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rhymegirl
09-30-2005, 04:02 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO RAY!!
PUT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT!
:partyguy: :partyguy: :partyguy: :partyguy:
:PartySmil :PartySmil :PartySmil

aruna
09-30-2005, 04:06 PM
Hey! Let's party, all you birthday boys and girls!

Happy Birthday!

:PartySmil

Gehanna
09-30-2005, 04:11 PM
I brought the birthday spanking paddle! *grin*

Happy B-Day Maestro!

PattiTheWicked
09-30-2005, 04:20 PM
In your honor, I present the Barbarian Birthday Song:

Now you are the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
May the candles on your cake
burn like cities in your wake

Burn the Castle and storm the keep
Kill the Women but SAVE THE SHEEP!
May your deeds with sheep and yaks
equal those with sword and axe

Your servants steal, your wife's untrue
Your children plot to murder you
They stole your gold, your sword, your house
They stole your pigs, but not your spouse

Now you've lived another year,
And your death is drawing near.
Raise your cup of bitter cheer,
Make the barman eat his ear

People starving on the earth,
Go ahead, eat your dessert,
Rape the horses while they sleep,
See the women wail and weep

This has gone on way too long
It's the Barbarian Birthday Song!!!

Have a happy one, Ray!

aadams73
09-30-2005, 04:24 PM
Happy Birthday, hope it's a great one!

Libras rule :)

StoryG27
09-30-2005, 04:27 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAY!!!!

:partyguy:

Hey, who has the spanking paddle? Hand it over. It's my turn!

Unique
09-30-2005, 04:33 PM
Dear Ray,

We baked a :Cake: for your birthday.


(But the cats ate it. You can still lick the plate though. I haven't washed it yet.)How about a:Cheers: instead?

robeiae
09-30-2005, 05:18 PM
Happy Birthday, Ray.

Have your balls dropped yet? :D

Rob :)

Lyra Jean
09-30-2005, 07:14 PM
Remember: A libra is like a donkey between two stacks hay. It starves to death because it doesn't know which stack to eat first.

Happy Birthday from a fellow Libra

Enjoy your cake. :Cake:
:Cheer: :PartySmil :partyguy: :TheWave:

DJP
10-01-2005, 12:00 AM
Happy Birthday to Ray!!!

:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

JAlpha
10-01-2005, 12:30 AM
http://2coolfishing.com/ttmbforum/images/smilies/birthday.gifHappy Birthday Ray, sorry about having to jam in all those candles

on your cake, next time I'll bake a bigger cake--because you aren't getting any younger :ROFL:, and I ought to know http://www.vpsingles.com/pics/oldlady.gif

Vanessa
10-01-2005, 12:38 AM
Happy Birthday To You:partyguy:
Happy Birthday To You
Happy Birthday...
Dear Ray-Ray :kiss::Cake:
Happy Birthday To You:PartySmil

maestrowork
10-01-2005, 01:09 AM
Thank y'all. You are swell. It is a very good day.

(sorry I ran out of rep points today...)

rhymegirl
10-01-2005, 01:39 AM
And you can even go over to the Bonk thread and get bonked on your birthday! Kevin started it up again. :)

arrowqueen
10-01-2005, 03:02 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY - from the far-off lands where it's already over.

Dawno
10-01-2005, 03:13 AM
Happy birthday, Ray, may you be blessed with many, many more.

scfirenice
10-01-2005, 03:45 AM
Happy Birthday Ray!!!!! WOO-HOO!

http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/13/13_10_4.gif http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_1_25.gif



http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_6_4.gif

mommie4a
10-01-2005, 03:46 AM
Happy Birthday Raymond K. Wong (that sounds like the title of a musical, doesn't it?)!

Hope it's AWESOME :)

Carole
10-01-2005, 05:52 AM
~**~*~~*~**~
Happy Birthday!

:Cake:
~**~*~~*~**~

September skies
10-01-2005, 06:28 AM
Happy Birthday Maestro Ray. I'm new here so I don't really know you but....more than 8,000 posts...wow! No wonder you're the Maestro!

And we share something in common too. Birthdays!

From one birthday girl to the birthday boy.....HaPpY BiRtHdAy!

:TheWave:

September

maestrowork
10-01-2005, 06:32 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, September Skies! Share the cake!

Gehanna
10-01-2005, 07:04 AM
For Maestro.

:whip:

maestrowork
10-01-2005, 07:05 AM
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/10/10_6_4.gif:whip:

robeiae
10-01-2005, 07:06 AM
Looks like a plumber's convention got out of hand...

Rob :)

Gehanna
10-01-2005, 07:07 AM
Hahahaha

Where's the DEVO record?

Whip It, Whip it Good!

OneTeam OneDream
10-01-2005, 07:11 AM
happy birthday board coddler!

jdkiggins
10-01-2005, 07:32 AM
Guess I have to say it again in another thread. :D

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, RAY!!!!!!!
:PartySmil :PartySmil:PartySmil :PartySmil

sthrnwriter
10-01-2005, 08:17 AM
Happy Birthday, Ray! I hope it was a good one.

Maryn
10-01-2005, 06:20 PM
Damn it, I got sidetracked yesterday and didn't find out until a day too late. The cake's surely gone, and Ray's probably sleeping off whatever indulgences he permitted... Which means I can play with all his new toys until he wakes up!

Maryn, being very quiet

maestrowork
10-01-2005, 07:19 PM
I can play with all his new toys until he wakes up!


Make sure you wash them first... especially last night... hic hic... it's beautiful mornin' isn't it?

