View Full Version : It's twins!

Mr Flibble
11-17-2010, 12:39 AM
Well, all right, I haven't just unexpectedly given birth (good job, I'd have a few questions to answer from Old Man, especially as he's had the snip!). But for daughter's b'day went to get her a hamster, which she's been after for ages. Ended up with two dwarf chinese hamsters.

Despite my best efforts to name them Evul McSqueeevul and Dr Death (and Father's efforts to name them Fatman and Blobbin) they are now Indiana Jones and Jammy Dodger

I just know I'm going to regret this...but they are very cute.

See? (also they're a bugger to photo, cos they're damn quick!)

11-17-2010, 12:41 AM

Also, if a boy hamster and a girl hamster love each other very much...

Mr Flibble
11-17-2010, 12:42 AM
They are both boys. The shop triple checks, just in case :D

11-17-2010, 12:44 AM
Here's mine.
He's dead now.


11-17-2010, 12:45 AM
I reckon we'll be able to put them to work running AW's server any day now!

11-17-2010, 12:46 AM
They are both boys. The shop triple checks, just in case :D

You know hamsters change sex, right?

Mr Flibble
11-17-2010, 12:47 AM
They may have to work in shifts - they are dwarf.

What are the rates of pay? They won't get out of bed for less than half a carrot.

You know hamsters change sex, right? Given the size of their testicles currently (much to daughter's EWWW! when she realised) I'd notice if they disappeared.

11-17-2010, 12:49 AM
You know hamsters change sex, right?I thought that was penguins?

Or zomboons?

Or kinky parakeets (http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae287/scarlettparrish/Parakeet.jpg)? <---NSFW. Srsly.

Mr Flibble
11-17-2010, 01:34 AM
Or kinky parakeets (http://i980.photobucket.com/albums/ae287/scarlettparrish/Parakeet.jpg)? <---NSFW. Srsly.

That is so wrong, dirty and downright kinky, only you could have posted it.

11-17-2010, 01:42 AM
Why thankee.:e2file::e2dance:

Mr Flibble
11-17-2010, 02:03 AM
Hey I'm impressed. I said to the Old Man 'Hey look at this!' He turned round and dropped his phone. He also said a rude word. :D