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William Haskins
10-05-2005, 05:46 AM
it works just like the other thread, only you write something about the person who will eventually post after you. enjoy.

robeiae
10-05-2005, 05:51 AM
Sara would never leave William hanging out to dry...

Rob :)

Sarita
10-05-2005, 05:51 AM
Ray wants to kiss my feet.

maestrowork
10-05-2005, 05:59 AM
yeah, yeah

Nique still wants to work for me.

Nicholas S.H.J.M Woodhouse
10-05-2005, 06:00 AM
he/she loves me. and thats that.
well...........


....
..
.

reph
10-05-2005, 06:06 AM
The next person to post understands that I'm not really a compulsive hairsplitter, I just want things to be right.

[Long silence?]

Sarita
10-05-2005, 06:10 AM
I understand you, Reph... even value you. *gasp*

William won't make it to 60.

William Haskins
10-05-2005, 06:17 AM
reph is right about being right, but i'm the wrong man for rightness.

paprikapink
10-05-2005, 06:35 AM
howdyou do that?

scfirenice
10-05-2005, 06:44 AM
The person below me is smart, witty, and adorable.

Optimus
10-05-2005, 06:44 AM
Indeed I am. Unfortunately, the same can't be said for who's below me.

Perks
10-05-2005, 06:45 AM
It's like a seance.... I summon the spirit of, hell, let's go for the celebrity himself .... William Haskins...

And then you say something about them, like so...

William Haskins is the pied piper


(Hmmm... there seems to be two ways to play. In one, I summon the next player. In the other, I'm a dullard.)

William Haskins
10-05-2005, 06:48 AM
follow me...

rhymegirl
10-05-2005, 06:49 AM
The person below me is very nice.

robeiae
10-05-2005, 06:53 AM
I don't think this is working...what do you think Nique?

Rob :)

paprikapink
10-05-2005, 06:53 AM
closing my eyes, concentrating, i conjure ....... myself!

hello? i think i get it now.

Signed,

Nique

Nicholas S.H.J.M Woodhouse
10-05-2005, 06:55 AM
I don't think this is working...what do you think Nique?

Rob :)

i think your bits are fake.

but i'm sure that rob can help us get back on track......


(pap, stop changing the person I predicted under your name!)

biotales
10-05-2005, 03:50 PM
The person below me has enjoyed the adventure of being below me...

Honey Nut Loop
10-05-2005, 03:56 PM
The person below me is beneath me. But probably a better writer.

alleycat
10-05-2005, 04:02 PM
The person below me is quite sexy without any clothes.

maestrowork
10-05-2005, 04:50 PM
Rhymegirl can't wait to answer this post...

rhymegirl
10-05-2005, 04:59 PM
I've always felt the person beneath me is beneath me.

StoryG27
10-05-2005, 05:08 PM
Hey that's not very nice.

The person beneath me is a sex crazed maniac.

alleycat
10-05-2005, 05:10 PM
Me! Me! Me!

The person below me will find success with their romance novel.

underthecity
10-05-2005, 05:13 PM
Yeah, that's me. How'd you know? :)

(edited to add: I was responding to storygirl. No romance novel here.)

The person below me writes intelligently but can get hung up on the word "notwithstanding."

allen

maestrowork
10-05-2005, 05:13 PM
Thank you, although my books are stories about love, not really romance.

The person below me will find happiness.

robeiae
10-05-2005, 05:15 PM
Notwithstanding your perceptive prognostication (I already found happiness), the person below me would like to think they are, in fact, above me.

Rob :)

NeuroFizz
10-05-2005, 05:29 PM
The person below doesn't think, she reacts. But she sure can spin one's wheels.

Jaycinth
10-05-2005, 07:22 PM
Huh? The person below me is shaking himhers head wondering what in the *********** possessed (me) to even respond to this.

NeuroFizz
10-05-2005, 07:40 PM
The person below thinks Jacinth is a good sport for snatching this tread from the reaper. He/she also thinks NF has moments of sheer, but well-intentioned idiocy.

rhymegirl
10-05-2005, 07:52 PM
The person below has too much time on his hands.

William Haskins
10-05-2005, 07:57 PM
yes, i do. and idle hands are the devil's playground, or some such nonsense.

maestrowork
10-05-2005, 08:09 PM
And yes, I am the devil, unlike that robeaie...

robeiae
10-05-2005, 08:29 PM
Does that mean I'm an angel? Cool...

But I thought the real angel of the board was the one who keeps changing avatars...

Rob :)

maestrowork
10-05-2005, 08:32 PM
Me? (I've been told I have split personalities) Or do you mean the following person?

underthecity
10-05-2005, 08:39 PM
Oh, you must mean me.

