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rhymegirl
11-23-2010, 08:51 PM
_______________________.

fill in the blank.

quickWit
11-23-2010, 08:52 PM
root canal.








wait...

brainstorm77
11-23-2010, 08:53 PM
riding a chainsaw.

Lavern08
11-23-2010, 08:55 PM
...being audited by the IRS.

Button
11-23-2010, 08:57 PM
being eaten by a shark that is swimming in a river of lava about to run through a wood chipper.

That is until the happy gas kicks in.


Wheeee!

JimmyB27
11-23-2010, 08:59 PM
Having sex.










With a food blender.

quickWit
11-23-2010, 08:59 PM
Oooo, wait!

It, uh...








hmmm...









nope. thought I had something.

KTC
11-23-2010, 08:59 PM
I actually don't mind it. I get to relax. They hand me the remote and I watch TV on a big flat screen while they're doing what they're doing. The chair rocks too! Beats the ass off a La-Z-Boy!

rhymegirl
11-23-2010, 09:23 PM
I actually don't mind it. I get to relax. They hand me the remote and I watch TV on a big flat screen while they're doing what they're doing. The chair rocks too! Beats the ass off a La-Z-Boy!

Wrong answer!

Next please.

mscelina
11-23-2010, 09:29 PM
Paying the dentist's bill.

Button
11-23-2010, 09:33 PM
I actually don't mind it. I get to relax. They hand me the remote and I watch TV on a big flat screen while they're doing what they're doing. The chair rocks too! Beats the ass off a La-Z-Boy!

You always have to be the one flowing against the stream, don't you?

Cella
11-23-2010, 09:36 PM
I had a dentist keep me waiting in the waiting room for 45 mins before my appointment, then another 20 once I was in the chair. He then proceeded to take my blood pressure for some reason and told me I must be a stressed out person because it was so high.

:Wha:

LaurieD
11-23-2010, 09:42 PM
is as much fun as...

having someone stick a toothbrush down your through, making you nearly puke, which of course you apologize for while the one gagging you merely says, "that's okay."

Wait a minute, YOU just gagged ME! Who should aplogize to whom?!

rhymegirl
11-24-2010, 02:59 AM
_____________

...being run over by a Mack truck 2 or three times.

bluefeline
11-24-2010, 03:06 AM
It relaxes me so much that I fall asleep...

KTC
11-24-2010, 04:39 AM
You always have to be the one flowing against the stream, don't you?

YES.

if you don't like my canoe, stop staring at it.

I oughta paddle you!

KTC
11-24-2010, 04:40 AM
Paying the dentist's bill.

OMG! people get dental bills!!!???

Eudoxia
11-24-2010, 04:45 AM
Getting your teeth pulled out one by one with the claw peen of a hammer.

poetinahat
11-24-2010, 04:47 AM
My dad was a dentist - he's now retired. So my dentist knew everything, and all the staff loved me. And I never had any cavities. Plus, he gave out neat prizes to his kid patients. (Well, the adults got prizes too if they wanted. My family was always big on people having fun.)

The dentist I go to now is great. And yes, I have had four wisdom teeth pulled and a root canal. No fun, but hey, it had to be done, so you do it.

I never really sympathised with the hate-going-to-the-dentist thing. I'd much rather go to the dentist than, say, a shopping mall.

KTC
11-24-2010, 04:52 AM
I never really sympathised with the hate-going-to-the-dentist thing. I'd much rather go to the dentist than, say, a shopping mall.


Me too...my dentist is one of the nicest people I ever met. And he's incredibly gentle and compassionate. Just a wonderful guy.

bluefeline
11-24-2010, 04:58 AM
I'm only a bit scared with the needle because I've had a bad experience a few years ago but after that, I could sleep.

rhymegirl
11-24-2010, 05:30 AM
Paying the dentist's bill.

Tell me about it. We owe about $5000. Ouch!

bluefeline
11-24-2010, 05:32 AM
Tell me about it. We owe about $5000. Ouch!

Ouch! That hurts more than the needle when the dentist has to freeze...

BeatrixKiddo
11-24-2010, 09:30 AM
...getting needles stuck in your eyes.

Don't remind me. I just found out I need three fillings replaced and a partial crown. My first session of torture, er...appointment is next week.

jennontheisland
11-24-2010, 09:49 AM
I never really sympathised with the hate-going-to-the-dentist thing. I'd much rather go to the dentist than, say, a shopping mall.
I can't wait until I get to go! Clean teeth! Hooray!

(I'm going to a new one. I hope they have kewl coloured toothbrushes and fun tooth shaped erasers)

BenPanced
11-24-2010, 10:09 AM
going to a job interview.

Cliff Face
11-24-2010, 12:36 PM
as much fun as... my ex girlfriend.


Actually, I WANT to go to the dentist. I need 2 fillings and a tooth removed (probably, it's pretty bad) and a false one put in. I hate my mouth right now, but I can't afford the dentist bills. I know I'll be in pain while I'm there, if childhood dentistry is anything to go by, but hey, my mouth will be better for it once I do it.

Now, where did I put that $1500?

Bmwhtly
11-24-2010, 01:04 PM
Going to the Dentist is as much fun as going for a naked sponsored run through a combined scorpion-and-cactus farm to raise money to support that group of people who are ancestral enemies of yours.


However, going to the dentist with a balaclava and a sack full of revenge is as much fun as watching the entire French airforce crash into a fireworks factory... from a hot-tub filled with Natalie Portman lookalikes and lots of jelly.

Cliff Face
11-24-2010, 01:06 PM
Why would you want lookalikes? Surely this is cause for cloning!

Bmwhtly
11-24-2010, 01:50 PM
Why would you want lookalikes? Surely this is cause for cloning!Too Creepy.

rhymegirl
11-24-2010, 06:06 PM
Going to the Dentist is as much fun as going for a naked sponsored run through a combined scorpion-and-cactus farm to raise money to support that group of people who are ancestral enemies of yours.

This is a good one! Deserving of some reps, I think.

seun
11-24-2010, 06:37 PM
...as much fun as being forced to watch back to back Hugh Grant films while sucking off a gorilla who needs a wash.

I hate going to the dentist. And Hugh Grant.