Smarmy Innuendo?

Ahem.

I wish we could have a good, steamy sex talk thread, but I'd probably get into trouble for encouraging others to behave in a bawdy manner.

Silver King said:

I wish we could have a good, steamy sex talk thread, but I'd probably get into trouble for encouraging others to behave in a bawdy manner.

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There's always the Erotica board.

Oh, you crazy kids!

rhymegirl said:

There's always the Erotica board.

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Yes, but I meant in this room.

We haven't had anything even remotely controversial discussed here in ages. Jen and I must be doing a heavy handed stellar job of maintaining the peace in this forum.

Silver King said:

I wish we could have a good, steamy sex talk thread, but I'd probably get into trouble for encouraging others to behave in a bawdy manner.

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Not so much for the encouraging, but rather for getting exactly what you wished for, then swooping in later and locking the thread for "getting out of hand."

But I still love you...

speaking of hands...

anyone seen the lotion?

I've got some home-made lotion in a container with a crank handle.

Silver King said:

I wish we could have a good, steamy sex talk thread, but I'd probably get into trouble for encouraging others to behave in a bawdy manner.

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You'd have to lock it because it would inevitably turn into an ED discussion, then people would start talking about what worked for them, all kinds of ideas advice would be offered then there would be another announcement that AW is not the place....

you didn't know that hand lotions come with a warming sensation these days?

gives a tingling sensation when you blow

You guys lost?

I thought I was in the Bordello.

*checks the thread again*

Oops. My bad.

*gasp*

Oh, my virgin eyes, such debauchery.

You have no idea how long I've waited to use this, Wicked. LOL

that's what he said.

We have an NC-17 area in the Erotica forum. But to get in you have to tip the bouncer.

She likes Lindt truffles.

Not that I'd know.

I'm a good bunny.

Red, I think you've been associating with the Big Bad Wolf for far too long.

oh...OH! associating, yeah.. I get it *wink wink*

Synonym said:

You have no idea how long I've waited to use this, Wicked. LOL

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What, you doubt my sincerity?
I mean, we all know what a delicate little flower I am. Such harsh language could wilt my petals.

*snicker*

KellyAssauer said:

Geez Red, I didn't notice until now, do you always ride side-saddle?

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Side-saddle on a Harley? Blasphemy! Those engines were made to be stradled!

I shall dub thee Princess Droopy. LOL