The person below me is the subject of numerous investigations.

allen

NeuroFizz
10-05-2005, 08:41 PM
She told me she was 18. I swear. It's the fault of the person below, who kept feeding me tequila. All the other stuff is frivolous, even if it is true.

robeiae
10-05-2005, 08:55 PM
I wasn't feeding you jack...you kept takin' the shots I was orderin' off the serving wench's tray, then drinkin' them before I could stop you. I woulda made a stink about it if I hadn't been distracted by what the person below me was doin'...

Rob :)

maestrowork
10-05-2005, 08:55 PM
Did not. It was the person below me, whose name starts with an 'H.'

William Haskins
10-05-2005, 08:58 PM
you drink. i smoke. to each his own.

that was no excuse for the person below me to try and kill my buzz.

underthecity
10-05-2005, 09:04 PM
I only went in to use the phone. Just look below for the real culprit.

allen

rtilryarms
10-05-2005, 09:14 PM
It wasn't me but the guy below me is a stud muffin

rtilryarms
10-05-2005, 09:14 PM
did someone call me? was it the babe below me?

alleycat
10-05-2005, 09:49 PM
Yeah, it was me. I'm 6'-3" but cute as a button. A very large button.

The person below me has a secret crush on Dr. Phil.

rhymegirl
10-05-2005, 10:00 PM
Well, not really, he's just my shrink.

(BTW, I thought alleycat was a woman; guess not)

The person beneath me is the smartest person on AW.

Nicholas S.H.J.M Woodhouse
10-05-2005, 10:03 PM
i don't mean to brag but at age 12 i could actually contain deep blue

person below feels strange and they feel changed

William Haskins
10-05-2005, 10:05 PM
who am i and why do i have 12 fingers?


the person below can tell me, i'm sure.

alleycat
10-05-2005, 10:10 PM
One of them is NOT your finger.

The person below me is known for their wit.

JAlpha
10-05-2005, 10:18 PM
Antonio Alfonseca has twelve fingers & twelve toes

The person below can http://www.sketchyorigins.com/comics/images/smilies/emot-google.gif his name for more information.

alleycat
10-05-2005, 10:27 PM
I did once and found a union Civil War captain who came through my hometown...on his way to Atlanta, no doubt.

The person below has a cute, freckled nose.

William Haskins
10-05-2005, 11:28 PM
yes, i keep it in a jar of formaldehyde

alleycat
10-06-2005, 12:01 AM
yes, i keep it in a jar of formaldehyde
Reminds me of what Stephen King said: "I have the heart of a eight-year old boy....I have it in a jar on the mantle." (paraphrased).

Gehanna
10-06-2005, 01:16 AM
The person below me is not my brother.

William Haskins
10-06-2005, 01:17 AM
but i am heavy

Perks
10-06-2005, 01:22 AM
Yes, WH, you are quite heavy... just try being under you, you great oaf.

The next guy's got it easy, 'cause I'm on a hunger strike... a mere wisp of my former self

MadScientistMatt
10-07-2005, 12:33 AM
Whoever posts next in this thread will not believe what I have to say about that person anyway, so I won't say it.

rhymegirl
10-07-2005, 12:45 AM
Thanks Matt.

The person who posts next has a secret no one will believe.

underthecity
10-07-2005, 12:46 AM
Believe me, you don't want to know my terrible secret.

The next person might know.

allen

Unique
10-07-2005, 12:49 AM
The person below me doesn't know why they will post....but they will. heh heh

robeiae
10-07-2005, 12:54 AM
I disagree, I know exactly why I will post: to be argumentative. The poster after me, however, will undoubtedly kill this thread.

Rob :)

Unique
10-07-2005, 12:55 AM
Probably.



But the person below me may be wondering: 'Where's Dawno?'

PattiTheWicked
10-07-2005, 01:10 AM
I might be. Or maybe I have Dawno tied up in my basement.

The person below me will be nursing an embarassing little rash....

trumancoyote
10-07-2005, 01:11 AM
Patti has boobs. (And potentially wicked ones at that!)

trumancoyote
10-07-2005, 01:20 AM
****, I messed that one up. That's what I get for not reading the thread title.

So uh, the person under me is dumb -- but do me a favor and replace this post, mentally, with the one above it, which is also mine, inferring that I am in fact the one who's dumb.

Ah-hem.

Please carry on.

trumancoyote
10-07-2005, 01:20 AM
(Patti still has boobs, though. So you know.)

Shwebb
10-07-2005, 01:46 AM
Tru, it's all okay. I'm sure that, uh, rash is pretty distracting right now.:)

The person who posts below me is, right now, eating pizza and going commando.

(I have boobs, too, just so's you know--and whether or not you like them depends on your preference for quality or quantitty.)

William Haskins
10-07-2005, 01:50 AM
The person who posts below me is, right now, eating pizza and going commando.


you're only half right. the person below me knows which half is correct.

brokenfingers
10-07-2005, 02:04 AM
Hmmm, it's too hard to tell from this distance. Either he's going commando or he's eating a really small breadstick. The person below me will be able to tell us for sure...

maestrowork
10-07-2005, 02:12 AM
It isn't breadstick he's holding. But the person below knows for sure...

trumancoyote
10-07-2005, 02:15 AM
IT WAS HIS PENIS!

