The person below me

Surprising enough, that is false.

The person below me owns at least one boyband CD, which they have stuffed at the far bottom of their CD case, but still retrieve to sing and dance to it when home alone.

False, false, false! Though when I was 12 I taped a Spice Girls song off the radio and listened to it a LOT during a month-long trip to England, along with a bunch of other mid-90s fiascos. *dies of embarrassment*

The person below me likes every single vegetable on the market today.

And I thank God every day that durian fruit ISN'T a vegetable.

The person below me believes pushing a lighted elevator call button will make the elevator arrive faster.

False. It doesn't stop me from pushing the button one more time, though. It might not get there faster, but at least I know I've just sent a shock through the elevator's electronics which will make sure it does at least arrive at some point. I'm forever worried about elevators - if the button is lit, is it on its way? Will I fall to my death?

There's one elevator I use quite regularly. Inside there are handrails. The floor doesn't feel very solid, so I'm forever holding onto the handrail imagining that the floor is going to fall away and I'm going to have to use the handrail to save my life. But then, I've always suffered from paranoia...

/sharing

The person below me just loves the visual effect of wearing black with pink.

False. I don't wear pink because I dislike it, pink makes me look sick.

The person below me has fallen down a flight of stairs.

False - single story. I can always go up on top of the modular office and throw myself out a window, tho!


The person below me has twinkeltoes.

False

The person below me felt too lazy to do any work today but forced themself to do it anyways.

~Amber~

False. I cleaned my house, ironed and cleaned the bathroom.

The person below has fallen UP the stairs.

True, but only about 3 steps up. Actually, I've done that twice that I can recall. Once in front of friends... *sigh*

The person below me has made chocolate from scratch before.

False. Although it sound delicious.

The person below me has had at least three pieces of candy in the last hour.

~Amber~

False, try one piece of candy all day.

The person below me enjoys a rock or metal band more than Lady Gaga.

False. Lady Gaga is kewl. I like rock, too. And silence.

The person below me has been thrown by a horse.

False. I've only been on one, and being my first time they gave me a 20 year old mare who was as gentle as anything.

The person below me knows at least one other language well enough to read a newspaper in that language.

Possibly true... I read Spanish really well last year, but I didn't have room in my schedule to take Spanish II this year so I've probably forgotten most of it...

The person below me has a pet that they think is kind of stupid.

~Amber~

Does Pig Latin count?

The person below me can repeat a set of 20 numbers perfectly after hearing it only once.

True, usually.

The person below me has a cat.

True I have two of them. Although they act more like squirrels than actual cats...

The person below me prefers pens to pencils.

~Amber~

True. I only rarely write in pencil. Goes back to my college days when my notes would smudge if written in pencil.

The person below me likes the way envelope glue tastes.

Hm. *Thinking* I don't dislike it... So, true.

The person below me needs to go to bed.

Needs, true. Is, however, going to grab a snack he doesn't need and force himself to read through a 17-page pdf that could just as easily wait until morning? Also true.

The person below me knows what the extension "pdf" stands for without having to look it up.

Probably true, I only got about 3 hours of sleep last night, but I'm probably not going to get to bed for at least another two and a half hours. =/
Edit: too late. Um... true. *googles "pdf"*

The person below me had one of those "wait, what was I doing?" moments earlier today.

~Amber~

True. I hit reply to a message and....wait, what was I doing again?

The person below me has inhaled helium and done the [SUP]squeaky voice thing[/SUP]

True. A few times.

The person below me has feety pajamas.

Nope. I sleep in a t-shirt and panties.

The person below me likes bacon in a sinful way.

False. Although I did just watch an episode of Will And Grace that starred Kevin Bacon as himself, and I laughed my arse off... Partial credit?

The person below me has caused someone (including themself, if necessary) to bleed due to one of those sharp mathematical compass thingies that you stick the pencil in.