Fight Night: a zombie baboon v. Gerry Butler

And the winner would be...

  • Ignatius Vomitous Boon

    Votes: 6 75.0%

  • Gerry "I belong to Ol' Bag" Butler

    Votes: 2 25.0%
  • Total voters
    8

scarletpeaches

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In the red corner, Ignatius Vomitous Boon:
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In the blue corner, Gerry "I belong to Ol' Bag" Butler:
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Please give reasons for your choice.
 
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Baboon wins it in five.

Reason: because. baboons always win it in five. that's how long it takes to rip the face off the contender. the contender, if they don't die immediately, will wrap themselves up in the corner, fetal position, and weep like a baby...because they are mourning the loss of their face.

what they don't realize is that the baboon will throw said face back at their bare skull...once it comes out the other end.
 

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KTC said:
Baboon wins it in five.

Reason: because. baboons always win it in five. that's how long it takes to rip the face off the contender. the contender, if they don't die immediately, will wrap themselves up in the corner, fetal position, and weep like a baby...because they are mourning the loss of their face.

what they don't realize is that the baboon will throw said face back at their bare skull...once it comes out the other end.
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Kevin, I appreciate your well-thought-out answer.

I also mourn for the rest of AW, because you have made it nigh on impossible to follow up such reasoning with anything other than a "Hurrah!"
 
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scarletpeaches said:
Kevin, I appreciate your well-thought-out answer.

I also mourn for the rest of AW, because you have made it nigh on impossible to follow up such reasoning with anything other than a "Hurrah!"
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i'm the number one expert in the field of baboon-fighting research. i've interviewed several baboons and not a small amount of faceless people.
 
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I say ol' bag could take KTC and the baboon in 30 seconds flat.
 
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Problem is, once Butler's killed and done et, he'll only come back once. Zombie 'boons keep coming back over and over.
 
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