... sorry, I hate badly formed double entendre.

The person below me will know why.

ANNIE
10-07-2005, 02:17 AM
I do, but I'm not telling. The person below me though sings inthe shower, but no where else.

rhymegirl
10-07-2005, 02:29 AM
Oh God, how did you find out?

Oops, the person below me sings like a frog.

ANNIE
10-07-2005, 02:39 AM
You only think it looks like a normal shower head! And yes-ribbit- I do, very rude of you to bring it up in public. The person below me has impecable manners.

Unique
10-07-2005, 02:43 AM
Thank you.

The person below me doesn't know which end is up.

trumancoyote
10-07-2005, 02:43 AM
Why yes, my love, I do -- impeccable indeed, if I may go so far as to say so myself. Quite.

The most respectable body below me knows every worl to every N*SYNC song, bless their little hearts.

.. ****. Too late.

Uh... where's up? Ah... I don't know where up is.

William Haskins
10-07-2005, 02:45 AM
god damn you truman

trumancoyote
10-07-2005, 02:47 AM
Don't goddamn me! Goddamn Unique! She was first!

Sarita
10-07-2005, 02:48 AM
I'll vouch for you, William. The person below me wouldn't dare give me their vote of confidence.

ETA: Goddamn both of you! William, you love *nsync and you know it. Truman, you just shut up :)

brokenfingers
10-07-2005, 02:49 AM
Sure can. At Haskins wedding when the preacher asked if he took his wife to be his lawful wedded bride, Haskins said:

Yur darn patootin' pardner!!

The person below got drunk and danced like crazy that night...

ETA: Holy ****! I don't think I know which end is up anymore! The next person may be able to set me straight...

ETA AGAIN: Sara dearest, the surest way to get brokenfingers to do something is to dare him. Don't believe me? Try me, I dare ya...

maestrowork
10-07-2005, 02:52 AM
Damn you, Bill. Sara was with me....

ANNIE
10-07-2005, 02:52 AM
I wouldn't dream of it. The person below me not only likes nsync but is the president of their fan club

OOPs! I didn't get that in quick enough

PattiTheWicked
10-07-2005, 03:48 AM
(Patti still has boobs, though. So you know.)

:::glances down:::

Holy cow, those are magnificent!!

Uh, who's Nana Mouskouri? And do I really want to take off her glasses?

William Haskins
10-07-2005, 03:52 AM
no, no... i want her to keep the glasses on.

okay i f*ck this up every time i try...

rhymegirl
10-07-2005, 04:04 AM
Poor William f*cks this up every time he tries.

The person below never f*cks anything up.

maestrowork
10-07-2005, 04:08 AM
you're so right, but the one below me always f*cks it up...

William Haskins
10-07-2005, 04:13 AM
we've already established that

Elincoln
10-07-2005, 07:58 AM
Alright...moving on.

The person below me has been working diligently on their project and promises to give me a cut when it becomes the next blockbuster because I'm such an incredible muse.

Fine, I'm bored and it was the only thing I could think up. F*** it.

Sarita
10-07-2005, 08:09 AM
I might as well say yest to that. I'll never sell a project that big anyway :)

The person below me is someone's hero.

paprikapink
10-07-2005, 09:13 AM
What?!? You again??

William Haskins
10-07-2005, 09:14 AM
paprika has a cat named oprah. the next person has a pet with an even stranger name.

mkcbunny
10-07-2005, 09:17 AM
I have a cat named Miss Pickles.

The person below me is a fantastic cook.
[Sorry for the delay. Durned Comcast.]

robeiae
10-07-2005, 03:56 PM
Alas, it is true. I also iron a mean shirt and do windows.

However, the person below me has never even seen a vacuum...

Rob :)

triceretops
10-07-2005, 04:13 PM
It's not true, I'm totally spaaaaaaaaaaced.

The person below me is a total newbie.

Tri

alleycat
10-07-2005, 05:07 PM
How many words should a story be? How many chapters? What a genre? :-")

The person below me can name all of Santa's reindeers in three seconds.

underthecity
10-07-2005, 05:22 PM
How many words should a story be? How many chapters? What a genre? :-")

The person below me can name all of Santa's reindeers in three seconds.
A story should be at least three words long.

It should have at least one chapter.

A genre is a type of tree.

Reindeer? Umm, Rudolph, Donner, is that three seconds?

The next person can name all planets in our solar system.

allen

William Haskins
10-07-2005, 05:41 PM
i've also been to 7 of them. the person below me can still name the two i've yet to visit.

Perks
10-07-2005, 05:43 PM
I could, but you might kill me for telling.

