'Twas the day before Thanksgiving and all thru the house...

rhymegirl · Nov 24, 2010

you give us the next line.

Button · Nov 24, 2010

None dared enter the kitchen, not even the spouse.

rhymegirl · Nov 24, 2010

The plates were set on the table with care,

MattW · Nov 24, 2010

With the hope that some glutton soon would be there

backslashbaby · Nov 24, 2010

BSB made cannolis all through the night

rhymegirl · Nov 24, 2010

And she dreamed of the moment she'd take her first bite.

stormie · Nov 24, 2010

Out on the roadway there arose such a clatter,

Uncarved · Nov 24, 2010

It was grandma spread eagle, lying by a platter

Caitlin Black · Nov 24, 2010

And what did I spy lurking in the freezer?
Cut up chunks of the members of Weezer!

Uncarved · Nov 24, 2010

The green beans were casseroled, the yams were candied

Caitlin Black · Nov 24, 2010

The tuna for AC was all spick and dandied.

brainstorm77 · Nov 24, 2010

Granny bent over and spread her cheeks wide...

Caitlin Black · Nov 24, 2010

She farted so loud I thought she had died.

stormie · Nov 24, 2010

And what to my wondering eyes did appear,

Caitlin Black · Nov 24, 2010

A fat man in a red suit saying, "Sorry I'm early, dear."

Uncarved · Nov 24, 2010

I pulled out a carving knife, turned to him and spoke...

brainstorm77 · Nov 24, 2010

Pulled out a gun and mistook grandma for a deer.

Caitlin Black · Nov 24, 2010

The rhymes have failed us,
Oh what are we to do,
We'll cook up three pies,
And serve them in a shoe!

stormie · Nov 24, 2010

So to get this on track,

Caitlin Black · Nov 24, 2010

We'll cook the turkey till it's black,

stormie · Nov 24, 2010

And render the people
speechless out back.

brainstorm77 · Nov 24, 2010

While they smoke crack.

stormie · Nov 24, 2010

So therefore in a twinkling
since I had not a clue,

Caitlin Black · Nov 24, 2010

I raided my cupboards for ingredients,
To cook a bitchin' hobo stew.

stormie · Nov 24, 2010

The turkey! The turkey!
I cried in dismay,

'Twas the day before Thanksgiving and all thru the house...

It's a New Year!

Resident in Question

It's a New Year!

Company Man

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It's a New Year!

storm central

I aim to misbehave

Wild one

I aim to misbehave

Wild one

practical experience, FTW

Wild one

storm central

Wild one

I aim to misbehave

practical experience, FTW

Wild one

storm central

Wild one

storm central

practical experience, FTW

storm central

Wild one

storm central

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