Jed's Cigar & Humidor Room

*lights up a Padron and exhales*

Ahhhh.

Oh, that reminds me. I stopped at a cigar store the other day and noticed it had a No Smoking sign on the door. Wisconsin just passed a stupid no public smoking law and you can't smoke cigarettes in the cigar bar. You can smoke cigars and cigarillos, but no cigarettes. Don't want anyone dying from second hand cigarette smoke, you know.

KellyAssauer said:

Come in here, dear boy, have a cigar.
You're gonna go far...

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I thought that line sounded familiar.

Ooh, this place looks nice.

**Pulls out a cigar, lights, and takes a big drag**

Ahhh, that feels better

Can I smoke a pipe in here?





A bubble pipe, of course...

I thought this was called the Cigar smoking and Humidor Emporium. When did it get changed to Pot?

Silver King said:

I thought that line sounded familiar.

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RIP Richard...

I had to pop out for a moment to post in another thread. Back now.

**takes another drag of his cigar**

Oh boy, that is good.

Err, yeah, who changed the title? Dino?

I haven't lit up a vicious doobie in years!

But I do chain-smoke cigarettes when I'm bored. I buy Australian brands, because I have little money, but I used to smoke Stuyvesants when I had the cash.

jvc said:

Err, yeah, who changed the title? Dino?

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No, sir. If it were me, I'd have changed it to include hashish.

Can't get really decent cigars around here. It just aint fair. I'm on Henri Wintermans at the moment. They aren't bad.

Silver King said:

No, sir. If it were me, I'd have changed it to include hashish.

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Hmm, that just leaves one other. Jen?

Or maybe it was someone else.

**takes another drag of cigar**

What was I saying?

So, is the room segregated? Cigars on one side, cigarettes on the other. Or do we have to stand out back in the alley as usual?

Hmm, this room is much better than smoking on my driveway where poisonous caterpillars walk around, seeking out manflesh to inject and devour...

*lights up*

Cliff, do they not have bug spray down there?

KellyAssauer said:

Have a seat Syn, I'll get ya a light...

Now close your eyes and remember
what it feels like
to smoke...
indoors...

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I'd forgotten what it was like. It ... feels ... goooood

*Coughs, peeks in and waves hi to Jed 'n all his 'kin' and leaves s to enjoy after the cigars, etc.

*eats cake*

Ah, yes, we have bug spray, but really it just pisses them off and makes them come at you with knives.

Australian bugs, man! They're frickin' huge, and most of them have opposable thumbs. I once saw a cockroach the size of a child push in line at the supermarket, and I was like, "Hey, man, get to the back of the line," and he was like, "I'll fucking knife you!"

Yeah.

Cigarettes in the rain,
Oh, what a shame,
Falling water - insane,
The smoke it cannot tame.

*bows*

i don't smoke but I love the smell of cigar smoke...does that mean I can hang out here too?

DONE

will I get better tips if I wear a smaller top underneath that jacket?

and maybe lose the hat?

thank you Kelly

I'll do my best to offer service with a smile

Susie said:

*Coughs, peeks in and waves hi to Jed 'n all his 'kin' and leaves s to enjoy after the cigars, etc.

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Hi Susie You're great, thank you for the cake

KellyAssauer said:

Good morning everyone!

just letting every one know that the danish tray is out and the coffee is ready...

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Sweet, loving this place

milly said:

thank you Kelly

I'll do my best to offer service with a smile

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And service with a smile, too. Double sweet