The person below me might be fool enough to take on William.

Nicholas S.H.J.M Woodhouse
10-07-2005, 05:55 PM
there is no might about it.

the person below me is someone who, in a Zoolio/Haskins face/off would most likely wait until Haskins appears to be the winner before declaring any support

Shwebb
10-07-2005, 06:57 PM
i've also been to 7 of them. the person below me can still name the two i've yet to visit.

Ah, dear boy, my home planet is one of the THREE you have yet to visit. But I have declared Sanctuary for you and Nique. Whoever gets here first will have exclusive use of my witticism generator, after you perform the repairs.

The person below me knows the technical specifications of my generator. The person is also fond of shaking a fist in anger at elevator ceilings, just in case a camera is there, capturing everything.

robeiae
10-07-2005, 07:26 PM
Sometimes I offer them a glimpse of the moon, as well.

The person below me is still trying to decide if there really are any other planets...

Rob :)

alleycat
10-07-2005, 08:10 PM
I swear I thought Pluto was a dog in outer space.

The person below me snickers whenever anyone mentions Uranus.

William Haskins
10-07-2005, 09:18 PM
throw the word "klingons" into the mix and i totally lose it.

the person below me once wished me dead.

robeiae
10-07-2005, 09:27 PM
"Kill" is a little harsh, "mutilate" maybe...

But the person below me never wished anyone harm.

Rob :)

maestrowork
10-07-2005, 09:39 PM
Yes I do, unlike the person below me.

William Haskins
10-07-2005, 09:40 PM
okay, fine.


at least the person below me accepts me as i am.

Shwebb
10-07-2005, 09:43 PM
Change that to "serious harm" and you'd be right.

(Nah, I'm just trying to act macho. I burst into tears at the thought of hurting someone's feelings.)

The person below me is even more of a marshmallow than I am, but hides it under a very crusty, evenly-coated nutty exterior.

maestrowork
10-07-2005, 09:45 PM
you're right sista. The person below is a saint.

William Haskins
10-07-2005, 09:53 PM
finally... some recognition.


but the person below me already knew that.

PattiTheWicked
10-07-2005, 09:54 PM
My alter ego is Patti the Benevolent. She's not here right now.

The person below me once lived in a cardboard box.

alleycat
10-07-2005, 09:55 PM
Still do. Box 2 on the river.

The most memorable experience for the person below me was meeting Jimmy Dean, the sausage guy.

robeiae
10-07-2005, 09:57 PM
I met him at the Five 'n' Dime...

The person below me once slept in Jimmy Dean sausages, though I'm not sure why.

Rob :)

brokenfingers
10-07-2005, 09:59 PM
"When in Rome..."

And no, that is not a Jimmy Dean sausage in my pocket.

The next person knows what it really is...

Sarita
10-07-2005, 10:08 PM
Wienerschnitzel?

The person posting below me didn't get William's Klingon joke.

maestrowork
10-07-2005, 10:09 PM
an Oscar Myer's weener...

and the person below loves weeners...

William Haskins
10-07-2005, 10:22 PM
oh there's a reason...

the person below knows why.

robeiae
10-07-2005, 10:23 PM
There was a white sale at Penny's!

But the person below me got there first.

brokenfingers
10-07-2005, 10:28 PM
What can I say? I love Cardigans even more!

I eventually gave it to the person below me...

William Haskins
10-07-2005, 10:42 PM
and i was disappointed, because i was really hoping for nina persson from the band, the cardigans...

http://www.cardifans.com/images/nina-cig.jpg

the person below me also smokes... like me and nina...

Sarita
10-07-2005, 11:36 PM
Shhhhh.... I do not!

The person below me likes Garbage better than the Cardigans.

Carole
10-07-2005, 11:57 PM
Yep! True, True.

But did you know that the person below ME hasn't changed their socks in a week?

Yikes!

robeiae
10-08-2005, 12:02 AM
I only have one pair. The person below me took all my others to use for...something else.

Susie
10-08-2005, 12:04 AM
Rob is very funny!
The person below me is fixing some part of her undergarments.

Carole
10-08-2005, 12:05 AM
*Adjusts her bra...looks innocent*

The person below me thinks showering in the rain in the front yard is a good way to entertain the neighbors.

(okok...too slow, but no time now to think of something else)

robeiae
10-08-2005, 12:05 AM
Luckily, the only neighbor who comes out to watch is the person below me.

Rob :)

William Haskins
10-08-2005, 12:11 AM
how do you walk with that thing?

the person below me was once thrown out of school.

PattiTheWicked
10-08-2005, 12:20 AM
I swear, it was all a misunderstanding. I didn't know he was the mayor's son.

The person below me has a dirty little secret....

underthecity
10-08-2005, 12:24 AM
I told you yesterday you guys don't want to know my terrible secret. PM me if you must know. . .

