Pining for the fjords

Tomorrow, thanks to a donated holiday, I sail for lands of big hulking Viking-type men, oh, and fjords. D) That is, Norway. Yes, I will be bringing back a big blond as a memento. If I can fit him in my suitcase. He doesn't even need to be blond...

Do not break the internets while I am gone.

I'm in training so when I meet Viking SP (miller...) I shall be up to speed. He'd better be oiled and ready by the time I get back, or he's in even more trouble

IRU - bring me back a burnin' hunk o' love and no, I don't mean crotchrot.

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Any hunka hunkas are MINE! You may have them when I've broken them.

Wait, did you finally get your vacation from council?

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All I got from them was a headache and a request to leave my bin where it'll obstruct the pavement for entire time I'm away. ><

SPMiller said:

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Are you oiled yet and if not, why not? Hmm?

scarletpeaches said:

I am the one and only SP.

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Yeeees, but I wouldn't film Viking porn with you. I don't swing that way, darlin'.

Silver King said:

I trust you'll let us know whether his usertitle is an accurate description or just wishful thinking on his part.

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It better not be wishful thinking*, or it's the frying pan for him. Not as if that's important in any way...




*I think his title was, um, handed to him rather than chosen, and he just kept it, because, well, what man wouldn't?

Maxinquaye said:

What? Idiots trampling around the homelands? Cor...

Whatever you do, don't try surhaj or smalahove if you find it on the menu.

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Dare I ask? Or can I guess? Thanks for the tip...

Back half a day and I'm pining for the fjords already. It was ZOMG glorious, beautiful, haunting....I want to go back. NOW! (and it gave me an idea for a book too )


*looks up how to emigrate to Norway*

Although £4 for a coke is a bit on the steep side.