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poetinahat
09-22-2010, 07:52 AM
Talk Like a Pirate Day has come and gone again. I miss it already... or I will, when my throat recovers from all the Arrrrrrrspiration.

Anyhoo, that got me thinkin', and talkin' to some o' me mates. There are so many other days we could have.

So, with that, we interrupt your regular stream or robeiae polls, just long enough to ask the musical question:

What other Talk-Like-A... days should we dollop onto the ol' calendar?

Vote early, vote often!

Cliff Face
09-22-2010, 10:03 AM
We should all talk like valley girls, every day. Totally.

night-flyer
09-22-2010, 10:22 AM
Poetinahat, why are you bringing up your throat issues here? Are you seeking medical advice? Go see a doctor, for crying out loud.
This will not be tolerated


Mobster day would be cool, too!

:D
*hides in the corner*
*waits to be banned*

Silent Rob
09-22-2010, 02:16 PM
We should all talk like valley girls, every day. Totally.

I'm with Cliff on this one. Obv.

PS. Cliff - 'totally' is like so last week. It's just 'toats' now. Like, for info and whatevs.

Wayne K
09-22-2010, 02:36 PM
:popcorn:

Shakesbear
09-22-2010, 03:11 PM
Talk like Shakespeare. But - would we understand each other?



I only speak right on;
I tell you that which you yourselves do know;
Show you sweet Shakespeare's words, poor poor dumb mouths,
That should speak them: but
I would ruffle up your spirits and put a tongue
To every word of Shakespeare that should move
Your bones to rise and mutiny.

Mr Flibble
09-22-2010, 03:22 PM
I don't know about you Shakebear, but we could have some fun talking like cockneys....these guys wouldn't understand that either.

Thusly

I only speak wite on; i tell ya that which ya yourselves do know; sha ya sweet shakespeare's dickie birds, On The Floor poor stinky Kingdom Come mouths, that should speak them: but i would ruffle up your spirits and put a Brigham Young to every Dicky Bird of shakespeare that should move your Tom Jones ter rise and mutiny.

Shakesbear
09-22-2010, 03:29 PM
Lor luva a duck! We'll be mutt and Jeff with their Zeta Jones!

See yer round the Johnny Horner in the rubadub?

Mr Flibble
09-22-2010, 04:35 PM
Get on the dog , luv, I'm in the battle with an Aristotle of easy rider waiting for ya.

ETA: translation upon request. I don't charge much.

Ol' Fashioned Girl
09-22-2010, 04:45 PM
Y'all're a riot! Yes, ya are! Sweeter'n honey on a warm day, bless yer li'l cotton socks! If'n y'all'll come South a tad, we'll whip up some Mint Juleps and some Southern (like there's any utha kind!) Fried Chicken an' we'll slip on downta the crick an' have us a picnic!

An' just where are all our Scot and Irish clans, eh?

Cliff Face
09-22-2010, 05:29 PM
And if you come all the way South down to South Australia, we can have a BBQ. Crikey!

Silent Rob
09-22-2010, 05:36 PM
Howay, we cannat have arl this without a geet raj geordie contribution, like.

Cliff Face
09-22-2010, 05:39 PM
He's talking in tongues! Get him!

*piles on*

robeiae
09-22-2010, 05:40 PM
Word on the street is, IdiotsRUs walks like a pirate. If you know what I mean.


Anyway, I think we should all talk like Bob Hope. That would make me very happy.

Chris P
09-22-2010, 05:41 PM
Every day is a good day to TALK LIKE A MONSTER TRUCK RALLY AAAAAAAANNOUNCERRRRRR!!!!

That would be the most non-stop EXCITEMENT allowed by law!!! We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need the EDGE!

aproductionofAbsoluteWriteforentertainmentpurposes onlysonowageringplease

Shakesbear
09-22-2010, 06:03 PM
Get on the dog , luv, I'm in the battle with an Aristotle of easy rider waiting for ya.

ETA: translation upon request. I don't charge much.

'ere! Wotcha doing aving easy rider from an Aristotle? I wants mine George Raft!

BenPanced
09-22-2010, 06:04 PM
*bans everybody*
*locks thread*
*closes forum*
*sells domain name*

robeiae
09-22-2010, 06:06 PM
You're talking like a jack-booted mod...

Mr Flibble
09-22-2010, 06:13 PM
'ere! Wotcha doing aving easy rider from an Aristotle? I wants mine George Raft!


Oops. I'll get ya your tiddly then we can Scapa for a Ruby. Ian Beale?

ETA: Innit.


Word on the street is, IdiotsRUs walks like a pirate. If you know what I mean. Drop dead sexy and dressed in leather? You bet.

Shakesbear
09-22-2010, 06:29 PM
Oops. I'll get ya your tiddly then we can Scapa for a Ruby. Ian Beale?

ETA: Innit.

Drop dead sexy and dressed in leather? You bet.


Ah now! I'd want me jockies! But its' yer rolls.

Ian Beale? Isle o' Wight!

Priene
09-22-2010, 07:21 PM
Ah now! I'd want me jockies! But its' yer rolls.