The person next doesn't share that secret.

allen

robeiae
10-08-2005, 12:26 AM
Alas, it is true...I can pee standing up. So can the person below me, depending on the circumstances.

Rob :)

maestrowork
10-08-2005, 12:50 AM
It's called happy hour for a reason...

The person below is a no good two-timing...

Poppy
10-08-2005, 12:58 AM
That's not what you said last night, Ray. ;)

The person below me is going to buy all of Jenna's books.

underthecity
10-08-2005, 01:00 AM
Yeah, I'll eat pizza tomorrow.

The next person, though, plans to buy all of my books.

allen

robeiae
10-08-2005, 01:01 AM
You are, in fact, correct. But the person below me will buy none, 'cause they can't read.

Rob :)

PattiTheWicked
10-08-2005, 01:07 AM
Better Homes and Gardens recommends sorting one's books by the color of the spine. You know, for those days when you say, "Oh, I do feel like reading something mauve today."

The person below me was once on the nightly news.

Sarita
10-08-2005, 01:12 AM
But it was for a good reason! Charity turkey dinner!

The person posting next thinks turkey is for the birds.

Shwebb
10-08-2005, 01:12 AM
Yep, I was the one in the back flashing my hooters and holding up the "John 3:16" sign.

The person below me is eating a popsicle in a suggestive manner while watching me on the nightly news.

robeiae
10-08-2005, 01:13 AM
I'm not eating it, I'm just melting it with my tongue. The person below me showed me how to do it.

Rob :)

rhymegirl
10-08-2005, 01:33 AM
I'm good at that.

The person below me is gonna be the devil for Halloween.

William Haskins
10-08-2005, 01:34 AM
the person below you is a devil every night.


the person below me, however, thinks of themselves as an angel (incorrectly, i might add).

Sarita
10-08-2005, 01:41 AM
My friends call me Serafina...

The person below me thinks they're witty.

alleycat
10-08-2005, 01:47 AM
That's because I have a big, giant head.

The person below me thinks Stephen King is sexy. Well, with 8 zillion copies in print, I guess he is.

rhymegirl
10-08-2005, 01:47 AM
I am witty.
And yeah and love that Stephen King!!
The person below me is a cross-dresser.

JennaGlatzer
10-08-2005, 01:58 AM
Men's jeans are more comfortable!

But the person below me has been arrested. Twice.

Sarita
10-08-2005, 02:00 AM
It was only once! The second time didn't count. They never even got the cuffs on!

The crazy below me has never been arrested, even though they deserved it a time or two.

William Haskins
10-08-2005, 02:00 AM
twice that you know about.the person below me ratted me out.

William Haskins
10-08-2005, 02:01 AM
damn...

the person below me thinks i'm a fool.

trumancoyote
10-08-2005, 02:04 AM
That's right, y'dern fool!
Quit bein' such a fool, fool... who's foolish.

The person below me likes to make little racecars out of their poop.

Shwebb
10-08-2005, 02:16 AM
No, Tru, that's my HUSBAND that does, er did that.

The person below me likes to walk the tightrope in the nude.

Sarita
10-08-2005, 02:18 AM
I walked across a suspension bridge in Peru (not the nude), does that count?

The person below me is in love.

William Haskins
10-08-2005, 02:21 AM
with hate

the person below me is traveling this weekend.

trumancoyote
10-08-2005, 02:21 AM
With your feet.

The person below me is said nudey tightrope walker -- but the one who slipped and caught him/herself on his/her [insert ouchie part here] and has never been the same since.


[EDIT]
... Curses.

I wish I was traveling.

... My statement still stands!

Shwebb
10-08-2005, 02:38 AM
I have walked the metaphysical tightrope for years in the nude, and have hurt my naughty bits many times.

And I am traveling tomorrow, back home. With two small kids, the in-laws, and a bun in the oven.

The person below me likes to eat a great, big can of microwaveable Spotted Dick.

PattiTheWicked
10-08-2005, 03:58 AM
In health class they told us if it had spots, don't eat it.

The person below me, however, has been known to nibble on exotic crustaceans.

maestrowork
10-08-2005, 04:00 AM
Bug soup! The person below loves my bug soup.

robeiae
10-08-2005, 04:23 AM
Nah...I just say I do so you won't start blubbering again, just like the person below me does everytime they hear 'Feelings.'

Rob :)

rhymegirl
10-08-2005, 05:39 AM
Oh be quiet.

"Feel---ings...nothing more than feellllings..."

The person below me has three nipples.

maestrowork
10-08-2005, 05:57 AM
Yeah, I did... I won't tell you to whom the fourth one belong, though. The person below never showers.

William Haskins
10-08-2005, 06:11 AM
that's because i never sweat.

the person below me tries to push god out the door, only to find him flying back in through the window.

rhymegirl
10-08-2005, 06:16 AM
You fool! I AM GOD!

The person below me looks like Pee Wee Herman.

