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brainstorm77
12-23-2010, 10:32 PM
Everything that happens in the thread, stays in the thread!

Merry Freakin Christmas EVERYONE!!!!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/jackie6977/xmas-tree-070.gif

mscelina
12-23-2010, 10:40 PM
Lock thread.

*snerk*

brainstorm77
12-23-2010, 10:42 PM
Lock thread.

*snerk*:cry:But tis TRISTMAS!:cry:

Maryn
12-23-2010, 11:00 PM
I've made up a modest vat of eggnog. I used the good rum, since this is the first batch.

Maryn, eggnog fan

brainstorm77
12-23-2010, 11:01 PM
I've made up a modest vat of eggnog. I used the good rum, since this is the first batch.

Maryn, eggnog fan


Iz gooood! :snoopy:

JoeEkaitis
12-23-2010, 11:19 PM
My annual public service:

The REAL Original CHEX Party Mix

1 stick (1/2 C) butter or margarine
1 1/4 teaspoons seasoned salt
4 1/2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
2 1/3 cups Corn Chex
2 1/3 cups Rice Chex
2 1/3 cups Wheat Chex
1 cup small pretzels
1 cup salted mixed nuts

Heat oven to 250. Melt butter in 15x10x2 pan; remove pan from oven.
Stir in seasoned salt and Worcestershire sauce.
Gradually add cereal, pretzels, and nuts, stirring to coat evenly.
Bake 1 hour, stirring every 15 minutes.
Spread on paper towels to soak up excess oil.

N.B.: The recipe on the present day cereal boxes is touted as "original" but contains ingredients that weren't around in the 1950s like "garlic flavored bite-size bagel chips."

BenPanced
12-23-2010, 11:40 PM
My annual public service:

The REAL Original CHEX Party Mix

1 stick (1/2 C) butter or margarine
1 1/4 teaspoons seasoned salt
4 1/2 teaspoons Worcestershire sauce
2 1/3 cups Corn Chex
2 1/3 cups Rice Chex
2 1/3 cups Wheat Chex
1 cup small pretzels
1 cup salted mixed nuts

Heat oven to 250. Melt butter in 15x10x2 pan; remove pan from oven.
Stir in seasoned salt and Worcestershire sauce.
Gradually add cereal, pretzels, and nuts, stirring to coat evenly.
Bake 1 hour, stirring every 15 minutes.
Spread on paper towels to soak up excess oil.
You forgot the final step: "Throw out and order pizza." (Not a Chex Mix fan. COULDJA TELL?)

brainstorm77
12-23-2010, 11:46 PM
Ok, where are the lampshades? Quickwit? Cray?

brainstorm77
12-24-2010, 02:03 AM
*waits*

StoryG27
12-24-2010, 02:13 AM
Christmas party?
Sweet!


Hope you don't mind, I invited a few friends.
http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/scmarrott/christmas-party-theming-and-entertainment.jpg

alleycat
12-24-2010, 02:26 AM
Anyone want to sit on my lap?

Gifts not included (and there is a weight limit).

brainstorm77
12-24-2010, 02:30 AM
Hide the booze before SP shows up.http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/jackie6977/2289139737_205a72a169.jpg

alleycat
12-24-2010, 02:40 AM
But I like SP better when she's been drinking.

brainstorm77
12-24-2010, 02:43 AM
I hear if you say her name six times while walking backwards around the thread she appears.

alleycat
12-24-2010, 02:49 AM
I hear if you say her name six times while walking backwards around the thread she appears.
Or say the magic word six times.

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

Eddyz Aquila
12-24-2010, 02:51 AM
Mewwy Kwitshmas ewevyone!! :D

scarletpeaches
12-24-2010, 02:57 AM
So this is why you repped me a link to this shitstorm of a thread!
Hide the booze before SP shows up.
But I like SP better when she's been drinking.
I hear if you say her name six times while walking backwards around the thread she appears.
Or say the magic word six times.

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

irregardless

irregardlessI hate you. Please die now.

alleycat
12-24-2010, 02:59 AM
I hate you. Please die now.
Irregardless, I still like you, sweetums.









Put the shovel down!

brainstorm77
12-24-2010, 03:00 AM
:ROFL:

scarletpeaches
12-24-2010, 03:03 AM
Bah.

Oh, and...

...humbug.

KTC
12-24-2010, 03:05 AM
Bah.

Oh, and...

...humbug.

Merry Christmas, my friend.

scarletpeaches
12-24-2010, 03:06 AM
Merry Christmas, my friend.Shut up.

#silkwoodseasonsgreetings

alleycat
12-24-2010, 03:07 AM
Someone needs a hug.

brainstorm77
12-24-2010, 03:08 AM
And a Santa hat!

scarletpeaches
12-24-2010, 03:08 AM
I'm going to kill you all.

alleycat
12-24-2010, 03:10 AM
And a Santa hat!
And some Care Bear PJs with feet.

scarletpeaches
12-24-2010, 03:12 AM
I could go for that. It's fucking freezing here.

alleycat
12-24-2010, 03:15 AM
If you'll be a good little girl Santa might bring you some.

