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Williebee
01-04-2011, 04:46 AM
I started to post this in "Now we're cooking" but hey, who am I kidding. It was take out Chinese.

Tonight's fortune cookie: (http://flic.kr/p/97fnHa)

(Flickr link)

"An alien of some sort will be appearing to you shortly."


okee doke.

jennontheisland
01-04-2011, 04:50 AM
You do know the rule about adding "in bed" to the end of your fortune right?

Prepare to be probed.

BenPanced
01-04-2011, 05:12 AM
In our neck of the woods, it's "between the sheets".

whacko
01-04-2011, 05:37 AM
Well, two's company, three's a party... anything above that is a gang probe.:evil

RichardLeon
01-04-2011, 05:39 AM
Beep.

Cella
01-04-2011, 06:05 AM
You do know the rule about adding "in bed" to the end of your fortune right?

Prepare to be probed.

:roll:

BeatrixKiddo
01-04-2011, 07:29 AM
It's about time. Beam me up Scotty!

Komnena
01-04-2011, 03:50 PM
It could mean you're going to have a cat move in.

regdog
01-04-2011, 06:24 PM
http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/smiley-alien009.gif http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/emoticon-object-013.gif http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l117/regdog/3-2.gif

darkprincealain
01-04-2011, 10:10 PM
Oh dear. I hope the food was good!

It's the General Tso's or the Orange Peel Beef that does me in every time.

BardSkye
01-05-2011, 02:51 AM
You've been listening to "Coast to Coast" on the radio, haven't you. Have you joined their discussion on the problem of vampire bears in Winnipeg, Canada?

Caitlin Black
01-05-2011, 02:53 AM
Vampire Bears are a real menace, though they're no match for Drop Bears.

:)