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Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 09:43 AM
A thread for all practitioners of the art.

*jazz hands*

ejaycee
08-04-2010, 10:26 AM
*jazz paws*

I've never been able to get that hand part quite right.

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 10:28 AM
Stick around and we'll have you doing spirit fingers before you know it.

alleycat
08-04-2010, 01:32 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/31/66831554_1e1630590f.jpg

ejaycee
08-04-2010, 01:40 PM
Ah, AC. I've said it before and I'll say it again: you really know how to spruce up a thread. :D

Spirit fingers sounds interesting, but in case you hadn't noticed, wallabies don't have fingers either. So I think I'm stuck with paws.

*jazz tails*

That, too, I suppose. :D

alleycat
08-04-2010, 01:41 PM
Ah, AC. I've said it before and I'll say it again you really know how to spruce up a thread.

Thanks.

http://www.insidesocal.com/pets/JazzHandsKitten.jpg

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 01:56 PM
Everything's there to be jazzed, if only you know how.

alleycat
08-04-2010, 02:11 PM
Jazz feet!

http://www.nyc-plus.com/nycp1/toes.gif

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 02:13 PM
That's the extreme sports version of jazz hands.

alleycat
08-04-2010, 02:15 PM
Can we bring our vuvuzelas?

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 02:16 PM
Vuvuzelas are the acoustic equivalent of jazz hands - perfect for any occassion.

ejaycee
08-04-2010, 02:17 PM
That toe. It's going to give me nightmares.

alleycat
08-04-2010, 02:18 PM
She's giving someone "the toe".

ejaycee
08-04-2010, 02:25 PM
*squints* I think she's just hoping really, really hard that she doesn't fall over. Can't exactly cross your fingers like that.

KTC
08-04-2010, 02:35 PM
http://cdn.thefreshxpress.com/freshxp/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/ugly-toe-nails.gif
Jazz nails!

ejaycee
08-04-2010, 02:42 PM
Gah! And I was just about to go to sleep, too.

EDIT: though I believe Rob will approve of that "gah!"

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 02:43 PM
...

...

...

...is that what they call sock and awe? Gah!

ejaycee
08-04-2010, 02:50 PM
GAH!

Well, that's about enough feet I can take for the evening. Wasn't this thread about hands?

*frantic jazz paws*

Guardian
08-04-2010, 03:01 PM
http://roflrazzi.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/128851193687011413.jpg

ejaycee
08-04-2010, 03:26 PM
Yay! Jazz Han!

*canned groaning*

Button
08-04-2010, 03:52 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/6/11/128892135171133468.jpg

http://truefire.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/spock.jpg

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4OEjpDT1VbI/SpHjVZmy47I/AAAAAAAAA9s/1EwK7kmC2a8/s320/Jazz+hands.jpg

http://chrishei.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/spock.jpg

http://www.incgamers.com/images/screenshots/15382orig.jpg

http://www.geekologie.com/2010/04/27/spocker-shocker.jpg

Guardian
08-04-2010, 03:59 PM
RE: the last picture
The shocker =/=jazz hands. Lol, look it up. Interesting that the older guy looks like a priest, though. Lawlz

Also re: the huge picture of a billion people
Is that KEVIN SPACEY in the middle? Eh? eh?! Looks like 'im.

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 04:05 PM
No, that's Button's mum.

*jazz hands*

Guardian
08-04-2010, 04:07 PM
Ah, I should have seen the unicorn horn and bug eyes.

*jazzy jazz hooves*

ejaycee
08-04-2010, 04:19 PM
I approve of the geeky jazz hands.

*jazz geeks*

Button
08-04-2010, 04:42 PM
The Cajun walked behind me and spotted the title of the thread and then all the people with their hands pointed out and then laughed.

"I thought it said "jizz" for a moment. I was about to be completely grossed out by your forum."

XD

BenPanced
08-04-2010, 05:09 PM
http://pics.livejournal.com/benpanced/pic/000bwxrg

Lavern08
08-04-2010, 05:36 PM
Will a single *Jazz Hand* do? Please say yes, because I lurve this picture:

http://givemetherock.com/images/knicks/Buckwheat.jpg

Button
08-04-2010, 05:39 PM
It's half a jazz. So it's only a zz.

