Snooki's writing a novel

What's good for the book industry is good for me.

What's good for the book industry is good for me.

*deep breath*

What's good for the book industry is good for me.

Ah, there we go. Now I believe it!

Also, this is great:

An open letter to Snooki

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

unfuckingbelievable

Weer awl jelose loosers.

One question: Is she supposed to be attractive, in some way?

She looks like Al Jolson with OCD

despite admitting that she’s only only read two books

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How is that possible? Didn't she read in school? Yikes!

lol! Okay, seriously. Shouldn't this give us hope that if that....

creature

can get published, the rest of us are a shoe-in?

That's the way it works, right? That HAS to be the way it works.

kuwisdelu said:

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

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don't kid yourself. there is injustice on all planets. then again, maybe the snooki on a different planet wouldn't be so ugly.

What's a snooki?

JimmyB27 said:

What's a snooki?

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don't google-image the word...unless you have a cast iron stomach. she causes the gag reflex to go into overdrive.


her face could stop a Mack truck!

regdog said:

Does anyone really believe that she will have anything to do with actually writing the book? She might give a couple of names and places or an idea of how the couple will meet at best, and some poor staff ghostwriter will write the book.

Snooki will get her name on the cover and photo on the backflap and go on the promo tour. And all the while she and the publisher will laugh their way to the bank.

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of course. ghostwriting is becoming an even more lucrative thing now that illiterate people are getting their 16 minutes of fame.

yes...it was upgraded to 16 minutes. reality tv is to blame for this.

Who?

And does this mean I need to get my head out of books and take notice of the real world for a change?

regdog said:

Does anyone really believe that she will have anything to do with actually writing the book?

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Having read some of the links in the OP and learnt a little about this delightful example of humanity (first link has a wonderful description: "FLAKE, cow, loser, slut, idiot, airhead, trash, penguin, creep, moron, midget, freak, Oompa-Loompa, nobody."), I'll be surprised if she even reads it.

JimmyB27 said:

Having read some of the links in the OP and learnt a little about this delightful example of humanity (first link has a wonderful description: "FLAKE, cow, loser, slut, idiot, airhead, trash, penguin, creep, moron, midget, freak, Oompa-Loompa, nobody."), I'll be surprised if she even reads it.

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That is a PERFECT description for her. Though I'm a little sad for Roald Dahl.

Perhaps instead of focusing on silly things like grammar, plot, and other such nonsense, this forum should be dedicated to tips on how to be such a drunken, public buffoon that you garner enough attention to land yourself a book deal.

Aaaaargh!

The apocalypse is upon us.

It really is the End of days, isn't it? **sigh**

What's next? "The Situation" is awarded an honorary doctorate from Princeton?

Yeah, I really shouldn't post what I really think about this. I came too close recently to being banninated and I'd like to stay unbanninated.

Honestly guys, it really doesn't matter. Celebrity books don't take shelf space away from "real" books. They aren't in the same category. What celebrity books are is the closest thing a publisher has to a guaranteed bestseller (though not always). This means that the publisher will make tons of money off of something that doesn't take much effort and hopefully with the earned cash this will give publishers a chance to take risks on books that might be a trickier sell. Think of these books as a part time job, making money for publishers and allowing them to do what they really want to, and that's publish "real" books.

And, yes, it's kind of funny that she doesn't read, and she clearly won't be writing the thing. And it does annoy me that worthless people get to make so much money and people like teachers, social workers, nurses, etc don't. But still. Don't worry about the actual publication. It doesn't affect our work.

Our souls maybe, but not our work.

JimmyB27 said:

What's a snooki?

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