Why pandas aren't breeding

Mr Flibble · Nov 13, 2010

This seemed to er, frivolous for P&CE soo

The great David Attenborough reveals why pandas have trouble breeding. Position is everything. (Note, graphic panda porking pictures and penis phrasing)

I though Quickwit might get some tips

seun · Nov 13, 2010

Reminds me of an old joke about why the dinosaurs died out.

But this isn't the place. :evil

scarletpeaches · Nov 13, 2010

Boy pandas need to put on some Barry White, buy some flowers, make an effort...

Mr Flibble · Nov 13, 2010

And maybe reply to some of those spam messages

scarletpeaches · Nov 13, 2010

Not the one I got this morning from Prince Danny of Nigeria, asking to use my bank account to transfer funds to the UK for dying children.

Mr Flibble · Nov 13, 2010

No, the ones that make you wonder 'Did they not notice that my email address includes a woman's name, and therefore I probably haven't got the bits they suggest I enlarge'

seun · Nov 13, 2010

IdiotsRUs said:
No, the ones that make you wonder 'Did they not notice that my email address includes a woman's name, and therefore I probably haven't got the bits they suggest I enlarge'

I get a load of emails about lactation. Funnily enough, I don't open them.

Mr Flibble · Nov 13, 2010

We should swap spam. Apparently viagra will do wonders for my staying power? *snortle*

Vito · Nov 13, 2010

I assumed pandas aren't breeding 'cause they're all getting into that "secondary virginity" thing. Guess I was wrong.

Perks · Nov 13, 2010

I liked that article. Thanks for the link, Lady.

PoppysInARow · Nov 13, 2010

Perhaps if we gave pandas viagra they would try harder?

Why pandas aren't breeding

Mr Flibble

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

seun

Horror Man

scarletpeaches

Mr Flibble

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

scarletpeaches

Mr Flibble

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

seun

Horror Man

Mr Flibble

They've been very bad, Mr Flibble

Vito

Recalled to life

Perks

delicate #!&@*#! flower

PoppysInARow

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