Ian Beale? Isle o' Wight!

Apples and pears stone the crows Mary Poppins it's well nang innit?

Hip-Hop-a-potamus
09-22-2010, 07:24 PM
I sink we should all talk like Maurice Chevalier, wiss bad Fronch accents. Like in History of ze World. Part I. :D

"We're so poor we don't even have our own language! We all talk like Maurice Chevalier! Hooow hoow hoow!"

Shakesbear
09-22-2010, 07:34 PM
Apples and pears stone the crows Mary Poppins it's well nang innit?


You are making it up aren't you?

Mr Flibble
09-22-2010, 07:48 PM
I sink we should all talk like Maurice Chevalier, wiss bad Fronch accents. Like in History of ze World. Part I. :D

"We're so poor we don't even have our own language! We all talk like Maurice Chevalier! Hooow hoow hoow!"


No, we should have 'Talk like 'Allo 'Allo' day!

Zee Fallen Madonna wiz ze big boobies!


I haf a little tank...

God Moaning. The resist-once have accqo-aired a bum. They are going to ex-plod the whaleway brodge


(you should all try the game Monty Python Fluxx. You get extra points for talking in a silly accent. You stupid woman!)

Shakesbear
09-22-2010, 08:23 PM
Yep! 'Allo 'Allo! My favourite Officer Crabtree quote:
"I was pissing by the door, when I heard two shats. You are holding in your hand a smoking goon; you are clearly the guilty potty."

BenPanced
09-22-2010, 08:32 PM
You're talking like a jack-booted mod...
Not boots, but still wearin' some awssum kicks!

http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/00096rg3

Priene
09-22-2010, 08:35 PM
You are making it up aren't you?

You mean Londoners actually make sense when they're talking? I thought they just select patois words at random, intersperse with obscenities and then pretend to understand each other.


Anyway, I'm taaking Geordie from naa like. I'm gannin doon the toon for some broon. Howay, weors me bait?

benbradley
09-22-2010, 09:12 PM
:popcorn:
That's it, I vote for Eat Popcorn day!

BenPanced
09-23-2010, 12:51 AM
HEY, YOU! DON’T WATCH THAT! WATCH THIS! THIS IS THE HEAVY, HEAVY MONSTER SOUND, THE NUTTIEST SOUND AROUND! SO IF YOU’VE COME IN OFF THE STREET AND ARE BEGINNING TO FEEL THE HEAT, WELL, LISTEN, BUSTER, YOU BETTER START TO MOVE YOUR FEET TO THE ROCKINGEST ROCK STEADY BEAT OF MADNESS! ONE STEP BEYOND! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzRTXyxmg30)

robeiae
09-23-2010, 12:58 AM
This is why the 80's sucked so bad.

night-flyer
09-23-2010, 01:02 AM
Now, I do declare! All these fine foreigners gathered at Tara.
Oh my! I just don't know what I'm gonna do! My little heart goes pitter-patter.

Where are my servants?!

I shall make me a dress, out of these fine curtains, for the occasion.
Tea? Anyone?

*waves handfan*

Has anyone seen my Rhett??

Shakesbear
09-23-2010, 01:19 AM
You mean Londoners actually make sense when they're talking? I thought they just select patois words at random, intersperse with obscenities and then pretend to understand each other.

Only one thing I can reply to that :wag:

:banana:< isn't he cute?



Anyway, I'm taaking Geordie from naa like. I'm gannin doon the toon for some broon. Howay, weors me bait?

That's not Geordie - that's north of Watford! :tongue

poetinahat
09-23-2010, 02:00 AM
This is why the 80's sucked so bad.

Can't dance, eh? Cheer up... you'll always have Warrant.

robeiae
09-23-2010, 02:13 AM
I can dance if I want to.

SWest
09-23-2010, 02:17 AM
What? No cool and groovy hippie lounge action? What-am I gonna do with all this fringe and these beads? :D

*squinches down into beanbag chair and sips pink lava lamp*

Ko-ko-ka-choo, dude.
:)

robeiae
09-23-2010, 02:18 AM
It's the new Jan Brady! Groovy...

SWest
09-23-2010, 02:19 AM
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha...! :rolleyes:

Mr Flibble
09-23-2010, 03:00 AM
You mean Londoners actually make sense when they're talking? I thought they just select patois words at random, intersperse with obscenities and then pretend to understand each other.

I thought that was Geordies?


Anyway, I'm taaking Geordie from naa like. I'm gannin doon the toon for some broon. Howay, weors me bait?

Exhibit A

Actually rhyming slang is great for talking 'in code' when you're out of London. :D

poetinahat
09-23-2010, 04:21 AM
Maybe you all can decode this gem for us then?...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g133/poetinahat/funny/britspub-minneapolis-minnesota-42068-l.jpg

robeiae
09-23-2010, 04:23 AM
Enough with the French-speak, already!

dolores haze
09-23-2010, 04:35 AM
I'm taking the Nightboat to Cairo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EW3hhL7FyA&ob=av2e) to get away from you nutters.

Mr Flibble
09-23-2010, 05:03 AM
Maybe you all can decode this gem for us then?...

