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shyne
10-14-2010, 04:52 PM
Sit *pats lap*, and tell Shyne Cringle what you'd like for Christmas. Fella's we have a chair right next to that there elf where you can make yourselves comfortable.

entropic island
10-14-2010, 04:55 PM
A bagel would be nice.

shyne
10-14-2010, 04:59 PM
*grabs giant man bag*

We seem to be fresh out of bagels, however we do have diet ruining Krispy Kreme doughnuts. Been on the counter for a week but eh *shrug*...

Button
10-14-2010, 05:08 PM
I want a rocket ship and a pony.

regdog
10-14-2010, 05:13 PM
A winning lottery ticket

shyne
10-14-2010, 05:19 PM
*rifles through the man bag*

Sorry my undead friend, but I seem to be fresh out of both. I do, however, have a couple of sparklers and *get this* a gently used horse! Draw back is it's from a *unintelligible* brothel

kayleamay
10-14-2010, 05:58 PM
Dear Shynola Claus,

I would very much like a new job for Christmas. I want one that is at least occasionally fun, doesn't destroy my joints and doesn't require me to be a human punching bag. Normal human work hours would be preferable too.

I would also like a vacation to one of those places where kids aren't allowed and I'd get to sit in a cabana and drink rum all day.

And if you could manage it, a new ending to my WIP that doesn't sound like a contrite piece of shit would really make me smile.

I know that's a lot, so if you can't do all of those things I'll settle for a pack of Bubblemint Orbit.

Sincerely,
Tinker-K, age 10 + 10 + 10 + 8

KellyAssauer
10-14-2010, 06:05 PM
Oh! Oh!
Can I have a new personality?
One that's...
well...
you know...

nice?

but can I have it right after I finish this WIP?
(I just hate rewrites)

shyne
10-14-2010, 06:34 PM
A winning lottery ticket


You can have Shyne-Ta's. Only worth a buck but it's the thought that bans.

shyne
10-14-2010, 06:41 PM
Dear Shynola Claus,

I would very much like a new job for Christmas. I want one that is at least occasionally fun, doesn't destroy my joints and doesn't require me to be a human punching bag. Normal human work hours would be preferable too.

I would also like a vacation to one of those places where kids aren't allowed and I'd get to sit in a cabana and drink rum all day.

And if you could manage it, a new ending to my WIP that doesn't sound like a contrite piece of shit would really make me smile.

I know that's a lot, so if you can't do all of those things I'll settle for a pack of Bubblemint Orbit.

Sincerely,
Tinker-K, age 10 + 10 + 10 + 8

Mine vision isn't what it used to be dearest Tinker. I thought your request to SIT in a cabana said something else. Anyway...

*rifling through ze' bag* No cabana, but, and I'm extremely pleased to bring this to you; I have bus fare and a transfer. Both of those will get you to my ace's house where you'll be able to enjoy only the finest libations to be sipped, while wrapped in a brown paper bag. I'm slightly jealous.

JimmyB27
10-14-2010, 06:45 PM
I want a rocket ship and a pony.
I would like a rocket-pony and a ship.

Lavern08
10-14-2010, 07:21 PM
Early retirement

(and enuf $$$$ to live comfortably, and give to a few charities)

so I can finish my WIPs. ;)

shyne
10-14-2010, 07:29 PM
Early retirement

(and enuf $$$$ to live comfortably, and give to a few charities)

so I can finish my WIPs. ;)

I'll give you an EBT card with $2k worth of foodstamps on it and enough cigarettes to last you and your family the rest of your lives.

Silver King
10-15-2010, 05:03 AM
Moving this one to Special Occasions, where other early Christmas threads have found their way.

Cliff Face
10-15-2010, 05:30 AM
All I want for Christmas is two vampiric teeth.

Also, did you know that Word doesn't recognise the word "Vampiric" even though it recognises "Vampirism"... :/

Cella
10-15-2010, 05:45 AM
A can of Pringles would be nice. And don't be a scrooge about it, either. Give me the big one.

Silent Rob
10-15-2010, 04:41 PM
Nothing that's been near Santa's happy sack.

Cella
10-15-2010, 04:47 PM
:roll:

shyne
10-15-2010, 05:02 PM
Nothing that's been near Santa's happy sack.

Jealous much?

shyne
10-15-2010, 05:05 PM
A can of Pringles would be nice. And don't be a scrooge about it, either. Give me the big one.

*grabs ze' bag*

I do have a large can of pringles. Unfortunately it's half full, and it's the holiday special, pumpkin ranch *wth*.

Silent Rob
10-15-2010, 06:59 PM
Jealous much?

Eunuch.










:ROFL:

shyne
10-15-2010, 07:04 PM
You didn't deny you were staring though...

Silent Rob
10-15-2010, 07:59 PM
One of those Canadian pharmacies has me on commission, yanno.

shyne
10-15-2010, 08:00 PM
Shyne-Ta's lap cannot recover from such trauma