View Full Version : Enable Me

10-01-2010, 05:29 AM
Here's how it works. Post what you want that you feel guilty about getting, then the next person 'enables' you with a good reason why you should get it, and posts their own 'want'.

For example.

George desperately wants the entire pokemon cards series which has just come up for sale on ebay.

Sallypostalot says:
You should totally get it, because then we can trade

I'll start.

Someone enable me to get:

A huge neon sign from starbucks

Cliff Face
10-01-2010, 05:36 AM
That neon sign could save your life while out jogging, and it makes a nice conversation piece.

I want a Cort EVLX Guitar that costs like $750.

10-01-2010, 05:49 AM
$750 is cheap compared to other guitars, and it'll probably be a collector's piece one day....

I want a pair of black louboutin heels that retail for close to $1k, australian

Cliff Face
10-01-2010, 05:52 AM
You can never have too many heels, and if you act rich, riches will follow.

I want a new laptop, purely so I can watch DVDs in bed.

10-01-2010, 06:06 AM
Well, hey, bed is the only time you have for watching DVD's, since all your waking time is spent playing that sweet Cort EVLX... and most of the DVD's are guitar masterclasses. :Guitar:

I want a whole bunch of chrome trim gadgetry for my Vespa.

Cliff Face
10-01-2010, 06:11 AM
Chrome is sexy and gadgetry is the future. You'd be doing a public service by buying that stuff.

I want black silk pillowcases.

10-01-2010, 06:20 AM
you're like, 75% more likely to get laid if you have silk pillowcases, and they're undoubtedly easy to launder.

I want to go on a trip to Japan

10-01-2010, 06:23 AM
Japan has The Most Amazing black silk pillowcases...

I want a third coffee, and it's not even lunchtime

10-01-2010, 06:25 AM
think how much more productive you'll be!

I want to do my hair in rockabilly style tomorrow for the races... but maybe I'll look over the top?

10-01-2010, 07:01 AM
It looks spectacular on Janelle Monae. Why not you?

I want a tall, cold can of Rockstar Juiced Orange.

Cliff Face
10-01-2010, 07:14 AM
Rockstar rocks, and it makes you cooler than a smoker with a leather jacket.

I want my own house.

10-01-2010, 08:10 AM
Cool! Then I'll have an excuse to visit you, eat all your food, drink all your beer, sit on your furniture, break it, call you a lousy host for having such crappy furniture, and then leave!

I want a black denim Utilikilt.

Cliff Face
10-01-2010, 09:42 AM
You should totally buy a black denim Utilikilt, just so you can show me what the hell it is to ease my curiosity.

I want to pay an Italian chef to teach me how to cook and speak Italian at the same time. Not that that's a disaster waiting to happen... some guy yelling for me to pass the olive oil in Italian, and me handing him a fork...

10-01-2010, 09:45 AM
you totally should. What if there's some kind of disaster and everyone's minds gets reset into italian except yours? You'd be screwed.

I want to get a new iphone

Cliff Face
10-01-2010, 11:08 AM
With an iphone you could surf AW while away from computers. Think of all the extra rep points you'd get!

I want to buy a vowel.

10-01-2010, 12:10 PM
Go for it, buying vowels are actually only 250$...Vanna told me so.

I want to win the lottery.

Cliff Face
10-01-2010, 12:36 PM
Better for you to win it than someone who won't appreciate it.

I want... pasta.

10-01-2010, 01:35 PM
Have some pasta, then! Why shouldn't you? You've paid your debt to society.

I want a brand new pair of roller skates.

10-01-2010, 03:47 PM
Roller Skates are great, they're vintage compared to roller blades.

I want to just have fun

Cliff Face
10-01-2010, 04:25 PM
Fun leads to enlightenment - have a blast!

All I want for Christmas is my two sharp teeth.

10-01-2010, 05:24 PM
Great! i love sharp teeth, that would be sexy.

I wanna play all day!

10-01-2010, 05:38 PM
Playing releases endorphins which makes you in a better mood, and an overall happy, stress-free person. You should play all day!

I want to take a day off work and watch all the back episodes of Teen Mom.

10-01-2010, 05:58 PM
That's a great show, it's very informative. You should take the day off to watch a marathon of it.

I wanna Monster.

10-01-2010, 06:26 PM
Go for it - Monsters make really great BFFs.

I want a pair of purple boots for the winter.

10-01-2010, 06:40 PM
Purple really brings out the splotches of Bubonic Plague on you. Do it!

I want friends that don't laugh at me.

10-01-2010, 08:40 PM
Do it! Everyone needs a mime.

I want to retire on San Juan Island. Right now.

10-01-2010, 08:42 PM
you should totally get friends that dont laugh at you. its your turn to do that laughing.

i wanna show my clevage on sesame street.

10-02-2010, 01:31 AM
Everyone should show their cleavage on Sesame Street, because Katy Perry did.

I want a dog to narrate my next MS.

10-02-2010, 01:38 AM
Oh wow, me too! I would have it bark up a storm.

I wanna nother beer

10-02-2010, 03:02 AM
You need to start talking to more intelligent people.

I want to travel back in time and meet Lord Byron.