Well, there is this other place that I've wandered into on occasion. It's dimly lit and smells a little like sweaty gym socks, but they let you borrow books for free. It's called Library.
It sounds too good to be true, right? Well, it is. If you don't bring the books back, they send Krampus after you. That's why I live in a cave and go by an alias.
It's a sucker's bet. They know a true book lover can't return a book unless it's terrible. They prey on the weak and literate. We'd be better off betting our souls on a a shell game in a New York City alley.