Bmwhtly
12-24-2010, 03:16 AM
I've made up a modest vat of eggnog. I used the good rum, since this is the first batch.Mmmmmm... vat of good rum...


Anyone want to sit on my lap?No thanks.

But I like SP better when she's been drinking.*Doesn't make a joke about Dundonian women*


In general to this thread: Bah, Humbug.

Bmwhtly
12-24-2010, 03:22 AM
If you'll be a good little girl Santa might bring you some.Swap 'girl' for 'boy' and that's exactly what That Debenhamns Santa suggested.

Cliff Face
12-24-2010, 03:29 AM
It is Christmas Eve day here, and my spirit has just died a little. This morning I actually uttered the words "I'm all shopped out." I know! It's terrifying!

So now I'm home alone and have to clean the house alone. Bah Humbug!

Anyone care to sweep up for me? I can give you a very nice dog/cat combo, hardly any miles on them.

mscelina
12-24-2010, 03:30 AM
Well, we have snow. Tomorrow and Christmas Day we're supposed to get? Snow. Are we getting enough so I can legitimately avoid my mother in law's house and her nasty dried-up turkey, the annual surfeit of whatever plastic jewelry she thinks is "me" this year and the nasty comments about me getting an agent while her publishing career is going on apace with PA?

Of course not. Only a couple of measly inches.

Bah humbug. SO bah humbug.

brainstorm77
12-24-2010, 03:33 AM
Well, we have snow. Tomorrow and Christmas Day we're supposed to get? Snow. Are we getting enough so I can legitimately avoid my mother in law's house and her nasty dried-up turkey, the annual surfeit of whatever plastic jewelry she thinks is "me" this year and the nasty comments about me getting an agent while her publishing career is going on apace with PA?

Of course not. Only a couple of measly inches.

Bah humbug. SO bah humbug.

Be sure to take pics! :evil

Bmwhtly
12-24-2010, 04:06 AM
It is Christmas Eve day here
It's Chrostmas Eve here. The whole place stinks of festive cheer.

Bah Humbug!Exactly!

brainstorm77
12-24-2010, 04:44 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8OPy7De3bk Mummering, a Newfoundland tradition. :)

http://www.msgr.ca/msgr-2/mummering0.htm <---- explains the history.

rhymegirl
12-24-2010, 05:05 AM
Okay, I can get into the Christmas spirit now.

My editor gave me 5 story assignments this week so I have been going crazy trying to report on and write them plus go to food stores, drugstores, the bank, the liquor store, and everywhere you can possibly think of.

I am bushed!

thothguard51
12-24-2010, 05:11 AM
Well, we have snow. Tomorrow and Christmas Day we're supposed to get? Snow. Are we getting enough so I can legitimately avoid my mother in law's house and her nasty dried-up turkey, the annual surfeit of whatever plastic jewelry she thinks is "me" this year and the nasty comments about me getting an agent while her publishing career is going on apace with PA?

Of course not. Only a couple of measly inches.

Bah humbug. SO bah humbug.

Send her to my house if you don't mind her returning in tears...;)

thothguard51
12-24-2010, 05:13 AM
Okay, I can get into the Christmas spirit now.

My editor gave me 5 story assignments this week so I have been going crazy trying to report on and write them plus go to food stores, drugstores, the bank, """the liquor store,""" and everywhere you can possibly think of.

I am bushed!

The above emphasize is the only important place you had to go...

bettielee
12-24-2010, 05:23 AM
Someone needs a hug.


I'm going to kill you all.


Send her to my house if you don't mind her returning in tears...;)

Awwww! It's Chritmas at AW! :)

**hugs everyone** **even sparklepeaches**

StoryG27
12-24-2010, 05:50 AM
Look, I found AC with Santa!


http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j120/scmarrott/LOLdignity_fark.jpg

benbradley
12-24-2010, 05:57 AM
Yeah, Merry Christmas 2010 (http://ifaq.wap.org/seasonal/twaspc.html) or whatever year this is ...

robeiae
12-24-2010, 06:22 AM
*hic*

Kopfgeschlagen.

mscelina
12-24-2010, 06:28 AM
*cracks open the second bottle of Bailey's today*

Well! finally finished the Christmas baking! Now to watch...

...a big, fat lot of nothing.

Fabulous.

Guess I'll just drink and watch South Park Christmas episodes on Hulu.

rhymegirl
12-24-2010, 06:30 AM
Did we ever get that AW mistletoe?

Cliff Face
12-24-2010, 06:35 AM
How about a T.O.E. Missile?

mscelina
12-24-2010, 06:38 AM
Did we ever get that AW mistletoe?

*shudders*

What a HORRIBLE idea! :ROFL:

rhymegirl
12-24-2010, 06:46 AM
*shudders*

What a HORRIBLE idea! :ROFL:

Why?

mscelina
12-24-2010, 06:46 AM
I was more worried about the nargles.

MrWrite
12-24-2010, 05:04 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Yes even to you humbugs out there!

brainstorm77
12-24-2010, 06:47 PM
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

Yes even to you humbugs out there!