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g133/poetinahat/funny/britspub-minneapolis-minnesota-42068-l.jpg

A pictorial reference te the best playce fre lasses beeah an' shagging.

Hip-Hop-a-potamus
09-25-2010, 07:17 AM
A pictorial reference te the best playce fre lasses beeah an' shagging.

With a luvely Bayeux tapestry sort of theme going on. Niiice!

Priene
09-25-2010, 09:48 AM
Bayeux is a proper Geordie word an aal. As in gan an Bayeux pint pet.

Unique
09-25-2010, 05:40 PM
Talk Like a Mime Day.

:evil

poetinahat
09-27-2010, 06:38 AM
Talk like an Egyptian (way-oh, way-oh)

tiny
09-27-2010, 07:11 AM
Drill Sergeant with blade hand. I choose to be the loud yelling one... but the hubs is the close up in your face quiet scare the crap out of you type.

writerterri
09-27-2010, 08:03 AM
OMG! Shut. Up.

writerterri
09-27-2010, 08:04 AM
Talk like an Egyptian (way-oh, way-oh)


Oh, wait, I like this one!


And don't touch my Tuts.

poetinahat
09-27-2010, 08:05 AM
Oh, wait, I like this one!


And don't touch my Tuts.
I see you baby... shakin' that asp...

writerterri
09-27-2010, 08:07 AM
HEY, YOU! DONíT WATCH THAT! WATCH THIS! THIS IS THE HEAVY, HEAVY MONSTER SOUND, THE NUTTIEST SOUND AROUND! SO IF YOUíVE COME IN OFF THE STREET AND ARE BEGINNING TO FEEL THE HEAT, WELL, LISTEN, BUSTER, YOU BETTER START TO MOVE YOUR FEET TO THE ROCKINGEST ROCK STEADY BEAT OF MADNESS! ONE STEP BEYOND! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzRTXyxmg30)

what?

writerterri
09-27-2010, 08:08 AM
I see you baby... shakin' that asp...


Those are my milk shakes... chocolate. :D

Inky
09-27-2010, 08:32 AM
here...allow me ta' 'splain...

Word for today: fitba'
(fit-baw)
dialect, chiefly Scot - n.

1) (m) the beautiful game.

2 (f) stupid game involving 22 grown men (and 3 officials of dubious parentage and eyesight) kicking a lump of leather around a field, often sparking irrational behaviour, bad language and blind devotion to a team or player, to the detriment of normal marital relations
(see fitba' widow)

Priene
09-27-2010, 12:23 PM
what?

Buster, he sold the heat. With a rocksteady bea-eat.

poetinahat
09-27-2010, 12:36 PM
Buster, he sold the heat. With a rocksteady bea-eat.

An earthquake is erupting, But not in Orange Sta-reet...

JimmyB27
09-27-2010, 03:27 PM
Well, I say chaps, I rather think it would be jolly spiffing if we talked like upper class toffs, what? Bring a bit of much needed class to this thread, eh?
Well, toodle-pip fellows, anyone for cricket, what what?

Mr Flibble
09-27-2010, 03:39 PM
I say Tarquin old bean, what a bally good idea, don'tcha know. I'll bring the scones and jam, you bring the shotgun and bear traps to keep the riff raff out. I've been teaching my hound to scare them away, but he's eaten three under-gardners this week and he's got an upset tummy, haven't you Tricky Woo? Jolly good show that dog.

Priene
09-27-2010, 03:42 PM
Ah, Jimmy and Idiots have finally found their true voices. Bless.

Mr Flibble
09-27-2010, 03:48 PM
Ah, Jimmy and Idiots have finally found their true voices. Bless.


Tarquin, quick, there's a pleb! Release the hounds! Tally ho!

dolores haze
09-27-2010, 04:23 PM
Och aye! It's a fine day fur the killin' o' sassenachs!

Mr Flibble
09-27-2010, 04:41 PM
Or hof course we could all natta dig Ali G an' da West Staines - dat's me turf - Massiv, cos we iz ard innit, me Julie.

Priene
09-27-2010, 05:03 PM
Or hof course we could all natta dig Ali G an' da West Staines - dat's me turf - Massiv, cos we iz ard innit, me Julie.

Now you've gone back to your normal accent.

JimmyB27
09-27-2010, 05:54 PM
I say Tarquin old bean, what a bally good idea, don'tcha know. I'll bring the scones and jam, you bring the shotgun and bear traps to keep the riff raff out. I've been teaching my hound to scare them away, but he's eaten three under-gardners this week and he's got an upset tummy, haven't you Tricky Woo? Jolly good show that dog.


Or hof course we could all natta dig Ali G an' da West Staines - dat's me turf - Massiv, cos we iz ard innit, me Julie.
By jove, imposter! Jeeves, hand me my shotgun and release the hounds!

Mr Flibble
09-27-2010, 09:41 PM
Now you've gone back to your normal accent.

Slightly off I have to say. Plus I don't have a Me Julie. Unless I've got a Me Me and I'm spelling my name wrong. Innit.

Unique
10-01-2010, 03:44 PM
:crazy: