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KTC
11-16-2010, 05:09 AM
can I be someone else now?

Isn't 44 years enough?

Snowball.....

KellyAssauer
11-16-2010, 05:11 AM
Why.
Can't.
I.
Be.
You?

:D

alleycat
11-16-2010, 05:14 AM
You could disappear, change your identity, live a life of totally freedom while you search for the meaning of it all, write a best-selling book about your experiences, make as much as Rowlings . . . or, you could just go to local bar and have a couple of Molsons and throw darts.

MissMacchiato
11-16-2010, 05:14 AM
sure, you can be someone else.

Who would you like?

I bags being Scarlett Johanssen, so I can do her husband, Ryan Reynolds.

KTC
11-16-2010, 05:16 AM
I want to be a mountain tree.

on a warm mountain.

not a snowy one.

maybe an acacia.

MissMacchiato
11-16-2010, 05:17 AM
it sounds restful. I like restful right now.

KTC
11-16-2010, 05:19 AM
it sounds restful. I like restful right now.

only for 60 years or so, though. then i'll be ready to reincarnate and take the world by storm. i think i'll live in Manhattan. sleep in the park and tell the pigeons to fuck themselves.

and i'll drink from the fountain despite the needles.

alleycat
11-16-2010, 05:20 AM
I want to be a mountain tree.

on a warm mountain.

not a snowy one.

maybe an acacia.
Can you sing that to the tune of the Oscar Meyer wiener song?

KTC
11-16-2010, 05:22 AM
Can you sing that to the tune of the Oscar Meyer wiener song?


no. but i can doe. a deer. a female deer.

alleycat
11-16-2010, 05:23 AM
You're not going to be a good tree with that attitude. You need to bend in the wind.

KTC
11-16-2010, 05:23 AM
You're not going to be a good tree with that attitude. You need to bend in the wind.

i will.

i will bend.

like a tee in de win.

Wayne K
11-16-2010, 05:26 AM
All I need now is a labotomy and some tights

KTC
11-16-2010, 05:28 AM
All I need now is a labotomy and some tights

I wear the required uniform.

Wayne K
11-16-2010, 05:29 AM
And that is...?

alleycat
11-16-2010, 05:30 AM
And that is...?
I'm guessing a pink tutu is the next step . . .

KTC
11-16-2010, 05:32 AM
And that is...?

tights.

Lyxdeslic
11-16-2010, 05:37 AM
tights.That's tights, yo. Fo real, doh.

Lyx

Susie
11-16-2010, 07:50 AM
Are you 44 today, Kevin? Your b-day wasn't listed, but here's a b-day poem if it is :D

Roses are red
Violets are maroon :)
I'm 20 years older -
So for you, a :e2moon:! :D

Just kidding! :D

Death Wizard
11-16-2010, 07:57 AM
Okay now...

this is different from the Colonoscopy thread how?

Ha!

Cliff Face
11-16-2010, 09:10 AM
I wanna be the biggest baddest money tree in the whole Universe!

Mr Flibble
11-16-2010, 12:48 PM
You could disappear, change your identity, live a life of totally freedom

I dream of doing that....one day. Maybe.


I wanna be the biggest baddest money tree in the whole Universe!

I am the world's biggest baddest money-pit tree.

Ken
11-16-2010, 01:43 PM
can I be someone else now?

... Silence of the Lambs. The part where he rips off the guard's face and puts it over his own to make an escape. Might try something similar. Let me know if you need any help. Plenty of selection here to choose from. Might grab me one myself.

Strict confidentiality of course ;-)

KTC
11-16-2010, 02:20 PM
Susie. No. No cake. It wasn't my birthday. You and your cake!

Ken...I don't need a face. I have one. I was hoping for a new incarnation. Big difference.

Kelly...ew. There are no cleansings going on in this thread. That's the biggest difference.

Jim...ha.

Idiot. Me too. Maybe we can do it together. It'll be like a skin peel...for our souls.

Lyx...no...you can't borrow my tights.

robeiae
11-16-2010, 03:57 PM
You'd make a good potato skin.

KTC
11-16-2010, 03:59 PM
You'd make a good potato skin.

so says the foreskin.

robeiae
11-16-2010, 05:02 PM
...or a rhododendron bulb. I could see you as one of those.

kayleamay
11-16-2010, 05:42 PM
I would like to come back as a pulsar. Or maybe a nebula.

KTC would make a good mushroom.

KTC
11-16-2010, 06:15 PM
I would like to come back as a pulsar. Or maybe a nebula.

KTC would make a good mushroom.

mushroom cloud. i'd blow this honky tonk to bits.

kayleamay
11-16-2010, 06:31 PM
I'm sure you would, mushroom man. I'm sure you would.

poetinahat
11-16-2010, 06:43 PM
I think you could be a hat check clerk at an ice rink.

And I said, "Oh boy. Right... again."

Lavern08
11-16-2010, 06:50 PM
I wear the required uniform: Tights.

http://netramblings.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/mantights.jpg

Dang!

KTC
11-16-2010, 06:52 PM
I think you could be a hat check clerk at an ice rink.

And I said, "Oh boy. Right... again."

can i wrap myself in beaver pelts to stay warm? oh. and have hot chocolate delivered on the 1/2 hour. with those miniature marshmallows? and an ipod with the complete bauhaus library?

robeiae
11-16-2010, 06:55 PM
No.

Nothing worse than a prima donna hat check clerk...

poetinahat
11-16-2010, 06:57 PM
Let X = X. You know, it could be you...

(help! I'm trapped in a Laurie Anderson performance piece!)


can i wrap myself in beaver pelts to stay warm? oh. and have hot chocolate delivered on the 1/2 hour. with those miniature marshmallows? and an ipod with the complete bauhaus library?

Yes, of course. Sorry, though, no leg-warmers.

KTC
11-16-2010, 06:57 PM
Let X = X. You know, it could be you...

(help! I'm trapped in a Laurie Anderson performance piece!)



Yes, of course. Sorry, though, no leg-warmers.

i heart you. i'd heart you two times if the leg warmers were thrown in...but you can't have everything, i suppose.

KTC
11-16-2010, 06:58 PM
No.

Nothing worse than a prima donna hat check clerk...

y'er the wrongness. that's the best kind of hat check clerk.

robeiae
11-16-2010, 06:59 PM
How come you never heart me?

poetinahat
11-16-2010, 07:02 PM
i heart you. i'd heart you two times if the leg warmers were thrown in...but you can't have everything, i suppose.
For two times, I'll find some. In Maple Leafs colours. Nothing like a hearty Canadian poet, I allus say.

KTC
11-16-2010, 07:03 PM
How come you never heart me?

if you want, i can pulverize your heart?

robeiae
11-16-2010, 07:04 PM
I'd prefer to have it decimated.

BenPanced
11-16-2010, 07:05 PM
Okay, why are so many people having a birthday so close to mine? I thought I outlawed that years ago.

KTC
11-16-2010, 07:05 PM
I'd prefer to have it decimated.

your wish (this one and only time) is my command.

poetinahat
11-16-2010, 07:06 PM
I'd prefer to have it decimated.
Oooh, metric! Kinky!

KTC
11-16-2010, 07:06 PM
Okay, why are so many people having a birthday so close to mine? I thought I outlawed that years ago.

whose birthday is it???

KTC
11-16-2010, 07:06 PM
For two times, I'll find some. In Maple Leafs colours. Nothing like a hearty Canadian poet, I allus say.

i shall wear them with lethargic canadian poetic pride.

robeiae
11-16-2010, 07:12 PM
Okay, why are so many people having a birthday so close to mine? I thought I outlawed that years ago.
This isn't a birthday thread, it's a "Kevin wears lederhosen" thread.

BenPanced
11-16-2010, 07:15 PM
This isn't a birthday thread, it's a "Kevin wears lederhosen" thread.
PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

KTC
11-16-2010, 07:45 PM
PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!

i see what you're trying to do here. it ain't gonna happen. you'll have to be settled with imagining my lederhosen beatitude. i see you shiver with anticiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii


pation.

SueLahna
11-16-2010, 08:59 PM
Why.
Can't.
I.
Be.
You?

:D

I now have the Cure stuck in my head.
Thanks.
Jerk.

KTC
11-16-2010, 09:04 PM
there is no power greater than the cure. so throw your foot away.

kayleamay
11-16-2010, 10:32 PM
Prevention is better than The Cure. Nah, not really. They only made one album and it sucked.

robeiae
11-16-2010, 11:01 PM
The only thing better than the Cure is, well, every other band that's ever laid down a track.

Aside from The The, of course, but I think that goes without saying.

brainstorm77
11-19-2010, 09:17 PM
Prevention is better than The Cure. Nah, not really. They only made one album and it sucked.

So said the doctor...

KTC
11-20-2010, 12:05 AM
The only thing better than the Cure is, well, every other band that's ever laid down a track.

Aside from The The, of course, but I think that goes without saying.

shut up. twice.

KTC
11-20-2010, 12:06 AM
Why does everybody always want to harsh on the cure. stinky morons. i've been a fan since 79. i've seen them 9 times in concert...and i'll see them again. we have indoctrinated our children into the cure cult. so robieiaieiaeiaiiaieiaeia can piss up a rope and poop in his hat. i say that with the deepest respect.

cray
11-20-2010, 12:12 AM
kevin,

we support you. we love you. yes, rob is tool. he's not right. he's a football bat.


always,

cray

KTC
11-20-2010, 12:14 AM
kevin,

we support you. we love you. yes, rob is tool. he's not right. he's a football bat.


always,

cray

not only am i quoting this for posterity, i'm also breaking the screen off my laptop and framing it.


PS...what a pretty face under all that battery.

Devil Ledbetter
11-20-2010, 02:00 AM
Why does everybody always want to harsh on the cure. stinky morons. i've been a fan since 79. i've seen them 9 times in concert...and i'll see them again. we have indoctrinated our children into the cure cult. so robieiaieiaeiaiiaieiaeia can piss up a rope and poop in his hat. i say that with the deepest respect.Plus, you rode a roller coaster with Fat Bob.

Prediction: You will love The XX.

KTC
11-20-2010, 02:07 AM
Plus, you rode a roller coaster with Fat Bob.

Prediction: You will love The XX.

yes. i did. at canada's wonderland. weirdness follows me...but how dare you call him fat bob!!!!


XX???? please enlighten me. I don't listen to the radio...except for 97.3 Boom in Toronto. I'm an 70s/80s CDs kind of guy.

KTC
11-20-2010, 02:09 AM
i'm listening to Crystallized. good stuff!

Devil Ledbetter
11-20-2010, 05:02 AM
That whole album is the bomb. I didn't hear them on the radio. They were at Bonnaroo. They were part of my pre-Bonnaroo homework.

Fat Bob was a term of endearment my best friend and I used for Robert Smith in college. He will always be Fat Bob to us.