Nicholas S.H.J.M Woodhouse
10-08-2005, 06:18 AM
only in the dark

the person below is turning off the lights.

maestrowork
10-08-2005, 06:19 AM
I am. But the person below makes me happy.

Dawno
10-08-2005, 07:02 AM
awwww How nice of you to say so Ray!

oops - forgot to say something about the person below me!

Writes like the re-incarnation of Shakespeare!

maestrowork
10-08-2005, 07:07 AM
Why, thank you, too, Dawno! Shakespeare will be rolling in his grave.

The next person loves ice cream.

rhymegirl
10-08-2005, 07:07 AM
Aww sh*t.

The person below me snores too much.

paprikapink
10-08-2005, 07:26 AM
No, but I sleep next to a snorer. Is less than "too much" of snoring possible?

The person below me is not having pancakes for dinner. Or truffles. (Like I am.)

tiny
10-08-2005, 07:37 AM
must'a been talking about me cause I snore like a chainsaw and I ain't havin' any kind of cakes for dinner. How unfair.

The person below me has a terrible fear of clowns riding tiny bikes.

robeiae
10-08-2005, 07:40 AM
It's only because I've had three relatives killed by clowns on tiny bikes. Luckily, the person below me has been most sympathetic.

maestrowork
10-08-2005, 07:41 AM
But the person below is a clown riding a tiny bike...

paprikapink
10-08-2005, 07:47 AM
Only for charity.

The person below me has been in the Tour de France 6 times.

Nicholas S.H.J.M Woodhouse
10-08-2005, 07:50 AM
whilst some do dispute it, i certainly like to think so

the person below me volunteered.
i didn't force them.

paprikapink
10-08-2005, 09:07 AM
The person below me has

Feet

Down

Below

Their

Knees.

Susie
10-08-2005, 09:10 AM
The person below me is a very good friend of mine.

maestrowork
10-08-2005, 09:31 AM
Sure I am. But the person below hates me.

September skies
10-08-2005, 10:44 AM
I do not. I bet what's their face below me spread that rumor.

mkcbunny
10-08-2005, 11:01 AM
I admit, it was me. I am a b**ch who spreads rumors about those more beautiful than I.

The person below me is carrying Vote_Bot's baby.

aruna
10-08-2005, 03:38 PM
This person never even heard of Phyllis whatsit, but knows that the person below is an Immortal.

Carole
10-08-2005, 04:34 PM
Muaaahaaahaaa....my secret is out!

The person below me wants me to make them immortal, too.

Poppy
10-08-2005, 05:06 PM
Okay, make me immortal. Yeah, baby, yeah. :)

The person below me wants me to make them immoral (without the "t").

robeiae
10-08-2005, 05:21 PM
Indeed. The person below me, however, would prefer it if I made them a ham sandwich.

Rob :)

Carole
10-08-2005, 05:28 PM
Naw, that was a magic spell gone awry. I had dogs licking the mayo off my knees all day!

The person below me gets cheap thrills watching animal mating rituals on the discovery channel

brokenfingers
10-08-2005, 05:39 PM
It's purely research for my new book. Yeah, that's it...

The person below me kinda reminds me of an animal in heat.

Carole
10-08-2005, 05:44 PM
*blush* Well, hubby is resting now. I have the highest hopes for his recovery after last night!

The person below me thinks no one can hear them yodeling in the shower *grin*

robeiae
10-08-2005, 05:44 PM
It's opera, not yodeling!
The person below me bent all my paperclips!

Rob :)

DeniseK
10-08-2005, 05:46 PM
Hey, I needed toothpicks for my dragon!

The person below me still believes in Santa Claus.

maestrowork
10-08-2005, 05:50 PM
Who does? The person below me still believes in Easter Bunnies...

robeiae
10-08-2005, 05:52 PM
They cook up right good!
The person below me believes the light in the frig is always on.

Rob :)

Poppy
10-08-2005, 06:15 PM
It is, I just opened up the frig and looked.

The person below me wants to wash all my dirty dishes and do my laundry.

Nicholas S.H.J.M Woodhouse
10-08-2005, 06:36 PM
i'm into that. why not.
the person below me just wants to watch.
especially when i ask for help

maestrowork
10-08-2005, 06:39 PM
damn right about it. But the next person does want to wash my underwear.

Nicholas S.H.J.M Woodhouse
10-08-2005, 06:41 PM
only because i want you to stay alive.

the person below thinks I should grow up and fast

rhymegirl
10-08-2005, 07:20 PM
Not really. It's fun bein' young.

The person below me is the most fantastic person in the world.

maestrowork
10-08-2005, 07:22 PM
I am. And I love the person below...

robeiae
10-08-2005, 07:58 PM
Awwwww...I wuv you too! ...and the person below, but not at the same time.

Rob :)

Poppy
10-08-2005, 08:03 PM
Tell me something I don't know, sugar. ;)

The person below me better not tell my husband.

