The Cooler Christmas Party 2010(Everything that happens in the thread, stays in the thread)

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*snerk*

My annual public service:

The REAL Original CHEX Party Mix

1 stick (1/2 C) butter or margarine
1 1/4 teaspoons seasoned salt
4 1/2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
2 1/3 cups Corn Chex
2 1/3 cups Rice Chex
2 1/3 cups Wheat Chex
1 cup small pretzels
1 cup salted mixed nuts

Heat oven to 250. Melt butter in 15x10x2 pan; remove pan from oven.
Stir in seasoned salt and Worcestershire sauce.
Gradually add cereal, pretzels, and nuts, stirring to coat evenly.
Bake 1 hour, stirring every 15 minutes.
Spread on paper towels to soak up excess oil.

N.B.: The recipe on the present day cereal boxes is touted as "original" but contains ingredients that weren't around in the 1950s like "garlic flavored bite-size bagel chips."

JoeEkaitis said:

My annual public service:

The REAL Original CHEX Party Mix

1 stick (1/2 C) butter or margarine
1 1/4 teaspoons seasoned salt
4 1/2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
2 1/3 cups Corn Chex
2 1/3 cups Rice Chex
2 1/3 cups Wheat Chex
1 cup small pretzels
1 cup salted mixed nuts

Heat oven to 250. Melt butter in 15x10x2 pan; remove pan from oven.
Stir in seasoned salt and Worcestershire sauce.
Gradually add cereal, pretzels, and nuts, stirring to coat evenly.
Bake 1 hour, stirring every 15 minutes.
Spread on paper towels to soak up excess oil.

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You forgot the final step: "Throw out and order pizza." (Not a Chex Mix fan. COULDJA TELL?)

Christmas party?
Sweet!


Hope you don't mind, I invited a few friends.

Anyone want to sit on my lap?

Gifts not included (and there is a weight limit).

But I like SP better when she's been drinking.

brainstorm77 said:

I hear if you say her name six times while walking backwards around the thread she appears.

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Or say the magic word six times.

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

Mewwy Kwitshmas ewevyone!!

So this is why you repped me a link to this shitstorm of a thread!

brainstorm77 said:

Hide the booze before SP shows up.

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alleycat said:

But I like SP better when she's been drinking.

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brainstorm77 said:

I hear if you say her name six times while walking backwards around the thread she appears.

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alleycat said:

Or say the magic word six times.

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

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I hate you. Please die now.

scarletpeaches said:

I hate you. Please die now.

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Irregardless, I still like you, sweetums.









Put the shovel down!

Bah.

Oh, and...

...humbug.

scarletpeaches said:

Bah.

Oh, and...

...humbug.

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Merry Christmas, my friend.

KTC said:

Merry Christmas, my friend.

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Shut up.

#silkwoodseasonsgreetings

Someone needs a hug.

I'm going to kill you all.