StoryG27
08-04-2010, 05:44 PM
http://rlv.zcache.com/jazz_hands_tshirt-p235101077897900885qmkd_400.jpg

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 05:47 PM
I never realised that jazz hands could be so suggestive before.

Lavern08
08-04-2010, 05:53 PM
^ Quit yer lying - You knew we'd fall for this old trick!

http://www.toplessrobot.com/trix.jpg

StoryG27
08-04-2010, 05:55 PM
I never realised that jazz hands could be so suggestive before.
Riiiiiiiiight.

StoryG27
08-04-2010, 05:56 PM
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/29473/original/celebrity-pictures-tommy-lee-jones-jazz-hands.jpg?1260063028

Lavern08
08-04-2010, 06:02 PM
^ Tommy Lee?

Nice! :)

StoryG27
08-04-2010, 06:06 PM
^ Tommy Lee?

Nice! :)
Thanks. I do try.

:D




http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/jazz-hands-demotivational-poster-1223176332.jpg

kayleamay
08-04-2010, 06:12 PM
<--- I changed my avatar.

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 06:20 PM
<--- I changed my avatar.

I heart you so hard right now it should be made illegal.

Lavern08
08-04-2010, 06:24 PM
I heart you so hard right now it should be made illegal.

Why you two-timing Bum!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Qzd9HIsRWeA/SS5dsLhI22I/AAAAAAAAQto/7DLnuBGR7hw/s400/Joan+Axe.bmp

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 06:27 PM
Why you two-timing Bum!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Qzd9HIsRWeA/SS5dsLhI22I/AAAAAAAAQto/7DLnuBGR7hw/s400/Joan+Axe.bmp

Don't worry, Lavern. The way I feel about you is already illegal.

ROAR :D

*jazz hands*

Lavern08
08-04-2010, 06:31 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sBhu_DIeiuY/Ryn4QZEwVeI/AAAAAAAAAVE/vL0fRldvTpI/s320/blushing+girl.jpg

Shadow_Ferret
08-04-2010, 06:35 PM
I had to Google jazz hands just to understand this thread.

I'm sorry I did it. I should have just walked away.

Haggis
08-04-2010, 06:45 PM
http://www.alrosemusic.com/look/ChickenJazzHands.jpg

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 06:45 PM
I had to Google jazz hands just to understand this thread.

I'm sorry I did it. I should have just walked away.

You're a member of a very special club now. One that you're not allowed to leave.

*jazz hands*

BenPanced
08-04-2010, 07:09 PM
Not to be confused with "spirit fingers".

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 07:12 PM
Spirit fingers are only to be used with extreme caution, by highly trained special ops jazz handers.

Button
08-04-2010, 07:54 PM
Are spirit fingers anything like chicken fingers?

If so, I'll order them next time I'm at Burger King.

kayleamay
08-04-2010, 08:08 PM
http://aquilani.theoffside.com/files/2008/09/spiritfingers.jpg


As you can see, spirit fingers are much more complex.

kayleamay
08-04-2010, 08:12 PM
Note the detail. A rookie might mistake this for jazz hands, but weathered veterans understand the nuances. Don't worry. In time you'll understand.

http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2010/1/3/129070124229533192.jpg

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 08:17 PM
*promotes kaylea to black belt*

*jazz hands* Domo arigato.

kayleamay
08-04-2010, 08:19 PM
Does that come with Golden City Shrimp?

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 08:22 PM
It does for you, sensei.

*jazz hands, golden city shrimp spillage*

kayleamay
08-04-2010, 08:27 PM
And the spamsters want in on the action too. Not a bad first showing.

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/8/26/andjazzh128642606560237149.jpg

Haggis
08-04-2010, 08:42 PM
Duncan?:e2cry:

Button
08-04-2010, 08:43 PM
:snoopy::hooray::Jump::Hail::TheWave::e2woo::e2bea r::e2drown::e2arms:

Are these jazz hands or spirit hands?

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 08:44 PM
Duncan?:e2cry:


:ROFL:

Sorry, too much Schadenfreude?