Dawno
10-08-2005, 08:08 PM
:Ssh:

The person below me has Achluophobia.

FolkloreFanatic
10-08-2005, 08:09 PM
Don't worry, my lips are sealed. ;)

The person below me wonders how bass fishing is even considered a sport.

OneTeam OneDream
10-09-2005, 12:37 AM
Soccer too....


The person below me is having the best day of their lives.

rhymegirl
10-09-2005, 01:50 AM
Yup! It's Saturday! A fun day and didn't have to get up at %%^$## 6 AM!



OOPS!! I'm so sorry. The person below me is very cute.

alleycat
10-09-2005, 04:11 AM
The person above me had nothing good to say about me so she didn't say anything.

The person below me has a tee-shirt that reads "I've been head over heels in love....now I just prefer heels over head".

rhymegirl
10-09-2005, 05:31 AM
Stop looking at my t-shirt. You're making me self-conscious.

The person below me sings the Barney theme song in the shower.

Elincoln
10-09-2005, 05:36 AM
Yeah, well...I have a two-year old. It's that and the songs on Backyardagains.


The person below me will completely ignore that I posted here.

OneTeam OneDream
10-09-2005, 05:55 AM
Huh...what???


The person below me will have a revelation of epic preportions within the next twenty minutes.

alleycat
10-09-2005, 06:01 AM
I just found out I was adopted! My real father is Bill Gates and he's putting me in the will.

The person below me has a tattoo in a rather unusually spot. I'm not saying where.

maestrowork
10-09-2005, 06:08 AM
Oh yeah... it usually says "F**K" but sometimes (well, a lot of times) it says "Firetruck."

The person below laughs after seeing this post.

JAlpha
10-09-2005, 06:10 AM
http://www.kumanightclub.com/tabootalk/images/smilies/Word_Positive/wp3.gif

The person below me is bored and looking for trouble--oh wait that would be me. The person below is just looking for trouble.

alleycat
10-09-2005, 06:14 AM
Darn, people know my reputation even here.

The person below me has feet that are different sizes.

robeiae
10-09-2005, 06:40 AM
That's true; I have an entire collection in my attic, some with the shoes still on them. The person below me is looking for their TV remote (and has been for 3 months).

Rob :)

mkcbunny
10-09-2005, 06:42 AM
Me. My left foot is bigger than my right. It's a pain in the arse for shoe-buying. Really.

The person below me has been to the Antarctic.

ETA: Darn. Missed the foot post.

brokenfingers
10-09-2005, 06:42 AM
I lost it along with rhymegirl's belt.

ETA: I believe I lost them both while in the Antarctic.

The person below me found them both though - in the most embaressing place.

maestrowork
10-09-2005, 06:42 AM
And I finally found it stuck in my crack. But the person below had cheese.

(what do you know, three posts at the same time)

mkcbunny
10-09-2005, 06:45 AM
And I finally found it stuck in my crack. But the person below had cheese.
You know ... whatever context this statment might be found in, it would bring salacious and bawdy things to mind.

Was that Ray's post? But of course!

maestrowork
10-09-2005, 06:48 AM
mkcbunny has a dirty mind.

mkcbunny
10-09-2005, 06:50 AM
mkcbunny has a dirty mind.
There's a drink waiting for you over in the HoL.

robeiae
10-09-2005, 07:04 AM
What happened to the cheese?????

Rob :)

mkcbunny
10-09-2005, 07:08 AM
What happened to the cheese?????

Rob :)
I could be wrong, but something about Ray's butt crack and cheese in the same post may have made that a hard one to follow.

Shwebb
10-09-2005, 07:33 AM
According to the song "The Farmer in the Dell," the "cheese stands alone."


However, the cheese in question is a medical issue, and the person below me can state in specific terms exactly what that is.

rhymegirl
10-09-2005, 07:50 AM
Ya mean cheese???

Cheese is quite yummy. But that is about all I know about it.

The person below me is missing a body part.

alleycat
10-09-2005, 08:10 AM
I can't say what it is, but I have to pee sitting down.

The person below me cheated on their SAT test.

brokenfingers
10-09-2005, 08:39 AM
I had no choice. I was court-ordered to take the Sanity Aptitude Test every year until I passed.

The person below me still hasn't passed.

Shwebb
10-09-2005, 09:00 AM
I didn't know it was pass/fail! I was told by the Green Guy who looks just like Ray, only green, that there's this book that holds all the answers. I have to look beyond my eleven fingers to see it, though.

The person below me only thinks they've passed the test--yet hasn't, which makes for a very dangerous mind, indeed.

alleycat
10-09-2005, 09:09 AM
Be afraid, be very afraid.

The person below me goes to church just to pick up dates.

