OMG and then friend number 6 said, "They're not real ya know!" and we all laughed and and...
And I'm talking about the TV show "Friends" of course, for I am super loner.
I'm actually quite nice to people I do meet, but I don't go out of my way to spend time with other people.
For instance, this coming Thursday I have a graduation to go to, and then a birthday dinner with family. I organised getting my family to go to my graduation, and I suggested the dinner afterwards.
Sounds sociable, right?
Well, this was literally the first time I ever made plans and had people agree to my terms.
I used to have friends, but whenever I tried to make plans half of them would groan or simply not show up. Now that I don't see these people anymore, I'm much happier.
And I have a moral objection to socialising with all you loners. It ruins my cool aloof image to be seen actually talking to people.
Hmm. I better make a joke quickly...
What's the funniest thing about the Saw movies?
Trying to get to sleep afterwards while keeping your blood in your veins.
Yeah.