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Bartholomew
07-24-2010, 03:01 PM
Like me, my aardvark is writing a book. He needs new lines every day. Please, help my aardvark finish his book.

Dr.Gonzo
07-24-2010, 03:11 PM
...

We walk along the main drag, holding hands, and she looks at me and says, 'That's never gonna heal if you don't stop picking it.'

Bartholomew
07-24-2010, 03:12 PM
Yay!

Lavern08
07-25-2010, 04:52 PM
"Pick these," he snapped, while grabbing his crotch in that crude way that he knows I loathe.

Wayne K
07-25-2010, 05:15 PM
Can I steal that for my memoir?

:D

Bartholomew
07-25-2010, 10:03 PM
My aardvark says they're all fair use, since they're only one line each.

robeiae
07-25-2010, 11:19 PM
She skips merrily ahead of me, spins around and starts to smile...BAM! The bus comes out of nowhere and my heart--like my lover--lays strewn in pieces on the ground.

Lavern08
07-26-2010, 06:11 PM
:cry:

Bartholomew
07-27-2010, 12:42 AM
:cry:

Relax. It was a visitor's pass. Only Uncle Jim can give the residential passes.