Nicholas S.H.J.M Woodhouse
10-09-2005, 09:16 AM
now thats an idea....

the person below me thinks bed usually is the warmest place in a bedroom

LieselGarmach
10-09-2005, 09:35 AM
If it wasn't when I got there, it is by the time I leave the room.

The person below me is wondering just who the heck I am, and how it was I knew the question that came to mind.

William Haskins
10-09-2005, 09:36 AM
you are the everything.

the person below me can identify that reference.

Shwebb
10-09-2005, 09:39 AM
I like REM. I wish I were experiencing some right now, or am I really dreaming instead of typing on this damned keyboard?

The person below me understands the importance of wearing clean socks and the word "smegma." (Can't let the cheese thing go.)

alleycat
10-09-2005, 09:41 AM
Sometimes I wear nothing but clean socks. Three of them.

The person below me sleeps with a teddy bear named George.

(BTW, does everyone in the world have the REM Green CD?)

rhymegirl
10-09-2005, 09:43 AM
I love my teddy bear.

The person below goes braless.

brokenfingers
10-09-2005, 09:47 AM
My man-boobs need room to breathe.

The person below me has carnal thoughts about teddy bears.

Shwebb
10-09-2005, 09:50 AM
Well, my husband is a big 'ol teddy bear. Does that count? (Hmmm. Just thinking.)

The person below me wears t-shirts with controversial sayings just so people will stare at the chest area.

brokenfingers
10-09-2005, 09:52 AM
My man-boobs also like attention.

Just like the next poster.

rhymegirl
10-09-2005, 09:52 AM
I don't do that anymore but I used to.

The person below me swims with sharks.

alleycat
10-09-2005, 09:54 AM
[edited] Yeah, loan sharks.

The person below me wears rings on each toe.

Carole
10-09-2005, 05:30 PM
On each toe AND other assorted places!

What I wonder about is why the person below me wears a ring on each elbow. Isn't that painful?

DeniseK
10-09-2005, 05:33 PM
It can't be helped. They are there for my handlers. :banana:

The person below me is a closet Frankenberry cereal addict.

maestrowork
10-09-2005, 05:43 PM
I have no idea what it is but yeah I am an addict of... The person below knows what.

Nicholas S.H.J.M Woodhouse
10-09-2005, 05:54 PM
i think we can all see from your post count Ray (and we love you for it)

the person below, just for a second there, thought they saw something move.

maestrowork
10-09-2005, 05:57 PM
Never mind, it was just my nose hair.

The person below doesn't have hair.

Torin
10-09-2005, 06:26 PM
...on my back. Whew. That'd be ugly (especially considering my gender. Ew).

The person below me has a cleverly hidden, deeply rooted psychosis. :)

DeniseK
10-09-2005, 06:28 PM
Yeah, I never did get over that lollipop fetish. :)

The person below me is procrastinating about bathing.

alleycat
10-09-2005, 07:35 PM
Shaving too. I did feed the cat; that should count for something.

The person below me once peed on a department store Santa. They were 13 at the time.

robeiae
10-09-2005, 08:15 PM
'Tis true...I was 27 and thought 13-year-old Santas were way over the line. The person below me once spent seventeen hours playing computer solitaire...and never won!

Rob :)

Shwebb
10-09-2005, 08:38 PM
That's right. I'm addicted to a losing game.

The person below me is attracted to power and to the people who possess it.

DeniseK
10-09-2005, 08:40 PM
Oh, crap, my cover is BLOWN again! (says Monica Lewinsky)


The person below me needs to walk the dog.

Carole
10-09-2005, 08:52 PM
That's just creepy! She's staring at me right now saying, "Momma! I gotta go! Again!"

The person below me would love to take Sinner out for her walk so that I won't have to do it.

DeniseK
10-09-2005, 08:57 PM
I said it because that's what my dog's doing.:) I thought I would explain so it wouldn't creep you out! Carry on~

alleycat
10-10-2005, 12:44 AM
The person below me would love to take Sinner out for her walk so that I won't have to do it.
I would love to, but you're a bit far away. I can't afford the gas to drive there.

The person below me once ate racoon meat. Tastes just like chicken, they said.

PattiTheWicked
10-10-2005, 01:28 AM
It seemed a shame to waste it after the great Jeep Cherokee incident...

The person below me is wearing something pink.

Bufty
10-10-2005, 01:33 AM
It seemed a shame to waste it after the great Jeep Cherokee incident...

The person below me is wearing something pink.

Godammit! Left my videophone on again.:mad:

The person below me is doing something I wouldn't even think of doin'.

Shwebb
10-10-2005, 01:56 AM
I'm shaving my legs and plucking my eyebrows.

The person below me suffers from delusions of adequacy.

Shwebb
10-10-2005, 05:50 AM
Oh, shoot. They're not delusions. I do believe I am!

The person below me is about to finish the next bestselling book.

maestrowork
10-10-2005, 05:51 AM
I am? The person below me doesn't think so.