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11-08-2010, 08:48 AM
I miss the good 'ol 1997 show Daria. The show about a cynical and sarcastic teenage girl living through her years at the insane school of Lawndale High. I just love all the remarks and little things that Daria says. One of my favorites is: " Isn't modeling for people who drop out of high school to pursue a career based solely on youth and looks, both of which are inevitably declared dead at age 25?" ~Daria

Anyone else have a favorite quote?

Caitlin Black
11-08-2010, 09:44 AM
My favourite quote is the entire series.

11-08-2010, 09:47 AM
lol. Probably the episode where daria's family go camping, and her parents and sister go crazy after eating some wild berries.

Quinn rambling about the 'glitterberries' is pretty hilarious.

And of course pretty much anything Trent says. Or doesn't say. Ha, he was too funny for words.

"Hey daria."


Caitlin Black
11-08-2010, 09:49 AM
I love how Trent starts coughing whenever he laughs, but you never see him smoking.


11-08-2010, 02:31 PM
"I'm stuck up on the roof with a bimbo and a goof"

11-08-2010, 03:35 PM
I can do a pretty accurate imitation of trent. Just thought I'd add that fuel to the bonfire of daria greatness. LOL

11-08-2010, 04:19 PM
"I like having low self-esteem. It makes me feel special." - Jane

Jane was always my favorite. :)

11-08-2010, 04:34 PM
"I'm the misery chick"

11-08-2010, 04:38 PM
"Sometimes your shallowness is so thorough, it's almost like depth."

Oughtn't this thread be in the Movies and TV bit?

Ol' Fashioned Girl
11-08-2010, 04:52 PM
Even though I love 'Daria' and always hoped I'd grow young and be more like her... I'm thinkin' Bmwhtly is right and I'm gonna twitch my nose and send us all over to 'Movies and TV'. Fasten your seat belts and return your tray tables to their upright positions, please.

Celia Cyanide
11-08-2010, 08:52 PM
peer counselor: *reading from paper* You...too...can make....friends. Ma-a-a-king friends....can be......."

Daria: Fun? Exciting? Purple? WHAT?!

peer counselor: You made me lose my play-ace!

11-11-2010, 08:05 AM
There's no such thing as "below sub zero".

11-11-2010, 08:24 AM
I wanted to be Daria!

Trent: Do you ever feel like you’re wasting your life, Daria?
Daria: Only when I’m awake.

11-11-2010, 04:50 PM
Trent: We'll never sell out.
Jane: Because that would mean someone was interested in buying.

11-12-2010, 01:44 AM
Mr. O'Neill: You probably think about the dark side all the time.
Daria: The...dark side? Are we talking about "The Force"?

I loved that episode. :D

11-14-2010, 04:03 PM
I can't shoot my mother, at least not with paint

11-14-2010, 04:04 PM
Haven't you ever heard the expression, "Get the hell away from me?"

11-14-2010, 04:06 PM
I don't have low self esteem. It's a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else.

Shadow Dragon
11-14-2010, 04:25 PM
I don't have low self esteem. It's a mistake. I have low esteem for everyone else.

That's probably my favorite one.

11-15-2010, 01:37 AM
One that has always stuck with me was one of Quinn's.

"My pores are cute! My pores are tiny! You're fired!"

11-16-2010, 03:32 PM
Quinn "It was like that thing, you know, mornonic."

Jane "You mean ironic."

Daria "Actually I think she had it right."

11-17-2010, 02:12 AM
Brittany: Are you in a play or something?
Daria: Yes, I'm playing Mrs. Lincoln before she went crazy.
Brittany: I didn't know she went crazy!
Jane: Oh, yeah. That's why Lincoln shot himself.
:ROFL::roll: I loved that episode.

04-12-2011, 02:46 PM
Jane: Money. Money, money. I love money. I'd shovel it down my throat if I could.
Daria: You're kidding, right?
Jane: Of course, Daria. I'd chew it slowly and stop when I felt full.

Ben, who's being youtubing.