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Today is my lady's birthday and I will consequently be treating her right.
But just exactly how right should I treat her? You decide.
FULL DESCRIPTION OF SURVEY OPTIONS:
1. Don a rhinestone encrusted jumpsuit and a chest wig and serenade her with a medley of Barry White classics
2. Cover my torso with premium olive oil and treat her to an hour long 'gun' show (with optional 'Firefighter of 2010' video in case this fails to impress her)
3. Set her up with her own AW account and embark on an orgy of posting that will only end when we are both sated
4. Perform an interpretive dance, likening myself to Orlando Bloom and her to an eggplant
But just exactly how right should I treat her? You decide.
FULL DESCRIPTION OF SURVEY OPTIONS:
1. Don a rhinestone encrusted jumpsuit and a chest wig and serenade her with a medley of Barry White classics
2. Cover my torso with premium olive oil and treat her to an hour long 'gun' show (with optional 'Firefighter of 2010' video in case this fails to impress her)
3. Set her up with her own AW account and embark on an orgy of posting that will only end when we are both sated
4. Perform an interpretive dance, likening myself to Orlando Bloom and her to an eggplant
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