I don't think I've seen one of these. I'll start!
Dear Editing Process,
I hate you. I really do. And apparently, the feeling is mutual. And yet, there is love there too. I know you're good for me, for our novel, but you are totally overwhelming me.
Please stop.
Love, Miss M.
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Dear New Novel Idea,
You're so bright and shiny. Not to mention, totally alluring. But I have a novel already. We're in the process of finishing up, but until that time, well, you'll just have to wait. I can't offer you the kind of commitment you deserve until then.
Love, Miss M
Dear Editing Process,
I hate you. I really do. And apparently, the feeling is mutual. And yet, there is love there too. I know you're good for me, for our novel, but you are totally overwhelming me.
Please stop.
Love, Miss M.
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Dear New Novel Idea,
You're so bright and shiny. Not to mention, totally alluring. But I have a novel already. We're in the process of finishing up, but until that time, well, you'll just have to wait. I can't offer you the kind of commitment you deserve until then.
Love, Miss M