I second this!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:snoopy:

rhymegirl
12-24-2010, 07:19 PM
I found some mistletoe:

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/rhymegirl/party-071.gif

brainstorm77
12-24-2010, 08:24 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y9/jackie6977/2289955866_aa48035596.jpg

benbradley
12-24-2010, 08:31 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with humbuggery.

Snowstorm
12-24-2010, 08:37 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with humbuggery.

Is that anything like animal husbandry? Just don't get caught at it.

*reaches for the eggnog bowl*

brainstorm77
12-24-2010, 11:05 PM
Woo Hooo it's snowin!!!!

BenPanced
12-24-2010, 11:15 PM
Dame Shirley Bassey gets this party started! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqNcyFNMfLM)

BeatrixKiddo
12-24-2010, 11:28 PM
I've made up a modest vat of eggnog. I used the good rum, since this is the first batch.

Maryn, eggnog fan

Tried the new McDonald's eggnog shake last night. Not too shabby, for pretend eggnog.



I'm going to kill you all.

I'm fairly sure Santa doesn't reward murderers. No presents for you.




I found some mistletoe:

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j80/rhymegirl/party-071.gif


I think you meant Christmas cooties.


http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1394/mistletoefinal.png

bettielee
12-24-2010, 11:40 PM
Not that there's anything wrong with humbuggery.

tee hee!

I am putting down the shawl of humbuggery and putting on the snuggy of the Christmas Spirit to wish you all a Merry Christmas.

You sick bastards.

brainstorm77
12-24-2010, 11:48 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDkjxOyJBQ Some festive music :)

BenPanced
12-25-2010, 02:21 AM
Don't trip, pick the record up and flip. There's a skip on the record. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp8-UZ0dJ-Q)

brainstorm77
12-25-2010, 04:21 AM
*dances*:snoopy:

Cliff Face
12-25-2010, 04:41 AM
Merry Christmas Cooler People!

Take me to your leader!

Angie
12-25-2010, 05:09 AM
*wanders in, rifle over shoulder*

Don't mind me, I'm just on my way to the roof. For no particular reason. Really.


In other news, fresh venison steaks tomorrow!

kayleamay
12-25-2010, 06:17 AM
*emerges from supply closet with skirt tucked into waistband of pantyhose, an empty bottle of Jim Beam, evergreen needles stuck in hair and lipstick smeared up to forehead*


Ho!

One is all I can muster.


Merry Christmas!

MrWrite
12-25-2010, 07:32 PM
One ho is all you need, surely? :D

kayleamay
12-25-2010, 07:45 PM
Ba dum bump!

(And stop calling me Surely.)

;)

brainstorm77
12-25-2010, 10:49 PM
A big Merry Christmas to one and all!

sadron
12-25-2010, 11:30 PM
Merry Christmas!!

Cliff Face
12-26-2010, 01:02 AM
Happy Boxing Day from the future!

I can tell you that after 8 egg nogs, you had a wonderful sleep, and woke up to the sound of a cat mewing. You briefly wondered how the cat got in your bedroom, then remembered you don't have a cat, and after an embarrassing moment, you left your neighbour's bedroom and went home.

Isn't it fun being in the future? ;)

BenPanced
12-26-2010, 03:03 AM
I saw three ships come sailing in
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
I saw three ships come sailing in
AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY.

Angie
12-26-2010, 04:02 AM
I saw three ships come sailing in
on Christmas Day, on Christmas Day.
I saw three ships come sailing in
AND THEN THEY SAILED AWAY.


HEY! Those SOBs were supposed to wait for me! :(

brainstorm77
12-26-2010, 04:04 AM
New headgear?:ROFL:

CatSlave
12-26-2010, 04:11 AM
I've made up a modest vat of eggnog. I used the good rum, since this is the first batch.
The trick is, make up the batch with the lesser rum, then drizzle a healthy shot of the good stuff on top of each serving.

brainstorm77
12-26-2010, 11:04 PM
Moar booze!

Silent Rob
12-26-2010, 11:42 PM
Happy Christmas, everybody!

Best of British, what!

http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f105/58200d1184871128-first-lotus-elise-72d-pics-chav.jpg

brainstorm77
12-26-2010, 11:44 PM
Is that you?

Silent Rob
12-26-2010, 11:46 PM
In spirit.

brainstorm77
12-26-2010, 11:48 PM
Nice teeth.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
12-27-2010, 02:28 AM
More music! (http://vimeo.com/17570180)

milly
12-27-2010, 02:36 AM
Happy Christmas, everybody!

Best of British, what!

http://www.lotustalk.com/forums/attachments/f105/58200d1184871128-first-lotus-elise-72d-pics-chav.jpg


HUH????????

brainstorm77
12-27-2010, 05:44 AM
*sweeps up*

brainstorm77
12-31-2010, 12:47 AM
Oh and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! hehehe:snoopy::evil

BeatrixKiddo
12-31-2010, 02:01 AM
Don't trip, pick the record up and flip. There's a skip on the record. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cp8-UZ0dJ-Q)


I know Christmas is over, but that was one of the funniest videos I've ever seen. (Just had to mention that)

Carry on.