Write Something About The Person Below You

When I belch, I calls 'em "belly demons."

The person below me likes to get cucumber facials and go shopping while the stuff dries . . .

Cucumber facials are much nicer than the radish ones.

The person below me has cartoon characters on their underwear.

"Droopy".

The person below me lives in a yurt.

Only in my dreams . . . (sigh)

Oh, for a few moments of quiet and solitude--a yurt on the edge of nowhere!

The person below me thinks women have it easy.

Only when the winds are high on the Mongolian plain on which I live. Otherwise, I prefer my igloo.

The person below me can't whistle to save their life!

oops. I was foiled again!
But I do think women have it easy too.

The person below me throws caution to the wind.

Here ya go, Wind!!

The person below me likes to climb mountains in the nude.

Yes I do.

The person below me likes to climb trees in a parka.

Indeed.

The person below me still sleeps with a Teddy Bear.

His name is FOZZY BEAR!!!!

The person below me sleeps with Rice Crispies!

I like things that go snap, crackle pop.

Person below me is really one of the Muppets.

Here's a hint...I'm a drummer!!!!


The person below me eats Kraft Dinner in the dark.

I can eat it in the dark, I can eat it in the park

The person below me has cheesy pictures of others hidden in his/her desk

Right by the webcam!

The person below me played Red Rover at their last birthday party.

I did once! I used to work in a business office, and one day I came in to work on a Sunday--the secretary had been in the day before, and she'd left some incriminating Xerox copies of her anatomy in the copier! (She's damn lucky I was the one that found them. The next day she came in to work--I showed her what I'd found and said, "Sherri, I literally saved your *ss!"

Edit: Red Rover! Yeah! I dare anyone to break through my line!

The person below me LOVES using adverbs!

I almost always and definitely do. Honestly.

The person below me hates it when the cat gets his tongue

*....


(now my mouth itches like crazy)

The person below me is trying really, really hard to juggle a lot of threads.

It's really not that hard once you get the hang of it.

The person below me loves head cheese.

No, but my mom is fond of the word "smegma."

The person below me has to walk the dog.

I would like to have a dog so I put a leash on the cat and call her Lassie and take her for a walk. It doesn't seem to be working very well...

The person below me pinches small children's butts. The meany!

They shouldn't be smoking anyway. Little degenerates.

The person below me names clouds after their friends.

Fluffy, Puffy, Cotton Candy, Billowy.

Person below me is someone I met in a former life.

I knew it! I thought you looked familiar.

The person below me loves to make wishes on falling stars

I knew I'd seen Rhymegirl somewhere before. And I love wishing on stars.

The person below me is standing in the rain.

Close Joanne - I'm trying to understand the Rain.

The person below me wonders what I'm talking about half the time.