*jazz hands*

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 08:45 PM
:snoopy::hooray::Jump::Hail::TheWave::e2woo::e2bea r::e2drown::e2arms:

Are these jazz hands or spirit hands?

They're amateur posturings.

But you get a jazz hands pin button for enthusiasm. :D

Button
08-04-2010, 08:51 PM
But you get a jazz hands pin button for enthusiasm. :D

:D *Jazz hands!*

Silent Rob
08-04-2010, 08:53 PM
:D *Jazz hands!*

We should work a high five in there as well. :D

shyne
08-04-2010, 09:08 PM
Is that a jazz hand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Button
08-04-2010, 10:22 PM
We should work a high five in there as well. :D

*moves for a handshake, a wrist shake, a hand bop, hand slide, hand wave, hand shake, thumb wrestle, high five, low five, fingersnap, and finally... a fist bump*

Because that's the published author secret hand shake.

StoryG27
08-05-2010, 08:43 AM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/132/407913888_d5afdd557b.jpg

kayleamay
08-05-2010, 08:48 AM
^ Also known as QW's standard greeting for women.

Silent Rob
08-05-2010, 12:04 PM
I've got a lot of jazz in my pocket.

kayleamay
08-05-2010, 01:03 PM
Is that why you jingle when you walk?

Silent Rob
08-05-2010, 01:06 PM
No, that's from the leg irons.

Wayne K
08-05-2010, 01:10 PM
I thought your jazzhand was your :censored

Wayne K
08-05-2010, 01:10 PM
Live and learn

Silent Rob
08-05-2010, 01:13 PM
You must be thinking of the disco stick.

robeiae
08-05-2010, 04:43 PM
Evil spirit fingers (http://online.wsj.com/media/dick_cheney_ssh_20080612172252.jpg).

shyne
08-05-2010, 04:45 PM
You must be thinking of the disco stick.

A little boogie is better than nothing

Silent Rob
08-05-2010, 04:54 PM
Evil spirit fingers (http://online.wsj.com/media/dick_cheney_ssh_20080612172252.jpg).

That made me forsake politics for all time.


A little boogie is better than nothing

Tell that to Cheney.

Button
08-05-2010, 05:00 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/29/129013408928733114.jpg

So this is what jazz hands is really about.

Lavern08
08-09-2010, 06:54 PM
Ok, true story...


Mr. Hunny and I went out to eat on Saturday night.

About 3 minutes after our entrees arrived, the server returned to our table and asked: "How is everything?"

Mr. Hunny said: "Everything's fine."

However, I looked at our server, Dale, and just gave him ...

...wait for it,







Yep,




* Jazz Hands *

Silent Rob
08-11-2010, 12:49 PM
Ok, true story...


Mr. Hunny and I went out to eat on Saturday night.

About 3 minutes after our entrees arrived, the server returned to our table and asked: "How is everything?"

Mr. Hunny said: "Everything's fine."

However, I looked at our server, Dale, and just gave him ...

...wait for it,







Yep,




* Jazz Hands *



And this is why I've reserved a special place for you in my harem, Ms.08.

*jazz hands*

kayleamay
08-11-2010, 03:07 PM
Maybe I should start doing jazz hands for my patients. You know, to boost their spirits...and stuff.

Silent Rob
08-11-2010, 03:36 PM
Maybe I should start doing jazz hands for my patients. You know, to boost their spirits...and stuff.


*checks harem capacity*

Why yes, I believe you could start doing that.

*jazz hands*

Button
08-11-2010, 03:48 PM
*jazz hands*

Sorry, what were you saying?

KTC
08-11-2010, 03:50 PM
Maybe I should start doing jazz hands for my patients. You know, to boost their spirits...and stuff.

and if you don't like being around them so much, you could just cut your hands off and have them bronzed in a lovely jazz hands pose...eternally. Something lovely they can mount on their wall or place on the mantle piece.

kayleamay
08-11-2010, 04:31 PM
and if you don't like being around them so much, you could just cut your hands off and have them bronzed in a lovely jazz hands pose...eternally. Something lovely they can mount on their wall or place on the mantle piece.

Sad as it sounds, there are times when I would consider this if it meant I didn't have to walk in to another patient room.

Silent Rob
08-11-2010, 04:42 PM
Sad as it sounds, there are times when I would consider this if it meant I didn't have to walk in to another patient room.

