Which celebirties would you invite?

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In the advent of Prince William and Kate Middleton's Spring wedding, me and my friend were talking about which celebrities we would invite to our wedding if we were to marry royalty/someone really famous, and we could invite who ever we wanted.

So, if you were marrying some hot-shot, which celebrities would you invite to your wedding?

So besides friends and family, here's my guest list:

1. I would have the Glee cast sing at my reception
2. Ellen Degeneres
3. Julie Andrews
4. Ross Matthews
5. Kristin Chenoweth
6. JK Rowling
7. Idinia Menzel
8. Betty White
9. Alexis Bledel
10. Hugh Jackman...this might be a bad idea as I would probably run off with him ;)
 

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I think I hear my old bones creaking; I don't know who all those people are.

Can I invite all the hot actors I can think of?

Maryn, curmudgeon
 

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I'd do a non-celebrity version. I'd invite every kid who has cancer or who is terminally ill and have the largest ice cream party ever. Maybe a pie throwing contest too.
 

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I'd do a non-celebrity version. I'd invite every kid who has cancer or who is terminally ill and have the largest ice cream party ever. Maybe a pie throwing contest too.

Aww that's so sweet. Now I feel bad :(

That would be pretty funny to see Queen Elizabeth, Charles, and/or Camilia (in particular Camila) covered with pie :evil
 

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I think it would backfire if I did this, because I immediately think of my celebrity crushes (past and present), and they would so not be the people to invite to my theoretical wedding! ;)
 

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Aww that's so sweet. Now I feel bad,

Don't. I started to say I'd invite Anne Hathaway and run off with her. Or Nicole Kidman.

That would be pretty funny to see Queen Elizabeth, Charles, and/or Camilia (in particular Camila) covered with pie :evil
I would pay to see that.

Camilla could be the horse ride.
 

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I'd invite AC. Then I would throw pie at him.
 

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Hmm...An AW roundup would be fun. It would be like Fight Club but more violent.
 

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Don't. I started to say I'd invite Anne Hathaway and run off with her. Or Nicole Kidman.


I would pay to see that.

Camilla could be the horse ride.
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Don't worry, I'm sure a lot of these people on my list would not be "deemed acceptable" by the Queen either.

But it'd be one Hell of a party!

Me and my friend were laughing about if you had like complete control over who could come. I would throw some random people into the mix, like have a Lincoln and George Washington impersonators come. Have Bob Saget come...just for the Hell of it.

Maybe I'd invite Dana Carvey but make him come as the Church Lady and he has to be in character.
 
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I think we'd all only ride Camilia one way...like she was a horse. The other way is just well...beastality which is a form of animal cruelty.
 

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Camilla and horse, or horse and Camilla?

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(Hint: You can't go by the teeth.)
 

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Dear God, and Charles looks even worse.

William was cute when he was younger but now you can slowly see him starting to turn into his father. He's got those big, horse-teeth.

That's why I'd go for Harry.
 

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I will always hope the boys take after their mother...

William did at first, but now his looks are starting to go south...but that's just my opinion.

Kate's pretty and so she'll bring a fresh round of genes to liven up the gene pool. Hopefully, the future princesses and princes will look less like the current royals.
 

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If I married a royal, it'd be a royal from somewhere other than England. Like... the princess of Uruguay or something.

But I'd invite:

Bill Bailey
Dylan Moran
Dani Filth and Ashley Ellyllon
Alyssa White-Gluz
The cast of Buffy
Joss Whedon
The creator of Daria (whoever that is)
My old art teacher, Mr. Elvis (he'd get an invite, but wouldn't be on the guest list, so he'd be turned away after flying to Uruguay :D:D:D Hated that guy.)
Ellen Degeneres
Billy Connolly

And everyone would have their significant others invited too, but no children! Leave the rugrats with a baby-sitter, please. (ETA: Adult children would be accepted. A child of a famous person on the guest list who is old enough to drink? Come right on in!)

(Oh, and I'd invite some people from AW, but I'm not telling who. ;))
 

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If I married a royal, it'd be a royal from somewhere other than England. Like... the princess of Uruguay or something.

Oh, God yes! I can not imagine the stress Kate Middleton is going through. Literally, the whole world is watching. I would much rather marry a Prince from Denmark...no one really cares if they screw up
 

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Some of the royals in England aren't so unfortunate looking. Plus, the whole British accent adds an extra ten points in my book ;) A guy can be hotter for me if he has a cool accent.
 

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oh, gosh. This is really hard! OP, your list is awesome!

I don't know, really. I mean, I find many celebrities attractive, but what if they were assholes? I don't want a bunch of assholes being rude to my family and my friends at my wedding!

but making the assumption that they were all lovely, wonderful, sweet people, then I think I'd invite...

Alexis Bledel,
Leighton Meester and Blake Lively
JK rowling
JD Robb/Nora Roberts

Probably not a stack of actors I thought were really attractive, because then I might think twice about marrying the guy I was marrying!

Cliff, 100% agreement on the Daria creator front! bring it on!