sleep with one eye open. One never knows.

Hang on, everybody. I'm porting this thread to the food forum.