Write my aardvark's next line.

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Like me, my aardvark is writing a book. He needs new lines every day. Please, help my aardvark finish his book.
 

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We walk along the main drag, holding hands, and she looks at me and says, 'That's never gonna heal if you don't stop picking it.'
 

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"Pick these," he snapped, while grabbing his crotch in that crude way that he knows I loathe.
 

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My aardvark says they're all fair use, since they're only one line each.