Please repeat this with extra pizzazz.

Lavern08
08-11-2010, 09:03 PM
** Pizzazz Jazz Hands **



Because it's "Hump Day"

Haggis
08-14-2010, 12:21 AM
Jazz Hands

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/BlobandtheSous-Chef_300dpi-3.jpg?t=1281730820


Coming to a computer near you on August 27th, courtesy of Aspen Mountain Press. :D

backslashbaby
08-14-2010, 01:09 AM
OK, who edited the wikipedia entry? :ROFL:


In Canada, jazz hands are often used to relieve the tension of uncomfortable business meetings. It is not uncommon to use jazz hands in combination with blurting out an expression such as "let it shine" in order to keep a meeting civil.[citation needed (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Citation_needed)] The Canadian businessperson is a diverse cohort; recent sociological inquiry indicates the jazz hands meeting outburst is less common than once thought, perhaps a regional or even defunct phenomenon. "Let it shine" however remains in common use.

backslashbaby
08-14-2010, 01:19 AM
Oh, sorry!

*Jazz Hands*

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2519/3723136688_840d7117fb_m.jpg

Williebee
08-14-2010, 01:35 AM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4138/4889325008_b3ab4bf7eb_m.jpg

Jazz Hands (http://www.milesdavis.com/us/home)

Lavern08
08-14-2010, 07:09 PM
^ Most Excellent, Williebee :)

alleycat
08-14-2010, 07:13 PM
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4138/4889325008_b3ab4bf7eb_m.jpg

Jazz Hands (http://www.milesdavis.com/us/home)

That's Reverse Jazz Hand.

Williebee
08-14-2010, 07:21 PM
You would have preferred, "The Hands of Jazz"?

hmm, works both ways.

kayleamay
08-14-2010, 07:24 PM
http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/11/21/129033305502306676.jpg

Must...have...jazz hands.

KTC
08-14-2010, 07:25 PM
OK, who edited the wikipedia entry? :ROFL:

It's true. Us Canadians ALWAYS use jazzhands in our business meetings. Do you have a problem with this?

alleycat
08-14-2010, 07:45 PM
Oh, sorry!

*Jazz Hands*

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2519/3723136688_840d7117fb_m.jpg
Jazz Hand shouldn't not be done by children under 6 years of age. It can lead to a permanent disability, and to always playing a plant in the school play.

backslashbaby
08-15-2010, 12:49 AM
It's true. Us Canadians ALWAYS use jazzhands in our business meetings. Do you have a problem with this?

Oh, no. I was just curious. *backs away*

I believe the French prefer spirit fingers.

*Jazz Hands*

KTC
08-15-2010, 01:07 AM
Oh, no. I was just curious. *backs away*

I believe the French prefer spirit fingers.

*Jazz Hands*


l'esprit doigts. oh yes. never order poutine in montreal without l'esprit doigts.

Xelebes
08-15-2010, 01:08 AM
You see, the E/S has been slipping in the last two quarters, prompting the comptroller to cut on the marketing budget by one and a half percent over the next four quarters to see if the marketing staff can take the blow and not lose the efficiency we have been getting out from them. Now Ben, here, is proposing that we reduce the cut to the marketing budget by only reducing the costs we incur by the food expenses that they make and leave everything else. Gord, our FOO, has agreed that the sentiments from the floor workers have been questioning the market budget and is poising to make the Christmas work party to be rather heated if they don't see cuts made. Marketing staff say that that won't work and well, they propose holding back sales in the event of any cut. The HR department is confident we can make these cuts but I heard Janet and Steve, our HR and marketing department heads respectively, have been fighting. Well, not really fighting. More like wrestling with spiked heels in eyes and belts around throats and well. . . .


***jazz hands***

Let it shine. . . .

Silent Rob
08-16-2010, 12:26 PM
I find the direction this thread is taking most pleasing.

*jazz hands*

alleycat
08-16-2010, 01:40 PM
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/04/jazz-hands-cat-2.jpg

Haggis
08-16-2010, 04:47 PM
Jazz paw

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o15/Damnhaggis/th_sirhaggis.jpg?t=1281962777

Button
08-16-2010, 05:24 PM
http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/festivals/shaunofdead-zombie.jpg

*Zombie jazz hands*

Lavern08
08-16-2010, 07:28 PM
Gah, Button...

