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scarletpeaches
12-17-2010, 03:08 AM
http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae287/scarlettparrish/Uglydog.jpg

Linky (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1339113/Britains-ugliest-dog-finally-finds-loving-home-unique-looks-make-hit-ladies.html).

MissMacchiato
12-17-2010, 03:13 AM
When I saw the thread title, I was going to say, is that a contender for 'so ugly, it's cute'?

but now that I've seen him (it?), I think it's clearly a candidate for 'so ugly it's ugly.'

Poor little guy!

Cliff Face
12-17-2010, 03:18 AM
Looks like a guy I used to know.

Captcha
12-17-2010, 03:37 AM
Awww. He looks like he got hit by a stick. Over, and over, and over again. Poor sweetie.

Haggis
12-17-2010, 03:41 AM
Freakin' interloper.

leahzero
12-17-2010, 03:42 AM
I'm not even a dog person, but my god, that is preciously tragic.

Gonna go /wrists now for saying "preciously tragic."

Leah J. Utas
12-17-2010, 03:49 AM
Aww, he's adorable. I'd have him around just to scare children.

kayleamay
12-17-2010, 03:59 AM
That dog is bag full of brown furry awesomeness.

Haggis
12-17-2010, 04:02 AM
That dog is bag full of brown furry awesomeness.
Thank you.

bettielee
12-17-2010, 04:03 AM
...but now your aim in life is through, the great seeker searcheth no more... what are you going to do with the rest of your time on earth, sparklepeaches?

scarletpeaches
12-17-2010, 04:05 AM
...but now your aim in life is through, the great seeker searcheth no more... what are you going to do with the rest of your time on earth, sparklepeaches?My next quest involves Aidan Turner, Richard Armitage, a bucket of chocolate sauce, a pair of handcuffs and my bedroom.

bettielee
12-17-2010, 04:05 AM
well, it is national cover something in chocolate day....

bettielee
12-17-2010, 04:10 AM
oh, but that's here... Richard won't be having chocolate licked out of his ears in Scotland....

Sorry.

alleycat
12-17-2010, 04:16 AM
http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae287/scarlettparrish/Uglydog.jpg


"I tell you what, I've lived a lotta dog years, and I has just about seen it all. Yep, sure enough have. Why, did I ever tell you about the time we were jumped by a bunch of nutty squirrels? Yep, happened back in Texas in ninety-eight . . . or was it ninety-nine? Well, anyway, there we were, on the trail of the biggest rabbit you ever did see; why, he was as big as a Volkswagen . . . "

BenPanced
12-17-2010, 09:28 AM
Are you sure that's even a mammal?

Matera the Mad
12-17-2010, 09:33 AM
Whoever bred that wretched thing ought to be hung by the dangly bits over a very slow fire.

regdog
12-17-2010, 02:49 PM
It's cute. :)

Perks
12-17-2010, 06:18 PM
I'm almost positive I don't love Scarletpeaches anymore.

scarletpeaches
12-17-2010, 07:43 PM
This makes me haz a sad. :( :cry:

Perks
12-17-2010, 07:47 PM
You've got no one to blame but yourself and that uglyass dog.

scarletpeaches
12-17-2010, 07:48 PM
I'll do anything to make you love me again.

Perks
12-17-2010, 07:50 PM
Well, there's nothing I like better than a blank check, so I'll think on it.

cray
12-17-2010, 07:51 PM
ummm, perks?
perhaps you and i and some of the other pervs around here could meet in private before you really answer??

scarletpeaches
12-17-2010, 07:51 PM
Hmm. How about I change my avatar quicker than you can say "Smirnoff neti?"

Perks
12-17-2010, 07:52 PM
Or "vending machine inflatable pig."

scarletpeaches
12-17-2010, 07:55 PM
Or "My ex-boyfriend's cock ring."

Perks
12-17-2010, 07:56 PM
You had to go there, didn't you?

scarletpeaches
12-17-2010, 07:58 PM
Aidan's back. Much easier on the eyes than Haggis's uglier brother.

Perks
12-17-2010, 08:00 PM
If anyone's watching this odd badminton, all I can say is that once, on a schizo weather day in Edinburgh, Perks and Scarletpeaches met for a drink or two. From my nearly having to abseil off a bridge to reach the sinkhole that held the train station to fetch her early in the morning, to the tearful goodbye on that same platform that evening, many inside jokes were hatched.

And we fed her peanut butter for the first time in her life. And Oreo cookies. And she taught my children Scottish swears.

scarletpeaches
12-17-2010, 08:01 PM
Bahookie!

kayleamay
12-17-2010, 08:03 PM
If anyone's watching this odd badminton, all I can say is that once, on a schizo weather day in Edinburgh, Perks and Scarletpeaches met for a drink or two. From my nearly having to abseil off a bridge to reach the sinkhole that held the train station to fetch her early in the morning, to the tearful goodbye on that same platform that evening, many inside jokes were hatched.

And we fed her peanut butter for the first time in her life. And Oreo cookies. And she taught my children Scottish swears.

Is Disney buying the movie rights?

Perks
12-17-2010, 08:09 PM
They should. Here's a picture from that very day. How Disney is it?


http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s40/Perks_album/Vacation09268.jpg

kayleamay
12-17-2010, 08:13 PM
I like how it appears that the rainbow is leading to the only building with color. Very Disneyesque. Now all you need is SP in a ballgown.

scarletpeaches
12-17-2010, 08:14 PM
Cram it, or I'll never post Cavill again.

kayleamay
12-17-2010, 08:25 PM
You're too late. You already sent me the Cavillstash. I'm set for life. Your posts are just bonuses.

*fluffs up lacy pink frock for the peach*

ETA: "Tale as old as time........."

scarletpeaches
12-17-2010, 08:26 PM
Oh, you think I sent you every Cavill pic in existence? Oh, poor unfortunate soul...

bettielee
12-17-2010, 08:29 PM
They should. Here's a picture from that very day. How Disney is it?



http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s40/Perks_album/Vacation09268.jpg


This is actually Fairyland sending out a lazer beam to stop the madness...

Haggis
12-17-2010, 08:29 PM
Here you go, Kay, a picture of Carville with no strings attached.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t6rV3U9ZEHM/TOaVsezTJCI/AAAAAAAA984/rDHqWkFbdbk/s1600/james_carville.jpg

eta: It's also uglier than Scary Peachpit's ugly dog.

kayleamay
12-17-2010, 08:30 PM
Here you go, Kay, a picture of Carville with no strings attached.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_t6rV3U9ZEHM/TOaVsezTJCI/AAAAAAAA984/rDHqWkFbdbk/s1600/james_carville.jpg

People go to hell for less than this. Dogs too.