Pick My New Name

Poll to follow.

Find my new username for Absolute Write.

Long story:

I've been here a long time (don't judge by post count, I was shy at first) and when I signed up, it was using my cat's name. Button, alas, has been dead for years. She was wiry and would knock all the books off my shelf and I used to shoot her with a water pistol a lot, but I've been over it for a while. While I haven't minded the name, it kind of irks me to see it sometimes.

Kind of like that sexypinkgirldatemeiam21 email I had when I was 16. I'm so over that.

SO! Help me pick a new name. I wanted to get a few ideas and then run a poll.

*snerks* Poll.

So make some suggestions and we'll see what happens.

I'll send cookies.

Or reps.

Or holiday songs sung by HitTeenageSingerOfTheMonth.

Thanks!

No, Peaches. Not that name.

... Not that name either.

WhutTboneFormerArtistButton.

I should make up a symbol.

It will look like this.

Imalettchafinish...

I thought of Bob, but I'm sure that's taken.

And Bob was really meant for dogs or hamsters and you know... males.

Wayne K said:

Ishkabibble

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Now we're getting somewhere.

Should name myself, "Too Impatient To Wait 30 Seconds Between Posting".

IdiotsRUs said:

Griselda is a nice name. Or Wibblebottom Poopypants the Third, though that's more of a boy name.

Mrs Snuffalupagus?

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I'm giggling madly.

thothguard51 said:

38DIWISH...

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I can't wish for what I've already got...

TMI!