...That pic just ruined my plans for lunch! :flag:

Silent Rob
08-16-2010, 07:33 PM
Gah, Button...

...That pic just ruined my plans for lunch! :flag:

Brains?

*jazz brains*

Susie
08-16-2010, 07:36 PM
which art is this? choco art? I'm in! :D

Lavern08
08-16-2010, 08:11 PM
** Chocolate Jazz Hands **

BardSkye
08-16-2010, 10:43 PM
Gah, Button...

...That pic just ruined my plans for lunch! :flag:

Were you planning on having zombie?







** JAZZ HANDS**

Lavern08
08-16-2010, 11:28 PM
Were you planning on having zombie?

As a matter of fact, I was - With a side of Garlic Fries :tongue

BardSkye
08-17-2010, 02:26 AM
Mmm... garlic...




JAZZ HANDS!

shyne
08-17-2010, 03:47 PM
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1402/funnyface.jpg

cray
08-17-2010, 04:51 PM
is that qw?

Button
08-17-2010, 04:54 PM
I'd make that ugly face, too, if a dirty Yankee was comin'.


*jAzZ hAnDs*

Lavern08
08-17-2010, 05:23 PM
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/1402/funnyface.jpg

This pic made me laugh so loud, the bookkeeper just buzzed me and asked "What's so funny?"

...And she works in another part of the building! :D

** Silly, silly Jazz Hands **

shyne
08-17-2010, 05:24 PM
This pic made me laugh so loud, the bookkeeper just buzzed me and asked "What's so funny?"

...And she works in another part of the building! :D

** Silly, silly Jazz Hands **


Idle jazz hands are the devils play toy...

Lavern08
08-17-2010, 05:32 PM
True, but one ** Jazz Hand** is worth two in a bush.

shyne
08-17-2010, 05:34 PM
JOL

Lavern08
08-17-2010, 05:38 PM
** ROFJMBO **

BardSkye
08-17-2010, 09:48 PM
** GARLIC JAZZ HANDS**

kayleamay
08-18-2010, 05:12 AM
I'm lightening my hair...and I might even go blonde.





BLONDE JAZZ HANDS!

Button
08-18-2010, 05:49 AM
Funny, I was thinking of maybe red next time.

*red head jazz hands!*

kayleamay
08-18-2010, 05:57 AM
I'm just hoping I don't end up with carrot jazz hands.

Silent Rob
08-18-2010, 12:25 PM
*Carrot Top jazz hands!*

Oh noes!

kayleamay
08-18-2010, 01:00 PM
http://eyesoftheunderground.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/5c23f_carrot-top-20091123223703.jpg


Remember when he was human? Ah, Vegas...it changes people.


BTW: ended up brunette with reddish highlights. Damn red is hard to get rid of.

Silent Rob
08-18-2010, 01:05 PM
http://eyesoftheunderground.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/5c23f_carrot-top-20091123223703.jpg


Remember when he was human? Ah, Vegas...it changes people.


BTW: ended up brunette with reddish highlights. Damn red is hard to get rid of.


The right hand one's you isn't it? Say hi to Tom Jones from me!

kayleamay
08-18-2010, 01:09 PM
You have to admit, the eyebrows are tres more impressive.

Silent Rob
08-18-2010, 01:19 PM
They're like jazz eyebrows. That is impressive.

kayleamay
08-18-2010, 01:25 PM
I'm pretty sure that one on the left is Ron Howard.

Lavern08
08-18-2010, 07:45 PM
** Bionic Jazz Hand **

http://www.funny-potato.com/images/funniest-pictures/funny-hands/robot-hand.jpg

kayleamay
08-18-2010, 07:45 PM
Does that come with a no arm hair option? If so, I want three.

Lavern08
08-20-2010, 06:50 PM
** TGIF Jazz Hands ** :D

Silent Rob
08-20-2010, 06:57 PM
Shazam! The jazz hands do not lie.

