A brunette goes into an emergency room and tells the nurse, "I have to see a doctor right away! My entire body is in terrible pain and I don't know why!"
The nurse says, "Okay, come right in to the examination room."
A few minutes later, the doctor comes in and says, "Okay miss, tell me what the problem is."
The brunette says, "Well, everywhere I touch, I feel jolts of terrible pain! Everywhere!," and then proceeds to touch different spots on her body, letting out a loud "ouch" each time.
The doctor looks at her, steps back and looks at here, again. "Tell me miss," he says," are you a natural brunette?"
The brunette says, "No, I'm really a blonde."
"Ah, I thought so," says the doctor. "I know exactly what your problem is, you've got a broken finger!"