Does anyone speak Russian?

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I’m writing a letter to someone in Russia, well the Ukraine, but Russian speaking. I’m just wondering if I can count on google translator to get it right, or should I be looking for a human translator?
 

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I've copied the text of your post into Google translator and translated it into few Slavic languages I understand. The translation came out surprisingly understandable, but with some awful grammatical errors. It was like Indians speak English in the Westerns.
 
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Google translate will give you the gist, if not the correct grammatical format.

This question reminds me of an old story about the CIA. They tried to make a translating computer for Russian, to test it out they would take a sentence in English, translate it to Russian, then back to English.

It had a lot of trouble with figures of speech so, one day a programmer decided to try the phrase, "Out of sight, out of mind."

The computer responded. "Invisible idiot."
 

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I've found when translated back to English there's either words missing, or they're re-ordered in a way that make sense still but doesn't sound quite right. So after two hours of changing: comma placements, words, and the order of words, I finally got it to translate back to English perfectly.

So, google translator does work with some playing around.