*jazz hands*

kayleamay
08-20-2010, 07:05 PM
I just wrapped three boys in tinfoil and dressed my daughter in an old Halloween costume with glitter spiderwebs on the sleeves.


SHINY JAZZ HANDS!

Button
08-20-2010, 07:12 PM
*pretty jazz hands*

kayleamay
08-20-2010, 07:13 PM
Oh, that is pretty.

Button
08-20-2010, 07:14 PM
It took tinkering.

Lavern08
08-20-2010, 07:27 PM
^ Bans Button for *tinkering*


(I know, rong thread)

** So what? Jazz Hands **

shyne
08-20-2010, 07:31 PM
Banning in the wrong thread = Spazz Hands

Button
08-20-2010, 07:47 PM
*gets the boot!* :D

*Crawls back anyway*

Lavern08
08-20-2010, 07:58 PM
^ ** Feisty Jazz Hands **

kayleamay
08-20-2010, 08:02 PM
Turkey Sammich Jazz Hands!

BardSkye
08-21-2010, 11:55 PM
That just made me hungry for turkey, which I don't got. However, I do have tandoori chicken slices. It'll have to do. Time for breakfast.



**JAZZ HANDS**

KTC
08-21-2010, 11:58 PM
http://t.chzbgr.com/ThumbnailCache/templateView/images.cheezburger.com/imagestore/2009/12/4/5a46df80-b7da-4401-90d6-3652742b3ff7.jpg

BardSkye
08-22-2010, 01:22 AM
:Shrug:I didn't even know you could have ** JAZZ FEET**




** J A Z Z H A N D S **

Button
08-22-2010, 01:30 AM
Mmm. Sammich. I've got roast beef and spinach...

Jessianodel
08-22-2010, 04:45 AM
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/29469/original/political-pictures-john-mccain-jazz-hands.jpg?1260062977

Jean Marie
08-22-2010, 07:01 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/128288825100746250jazzhands.jpg

Silent Rob
08-23-2010, 01:07 PM
This thread is becoming surprisingly showbiz.

*jazz hands*

Button
08-23-2010, 03:33 PM
*school girl jazz hands!*

I'm off!

Lavern08
08-23-2010, 06:48 PM
** Missed Breakfast - Where's My Lunch? Jazz Hands **

http://comps.fotosearch.com/comp/FDC/FDC001/roast-beef-sandwich_~902008.jpg

Lavern08
08-24-2010, 06:15 PM
** We went to O'Charley's last night and the food was just ok, but at least it was free, because someone gave Mr. Hunny a gift card for his birthday, Jazz Hands **

BardSkye
09-07-2010, 07:46 AM
The thread dropped to PAGE 5! How could we allow that to happen?

Some of us have not been practising our JAZZ HANDS nearly enough.

kayleamay
09-07-2010, 08:52 AM
That's not true and I'm hurt by the accusation! I jazz-handed a woman after accidentally hitting her with my shopping cart at Costco just yesterday afternoon. I've just been too busy lurking to post. That is all.

Cliff Face
09-07-2010, 11:30 AM
I'm getting better at guitar. Why?

Jazz hands!

BardSkye
09-07-2010, 11:57 AM
That's not true and I'm hurt by the accusation! I jazz-handed a woman after accidentally hitting her with my shopping cart at Costco just yesterday afternoon. I've just been too busy lurking to post. That is all.


Apologies. I also noticed you JAZZ HANDed somebody in a different thread, too. For some reason, it just didn't migrate magically to this thread.

:thankyou:<-- Smiley with JAZZ HANDS

Silent Rob
09-07-2010, 12:39 PM
*feels the jazz*

kayleamay
09-07-2010, 12:43 PM
*feels the jazz*
Dork. Oh wait, that's not my line. Rephrase. NERD.


Apologies. I also noticed you JAZZ HANDed somebody in a different thread, too. For some reason, it just didn't migrate magically to this thread.

:thankyou:<-- Smiley with JAZZ HANDS

It's okay. I have loud opinions and a vicious bark, but I'm up-to-date on all of my vaccines. *jazz hands*

Lavern08
09-07-2010, 07:14 PM
I stopped for several school buses this morning...

...While I'd never give them the finger,

I did throw up my ** Annoyed Jazz Hands ** :evil