Shyne-ta Claus
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*rifles through the man bag*
Sorry my undead friend, but I seem to be fresh out of both. I do, however, have a couple of sparklers and *get this* a gently used horse! Draw back is it's from a *unintelligible* brothel
Sorry my undead friend, but I seem to be fresh out of both. I do, however, have a couple of sparklers and *get this* a gently used horse! Draw back is it's from a *unintelligible* brothel
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Dear Shynola Claus,
I would very much like a new job for Christmas. I want one that is at least occasionally fun, doesn't destroy my joints and doesn't require me to be a human punching bag. Normal human work hours would be preferable too.
I would also like a vacation to one of those places where kids aren't allowed and I'd get to sit in a cabana and drink rum all day.
And if you could manage it, a new ending to my WIP that doesn't sound like a contrite piece of shit would really make me smile.
I know that's a lot, so if you can't do all of those things I'll settle for a pack of Bubblemint Orbit.
Sincerely,
Tinker-K, age 10 + 10 + 10 + 8
I would very much like a new job for Christmas. I want one that is at least occasionally fun, doesn't destroy my joints and doesn't require me to be a human punching bag. Normal human work hours would be preferable too.
I would also like a vacation to one of those places where kids aren't allowed and I'd get to sit in a cabana and drink rum all day.
And if you could manage it, a new ending to my WIP that doesn't sound like a contrite piece of shit would really make me smile.
I know that's a lot, so if you can't do all of those things I'll settle for a pack of Bubblemint Orbit.
Sincerely,
Tinker-K, age 10 + 10 + 10 + 8
Oh! Oh!
Can I have a new personality?
One that's...
well...
you know...
nice?
but can I have it right after I finish this WIP?
(I just hate rewrites)
Can I have a new personality?
One that's...
well...
you know...
nice?
but can I have it right after I finish this WIP?
(I just hate rewrites)
Mine vision isn't what it used to be dearest Tinker. I thought your request to SIT in a cabana said something else. Anyway...
*rifling through ze' bag* No cabana, but, and I'm extremely pleased to bring this to you; I have bus fare and a transfer. Both of those will get you to my ace's house where you'll be able to enjoy only the finest libations to be sipped, while wrapped in a brown paper bag. I'm slightly jealous.
Early retirement
(and enuf $$$$ to live comfortably, and give to a few charities)
so I can finish my WIPs.
(and enuf $$$$ to live comfortably, and give to a few charities)
so I can finish my WIPs.
Early retirement
(and enuf $$$$ to live comfortably, and give to a few charities)
so I can finish my WIPs.
I'll give you an EBT card with $2k worth of foodstamps on it and enough cigarettes to last you and your family the rest of your lives.
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All I want for Christmas is two vampiric teeth.
Also, did you know that Word doesn't recognise the word "Vampiric" even though it recognises "Vampirism"... :/
Also, did you know that Word doesn't recognise the word "Vampiric" even though it recognises "Vampirism"... :/
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*grabs ze' bag*
I do have a large can of pringles. Unfortunately it's half full, and it's the holiday special, pumpkin ranch *wth*.
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- Joined
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