A glitch in a government computer (running DOS 2.4) this morning mistakenly identified Santa as an incoming ICBM and a full retaliatory attack was launched. The problem was blamed on a Lady Gaga CD stuck in the D drive.
Wow. We here in the States have a long wait ahead. I think Santa needs to market his 'fuel' so maybe we can get off the oil dependency. (Paces back and forth.....counting the moments....)
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