(many thanks to everyone)

robeiae
11-24-2005, 12:18 AM
I have it on good authority that Ray is still celebrating his birthday. He keeps telling waitresses that it's his birthday in the hopes of getting some free "cake."

Happy Thanksgiving, Ray!

Rob :)

maestrowork
11-24-2005, 02:56 AM
He keeps telling waitresses that it's his birthday in the hopes of getting some free "cake."

Rob :)

And I'll eat it too.

;)

ChunkyC
11-24-2005, 05:30 AM
I can't believe I never saw this thread!

I'm so sorry, bro, I should have been here to wish you a happy b-day along with the rest of the gang. Sorry I missed the party. I guess HAPPY TURKEY DAY will have to suffice.

Dawno
11-24-2005, 06:52 AM
Me too! Maestro - I hope you had a great birthday and a hundred more!

rhymegirl
11-24-2005, 07:39 AM
Is Ray celebrating his birthday again?

Okay, then I want another one, too.

Cabinscribe
11-24-2005, 07:55 AM
Happy belated B-day, Ray!

I'm sorry I missed it, so I'm glad for this second chance!

I have an excellent excuse, though ... I left that day for vacation.
(I was in a cabin, in the woods, with no computer, for a week!)

Hope you had a great day!

http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/emotePartySmiley.gif

poetinahat
11-24-2005, 08:01 AM
Missed it too... and I'm cr@p with smileys.

But I love ya, Ray, ya big lug. Nobody knows over here (and our extradition laws are pretty lax), so come on over and cash in here too!

Hope it was happy, and the welts are healing!

unthoughtknown
11-24-2005, 08:34 AM
I missed the topic too; happy bday for yesterday...

jdkiggins
11-24-2005, 08:49 AM
Ray, I know I wished you happy birthday on your real birthday. How many birthdays are you going to have this year? Happy Turkey Day, Ray. :D

September skies
11-24-2005, 09:43 AM
I was wondering why some of you didn't post here. http://www.absolutewrite.com/forums/images/smilies/EmoteShrug.gif

Hey Ray, I guess you know who your real friends are now, huh? LOL
Just kidding. They were too busy focusing on the Stories of Strength book to notice this thread.

Alphabet
11-24-2005, 07:31 PM
:Guitar: <ahem>


So I didn't notice your birthday, and now all the cake is gone
Looks like I'm not getting wiser, and you're not getting young
Well you know the song must finish just as sure as its begun
I'm so sad I missed your birthday, but I'm not the only one.

Oh, you thought the song was over? Ha ha ha, I'm still not done
Sure as I see there's still room left, there's still some room for fun
And I think before I'm finished it'll be tripping off your tongue
Dooba - Dooba - Diddly - Diddly - Deeda - Deeda - Dumda - Dum.

Yeah Ray-by
Dooba - Dooba - Diddly - Diddly - Deeda - Deeda - Dumda - Dum.

Hey Baby
Dooba - Dooba - Diddly - Diddly - Deeda - Deeda - Dumda - Dum.

Happy Birthday
Dooba - Dooba - Diddly - Diddly - Deeda - Deeda - Dumda - Dum.
Deeda - Deeda - Dooba - Dooba - Diddly - Diddly - Dumda - Dum!

Yeahhhhh!!

Oh, you thought the song was over? Ha ha ha, I'm still not done
Sure as I see there's still room left, there's still some room for fun
And I think before I'm finished it'll be tripping off your tongue
Dooba - Dooba - Diddly - Diddly - Deeda - Deeda - Dumda - Dum.


Edit: It's not my fault - someone told me ONE MORE TIME! and they were right!! and no, I'm not telling you who to blame!

louisgodwin
11-24-2005, 08:49 PM
Happy B-day, dude.

maestrowork
11-25-2005, 04:14 AM
Thank you all, but my birthday was 2 months ago! :) For some strange reason Rob brought this back up. Anyway, thanks! I'm still 27, by the way, no matter how many birthdays I have...

poetinahat
11-25-2005, 04:17 AM
Only 10 more shopping months left until the next one!

Ray, when are you publishing your wish-list thread? (Oh, wait: it's called the HOL. Sorry, I wasn't paying attention....)

maestrowork
11-25-2005, 04:19 AM
You mean paddles and hot tubs and whips and chains and leather pants? Got 'em all already. What do you get for someone who has everything?

Oh, I can think of a few things. <wriggling brows>

poetinahat
11-25-2005, 04:36 AM
What do you get for someone who has everything?
Penicillin... :D

rhymegirl
11-25-2005, 05:05 AM
What do you get for someone who has everything?

Oh, I can think of a few things. <wriggling brows>

I know what he wants. Nekkid women.

louisgodwin
11-25-2005, 10:05 AM
I can't believe I'm actually older than Ray.

robeiae
05-16-2006, 06:47 AM
He's still celebrating...

Rob :)

writerterri
05-16-2006, 06:49 AM
You're weird rob.

maestrowork
05-16-2006, 07:03 AM
O
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poetinahat
05-16-2006, 07:12 AM
Hey, who knew there were so many vestal virgins in Ohio?

Keep workin' through that backlog, Ray!

maestrowork
05-16-2006, 07:14 AM
71...

One more to go.

My-Immortal
05-16-2006, 07:30 AM
Are you still celebrating your birthday? ;)

Should we wish you a belated birthday now---or start on a pre-birthday wish for the next one? LOL

Take care -

maestrowork
05-16-2006, 07:31 AM
Ask Rob. I think he has a secret plan for me.

mommie4a
05-22-2006, 07:15 AM
Aw, man! Sorry I missed your b-day Ray. I hope it was great. I miss you.