The Mark E Smith Guide to Writing Guide

Fall frontman, sarcastic talisman, Mancunian wordsmith shares secrets.

Genius or lunatic, either way, the Fall are an acquired taste. But the step-by-step plan to writing success is fun and foolproof. See if you can't relate to him at all!

This clip had me in stitches; I love this sort of thing. YMMV, of course.

Heh... it's very much like procrastination and writer's block (and drunkenness) are integral to The Process. The lines between cred, pose and satire are pub-mat thin.