Jingle Bells and murderers (killer carols)

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I suppose it must be the writer in me, but I don't write horror or murder mysteries. Not my genre. However, as I was entertaining myself in the kitchen putting away food this morning, I began singing Jingle Bells. And when I got to the line "what fun it is to laugh and sing a sleighing song tonight" my mind did a flip and I laughed. Because it interjected "slaying" for "sleighing". And I thought, that would be a perfect beginning to a story about a Christmas murderer.

I worry about myself sometimes. :tongue
 

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I saw Mommy killing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
 

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Children roasting on an open fire
Jack Frost biting off your nose...


Nope. Ain't just you.
 

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That could be, Princess Wicked. :D

I see the Powers That Be have added to my thread title. Cool. :D
 

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I'm dreeaaming of a whiiite Chr--

KILL THEM ALL!!!


I think I'm doing it wrong. :(
 

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Ches's nuts roasting on a open fire...
 

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Here comes Santa Claws. Here comes Santa Claws...

Yep, it could work.

Here comes Santa Claws, here comes Santa Claws, right down Santa Claws lane... Nix 'em and Blitz 'em and all his slaindeer pullin' on the reins...

I think I might be mixing verses, but... how's that for an extension on your theme? :tongue
 

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And in the spirit of the season, the 'Sandy Claws kidnappers'. :)
 

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ask for a bunch of crap you don't need."
 

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But....but....and all the ones that were 'itching about the pictures at the top of this forum....lol

It just goes to show you. There's always room for gore. :evil
 

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Let's not just limit this to Christmas songs, okay?

I have a little dreidel
I made it out of clay
And when it's dry and ready
I'll see who I can slay!
 

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Great idea, Haggis. Works for me. :D

Did you know that Jingle Bells was originally written as a Thanksgiving song, not a Christmas song?
 

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I'm schemeing on this White Christmas
With every Christmas caroller I smite
May your days be a scary delight
And may all your carollers die of fright