It's a conspiracy! Or more specifically, 'product placement'. Don't believe me? Oh, you will, you doubters! After 'Calvin & Hobbes', 'Blondie', possibly 'Peanuts', ('Rex Morgan, M.D.' for some of you older folks), 'Doonsbury', 'Bizarro' (ha! I that Pirarro guy is hilarious!) - what's the only other Sunday comic you turn to on a regular basis?
It's about a loser and his dog and cat, with the occassional unlucky and oft-victimized spider...
Not sure? You know of which lasagne-obsessed furball I speak; an obese, orange menace!
Otherwise known as 'Garfield'.
One wonders for how long (and how much!) the dark and secretive Administration for the Propagation of Lasagne and Lasagne Products (APOLALP) has been paying Jim Adams to depict his creation devouring the savoury dish. Just picture ground meat, stuffed with cottage cheese, noodles, sometimes spinach, topped with gooey Mozzeralla, baked altogether. You can even smell it, can't you?
How many of you, after your leisurely Sunday morning coffee and breakfast have picked up the funnies and upon reading about Garfield's latest gastronomic conquest, commented to your significant other: "Hey, Honey, howabout lasagne for dinner tonight?"
You see? You've all said: "Yes! Come to think of it, I have!"
And it's now a worldwide epidemic, not just Armenia ('cause I did hear some of you reply 'sí', 'oui' and 'eh?'. Everywhere Garfield can be read, nay, everywhere that Garfield has been propagated, lasagne consumption has been steadily on the rise for two decades. Armenia is just another sad, unfortunate victim of this plague.
I would say more, but I fear APOLALP's agents might be listening in, so before I go,
"BOYCOTT GARF - "
...connection lost.