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07-20-2010, 05:37 AM
To my surprise, my book -- Four Word Film Reviews -- is now for sale on Amazon.com!
http://www.amazon.com/Four-Word-Film-Reviews-Clews/dp/1440505659/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1279588395&sr=8-1 (http://www.amazon.com/Four-Word-Film-Reviews-Clews/dp/1440505659/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1279588395&sr=8-1)

The book doesn't hit bookstores until Aug. 18 so I'm surprised to see it for sale on-line. I just had my box of author copies sent to my house last week and I held my very first book in my hands for the first time last week. (*SIGH*)

Here is a free sample of my book -- it's funny reviews and summaries of films in four words or less. Here are some examples:
“Apes understand. I didn’t.” 2001: A Space Odyssey
“This Alamo ironically forgettable.” The Alamo (2004)
“Orwell’s notorious P.I.G.” Animal Farm (1954)
"From Beer to Fraternity.” Animal House (1978)
“Goo: bad and ugly.” The Blob (1958)
“Houston has a problem” The Bodyguard (1992)
“Dated monster movie.” The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
“Made for each other.” The Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
“Cowboys enjoy ranch undressing.” Brokeback Mountain (2005)
“Lee: Extreme method actor.” The Crow (1994)
“Stephen King unleashes terror.” Cujo (1983)
“Pitt turns life around.” The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008)
“The Immaculate Deception.” The Da Vinci Code (2006)
“Heath Ledger’s clowning glory.” The Dark Knight (2008)
“Wolf in Streep’s clothing.” The Devil Wears Prada (2006)
“The Kubrick Missile Crisis.” Dr. Strangelove or: How I learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
“Gets worse and worser.” Dumb & Dumber (1994)
“Carrey’ thought-revoking film.” Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)
“Room with a spew.” The Exorcist (1973)
“Facing your worst enemy.” Face/Off (1997)
“Cruise handles truth well.” A Few Good Men (1992)
“Scientist flies into rage.” The Fly (1986)
“Rebellious son gets tanked.” Finding Nemo (2003)
“Slay misty for me.” The Fog (1980)
“Doctor making a living.” Frankenstein (1994)
“Frost makes Dick shrivel.” Frost/Nixon (2008)
“Kubrick studies marine life.” Full Metal Jacket (1987)
“Starving for attention.” Gandhi (1982)
“Shrink shrinks Damon’s demons.” Good Will Hunting (1997)
“Likes mother. Likes daughter.” The Graduate (1967)
“A Farewell to Farms.” The Grapes of Wrath (1940)
“Students take up spelling.” Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone (2001)
“Inventor experiences little success.” Honey, I Shrunk the Kids (1989)
“Slaved by the Bell.” The Hunchback of Notre Dame (1939)
“Politician hates hot air?” An Inconvenient Truth (2006)
“Primate change: inconvenient truth.” Inherit the Wind (1960)
“Claude Rains is unwatchable.” The Invisible Man (1933)

The book only costs $10. If you liked these reviews, there are about 1,500 more in the book so please consider buying it.

This is an amazing day for me -- after all these years, I finally have a book on the market!

07-20-2010, 03:17 PM




Calla Lily
07-20-2010, 03:33 PM

07-20-2010, 05:24 PM
ADD sufferer's movie guide!


07-20-2010, 10:01 PM
Congrats!! :-)

Sweet Tea
07-21-2010, 03:58 AM
My youngest son will be getting this book for Christmas...

07-21-2010, 07:18 AM
My youngest son will be getting this book for Christmas...

Thanks Sweet Tea!